7/26/2009 11:53:08 AM |
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luvzreject

Marietta, GA
age: 24
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ever have those moments when it gets real quiet and you have to say something to break the silence? most of the time it's something so stupid everyone laughs and the awkwardness is gone.
what's your favorite one to use?
have fun....
so... how bout them braves?
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7/26/2009 11:53:54 AM |
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chasingshadows

Vernon, NJ
age: 29
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That's how I usually do it
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7/26/2009 12:03:39 PM |
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nicgriff

Dallas, TX
age: 27
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i usually bust out the crack pipe... that normally does the trick
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7/26/2009 12:29:26 PM |
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midnightgambler

Memphis, TN
age: 33
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I actually suck at breaking awkward silence. Usually only happens when there is no chemistry anyway. In cases where I know someone and there is suddenly silence... I always am wanting to talk so I think of something. Probably joke about something. Or if you mean on a date... well I would likely not quickly think of something if I happen to be nervous. 
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7/26/2009 12:42:00 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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Did ya'll hear about Peter Jackson's new film, "district 9?" kind of an "area 51" type thing, i believe.
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7/26/2009 12:42:31 PM |
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live4art1980

Ogden, UT
age: 29
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so herpies huh?
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7/26/2009 12:46:08 PM |
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phresh_princess

Missouri City, TX
age: 19
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I Have Acctualy Said
"Akward Silence Huh.. There Goes Another Gay Baby"
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7/26/2009 12:46:39 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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that's what you get for not washing your d*ck. (just playing)
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7/26/2009 12:47:47 PM |
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midnightgambler

Memphis, TN
age: 33
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*awkward silence*
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7/26/2009 12:50:42 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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7/26/2009 12:57:36 PM |
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luvzreject

Marietta, GA
age: 24
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so a monk, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar....
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7/26/2009 1:03:13 PM |
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jefferson_darcy

Old Bridge, NJ
age: 30
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i got a big wang
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7/26/2009 1:04:01 PM |
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luvzreject

Marietta, GA
age: 24
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want to f**k? lol
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7/26/2009 1:05:18 PM |
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phresh_princess

Missouri City, TX
age: 19
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want to f**k? lol
lol wow I bet that works all the time
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7/26/2009 1:06:34 PM |
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jefferson_darcy

Old Bridge, NJ
age: 30
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if a hot girl says it yeah lol
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7/26/2009 1:07:19 PM |
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chasingshadows

Vernon, NJ
age: 29
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i got a big wang 
Thread Title:
[x] Awkward silence breakers
[ ] Awkward silence makers
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7/26/2009 2:26:26 PM |
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suzy_cakes_78
Madison, WI
age: 31
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you could just fart. that'll get everyone laughing.
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7/26/2009 2:36:41 PM |
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nicgriff

Dallas, TX
age: 27
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The best way to break the awkward silence
Bring up your collection of hetai tentacle porn
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7/26/2009 2:40:31 PM |
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sleepwalker666

Evansville, IN
age: 20
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wanna see my collection of bodies? 
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7/29/2009 1:31:40 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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so what were we talking about?
or do you smell that?
or so do you put out frequently?
[Edited 7/29/2009 1:38:14 PM PST]
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7/29/2009 4:15:10 PM |
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krista_21

Louisa, KY
age: 22
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" Hold on I need to masterbate. "
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7/29/2009 4:25:46 PM |
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jt_guy

Queensland
Australia
age: 20
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so hows that hot sister of yours?
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7/30/2009 5:35:10 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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so nice shoes.....wanna f**k?
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7/30/2009 6:23:07 PM |
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hoody_rocker
Aurora, CO
age: 20
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GUYS ?...Do you have any idea how many pancakes we could be eating right now?it's astonishing
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7/30/2009 6:25:02 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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blaze up the smoking item of your choice
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7/30/2009 6:30:11 PM |
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hoody_rocker
Aurora, CO
age: 20
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so...wanna try my bong? 
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7/30/2009 6:32:46 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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oh my did you hear that bullfrog?(insert well timed fart here)
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7/30/2009 6:45:42 PM |
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chasingshadows

Vernon, NJ
age: 29
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" Hold on I need to masterbate. " 
That would just attract on-lookers imo.
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7/30/2009 6:49:00 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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wanna meet my pet snake?(he only has one eye)
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7/31/2009 2:46:25 PM |
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singlesoccermom

Sophia, NC
age: 28
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so hows that hot sister of yours? 
Anyone know what happen to JT
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7/31/2009 2:55:12 PM |
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cthulhu_dreams
Anaheim, CA
age: 23
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Here's a true story that I've told on several occasions that stirred quite a bit of commotion during silence, as well as worrisome expressions:
I was quite bored one afternoon as I was home all alone, and so I took a peeler to my thigh region and took out a nice piece of flesh, grilled it in a skillet, and partook of it with some salt and lemon. It was in this that I learned, despite common belief, people do not taste like chicken, but actually rather much like ham.
(The More You Know... hehe)
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7/31/2009 3:42:44 PM |
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gtrman28

Salida, CA
age: 29
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That's disturbing
I usually just fart
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7/31/2009 3:46:09 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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Just look over and smile real big, and keep doing it, eventually something will happen
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7/31/2009 6:06:05 PM |
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krista_21

Louisa, KY
age: 22
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Here's a true story that I've told on several occasions that stirred quite a bit of commotion during silence, as well as worrisome expressions:
I was quite bored one afternoon as I was home all alone, and so I took a peeler to my thigh region and took out a nice piece of flesh, grilled it in a skillet, and partook of it with some salt and lemon. It was in this that I learned, despite common belief, people do not taste like chicken, but actually rather much like ham.
(The More You Know... hehe)
Whatever works, lol.
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8/15/2009 4:34:18 PM |
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destinationg
Fargo, ND
age: 28
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Break out into whatever song pops into your head.
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8/15/2009 6:07:59 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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did you ever stop to consider that your skin is a form of leather?? didn't think so. lol
[Edited 8/15/2009 6:08:22 PM PST]
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8/15/2009 6:54:30 PM |
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exaul
Laval, QC
age: 31
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I usually say: so.....what's new? 
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8/15/2009 6:55:52 PM |
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no_bs_pleaze
Wayne, WV
age: 20
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Can I borrow yourphone?
[Edited 8/15/2009 6:56:04 PM PST]
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8/16/2009 3:40:13 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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get you thumb out of your ass, and get me a glass of champagne', and make sure you polish the crystal. and hurry up. Oh just bring me the whole damn bottle, and the crysal, gosh!! LMAO
i'm not really that mean.

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8/16/2009 3:41:17 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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wanna see my duck band collection?
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8/16/2009 3:43:18 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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HEY!! i've got a california raisins record, i've been waiting too bust out at the perfect moment!! guys...I think this is that moment!!! be RIGHT back.....
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8/16/2009 3:52:17 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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soooo.....i have a very skilled tongue
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8/16/2009 4:23:51 PM |
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luvzreject

Marietta, GA
age: 24
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soooo.... want to make a movie??
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8/16/2009 4:46:19 PM |
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jt_awesome89

Queensland
Australia
age: 20
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Oh look... a flying unicorn
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8/16/2009 4:49:21 PM |
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roxy4004
Nampa, ID
age: 22
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love them i just say "you know what everyone thinks about during an akward silence? pink elephants." lol or abraham lincoln
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8/16/2009 6:33:44 PM |
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manthing
Ephrata, PA
age: 30
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love them i just say "you know what everyone thinks about during an akward silence? pink elephants." lol or abraham lincoln
or how about Abe Lincon riding a pink elephants....
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8/16/2009 6:34:43 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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wanna see my collection of genuine shrunken heads?
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8/16/2009 11:14:51 PM |
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devilangel24

Stillwater, OK
age: 24
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Just start talking about random funny shit trying to make them laugh!
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8/17/2009 12:01:31 AM |
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zacwashere

San Mateo, CA
age: 29
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so my mom has an 8 inch clit that dangles out of her bathing suit sometimes. sometimes i paddle it like a kitten.
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8/17/2009 6:05:19 AM |
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thatgirl4you
Phoenix, AZ
age: 19
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^^^^ LMFAO
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8/19/2009 7:21:59 PM |
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destinationg
Fargo, ND
age: 28
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Run into various inanimate objects.
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8/19/2009 7:31:59 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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I like to kill things your thoughts?
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8/19/2009 7:32:42 PM |
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eynahsint
Glen Burnie, MD
age: 29
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"Uh, I'm not paying you by the hour to just sit there and look at me."
That, or "Ssh, do you hear that music?... Frakkin' Cylons!" if I think there's even the slightest possibility she'll know what I'm talking about.
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8/19/2009 7:35:34 PM |
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maddoser

Bicknell, IN
age: 26
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who the f**k farted??!! it reeks in here.
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8/19/2009 7:38:20 PM |
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smotpoke
Fernley, NV
age: 25
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did you queef?
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8/19/2009 7:40:34 PM |
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roxy4004
Nampa, ID
age: 22
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or how about Abe Lincon riding a pink elephants....
way better!
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8/19/2009 7:42:01 PM |
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destinationg
Fargo, ND
age: 28
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Would you like to touch my hair? I gelled it up just for you!
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8/19/2009 7:42:41 PM |
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krista_21

Louisa, KY
age: 22
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Would you like to touch my hair? I gelled it up just for you!
Sure, drop your pants.
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8/19/2009 7:46:51 PM |
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dieseldawg73

Denton, MD
age: 28
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I've never touched a shaved p*ssy before
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8/19/2009 8:07:02 PM |
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destinationg
Fargo, ND
age: 28
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Sure, drop your pants.
Not that hair, but if you insist.
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