| 4/10/2007 10:13:38 AM |
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jondalar
Reno, NV
age: 53
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Silly question I know but the other day I was talking to a woman I had made love to in the past and she said I did not use my penis as a penis!
I was thinking maybe she thought I used it as some supercharged sex machine but I did not want to ask.
Now, I am not large, just adverage, but I can pee over a six foot fence or ten feet up the side of a building. I can drown entire ant hills even a scorpion once and it is handy for hanging towels. I can put it where it goes and keep it out of where it should not be. I do not think it would be much use at stirring paint so if she did not think I used it as a penis what could she imagine I use it as?
Jondalar
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| 4/10/2007 10:28:42 AM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 47
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I use mine as a kickstand, to keep me from rollin outta bed.
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| 4/10/2007 10:45:13 AM |
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wolfy9459
Dayton, OH
age: 45
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i use mine to write my name in the snow. LOL
Kenny
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| 4/10/2007 10:57:35 AM |
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duckie1963
North York, ON
age: 44
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lmao Hill and Wolfy..... sounds like ya'll are using it right (even impressive, us gals cant do that).... maybe she was confused Jon
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| 4/10/2007 12:07:19 PM |
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unslightlynorml
Seaside, OR
age: 42
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I do like the kickstand one Hill........kinda reminds me of the Harley topics I have seen on here. It is very interesting how such a small rod can hold up such a large machine! (I am talkin' Harleys of course) LOL
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| 4/10/2007 3:37:15 PM |
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trojan536
Birmingham, AL
age: 57
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LORD, give me strength !!!! A MEN
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| 4/10/2007 3:41:18 PM |
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califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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That rod would have to be strong to hold
up that large frame. lol
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| 4/10/2007 3:45:55 PM |
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tami5507
Summersville, WV
age: 43
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Jondalar
Maybe she had Penis envy? lol
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| 4/10/2007 5:35:39 PM |
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mammyof4
Erwin, TN
age: 48
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ROFLMFAO This is hilarious
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| 4/10/2007 8:06:22 PM |
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unslightlynorml
Seaside, OR
age: 42
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Wha?! HILL has penis envy?! Stop! LOL smooches Hill LOL
Ahem, back to the original ? I say use it forcefully and with steady purpose. Forced compliance is great - on toast. LOL
[Edited 4/10/2007 8:07:55 PM]
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| 4/11/2007 3:06:40 AM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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Jondalar...You obviously didn't make her squirt...now did you?
I'm thinking...she wouldn't have even worried about how you used your penis, would she????? LOL Dez
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| 4/11/2007 7:31:44 AM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 61 online now!
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Did Kat say she wanted someones penis on toast? Wouldn't that hurt a bite I mean bit?
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| 4/11/2007 9:01:52 AM |
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duckie1963
North York, ON
age: 44
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lmao Queen.... u are sooo funny
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| 4/11/2007 9:23:11 AM |
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jondalar
Reno, NV
age: 53
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Hey Dez
This was the squirt plus, (I used my slowhand). Her big "O" was her first in twenty years and three marriages. I told her about this site in hopes she would come on and straighten this out.
As for that Penis envy, I found that girls can't handle it. Oh, I've let a few have a little practice and they can hit a tree but I would not trust their aim indoors.
Jondalar
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| 4/11/2007 10:27:30 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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Kinda makes you wonder what the other guys told her was appropriate for penis usage. I dated one lady and she told me I did more in thirty minutes than her husband and past boyfriends did in 15 years.
WTF?
Now I think I know why women cheat.... he he he
You have to revist that conversation and make her divuldge more info.
Kat that was a scary remark, want fries with that? lol
Copter
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