| 5/1/2007 11:01:22 PM |
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shycowgirl
Oak Run, CA
age: 49 online now!
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oh my. roflmao, jondalar.
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| 5/2/2007 5:46:22 PM |
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wolftearsfallin
La Porte, TX
age: 30
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lmfao Taxidermy I never thought of that one LOL...hmmm plaster molds..now that one has promise  I think its one of the best parts on a guy..Well if its not 2 or 3 inches that is..wish it was still yesterday  tug tug
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| 5/2/2007 6:10:18 PM |
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jondalar
Reno, NV
age: 53
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Candles are great Christmas presents.
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| 5/2/2007 6:12:38 PM |
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wolftearsfallin
La Porte, TX
age: 30
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roflmao oh ya merry xmas mom I got you some candles!!!
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| 5/4/2007 1:36:34 PM |
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constance3
Seymour, IN
age: 40
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I dated an alcoholic for 16 months so boring.... he only used his 14 times for sex the rest of the time, he peed out all the beer with it.
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| 5/4/2007 4:22:03 PM |
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constance3
Seymour, IN
age: 40
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Oh and sometimes he'd whip it out for other women to look at,,,all the while in front of me. Needless to say, I left
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| 5/4/2007 5:06:17 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.
7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.
And the # 1 thing a man would do is:
1. Finally find that damn G-spot.
TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
And the # 1 thing a women would do is:
1. Repeat # 9.
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| 5/4/2007 7:59:50 PM |
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wolftearsfallin
La Porte, TX
age: 30
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lmao I think that was very interesting
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| 5/4/2007 9:07:22 PM |
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wolfy9459
Dayton, OH
age: 45
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JoJO that was good and funny as hell. LMAO
Kenny
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| 5/5/2007 12:15:39 PM |
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singlennj
Budd Lake, NJ
age: 48
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As a divining rod. : )
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| 6/12/2007 3:18:07 PM |
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jondalar
Reno, NV
age: 53
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JoJo I just had to repost this today. I think it would be fun to trade places and equipment
From Jo Jo
TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.
7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.
And the # 1 thing a man would do is:
1. Finally find that damn G-spot.
TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
And the # 1 thing a women would do is:
1. Repeat # 9.
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| 6/12/2007 3:32:27 PM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 61
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If I had one I am sure I could figure out what to do with it.
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| 6/12/2007 3:59:20 PM |
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jondalar
Reno, NV
age: 53
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Sure that is easy to say but I have lent mine to a gal or two and they could not hit anything with it.
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| 6/12/2007 8:24:33 PM |
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bunnyears
Seattle, WA
age: 43
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Of course we could figure out what to do with "it"...we've already taken possession of multiple ones...
but ours are always....
Stiff, ready to go and have battery or electric power
and "we" know how to use them (at least I do)
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| 6/12/2007 8:56:05 PM |
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bigdogrdr
Bellevue, NE
age: 41
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has anybody said scratching post?(god i hope not)lol
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