8/21/2009 8:39:38 AM |
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niceguy4tlc
Port Saint Lucie, FL
age: 52
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I think some pictures would be a good idea. The problem is that divorce courts don't seem to care about adultery any more. A threat to send copies to his wife might be productive.
The best thing is to get rid of the trash with as much of your own dignity as possible and move on with your life..
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8/21/2009 8:48:47 AM |
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msbevzie
Oregon, OH
age: 45
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Jump in bed with them...
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8/21/2009 9:40:28 AM |
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th6231
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
age: 61
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Just like the restaurant question on a another thread--unexpected surprises are not welcome---acting with violence is usually not recommended---I would simply give the GUEST--2 minutes to dress and leave---and the "ex friend" of mine---3 minutes to get out of the house. I might say that I will need a few minutes to get the can of gasoline--but since it will be thrown around the bedroom---and ignited---- it would be a good idea to be dressed and gone!! Of course I wouldn't do it--but I would like the satisfaction of saying something funny to watch them hop around to avoid the fire. If they didn't move fast enough--I would throw water on them. It would take a few seconds to figure it wasn't gasoline---but it would make their hearts beat really fast for a while.
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8/21/2009 4:58:43 PM |
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lyriclocks
Deerfield, OH
age: 49
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"At 54 I have a birth-day coming up within 3 weeks or less."
I'm right behind ya. I'll be joining the half century club verrrry soon!!!! WOW, who would have thought; yet here I am.
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8/21/2009 5:38:28 PM |
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letsplay54143
Marinette, WI
age: 61
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Kicking both of their asses out if it is my house. If it is her house I would just start gathering my things to leave.
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8/21/2009 5:40:02 PM |
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letsplay54143
Marinette, WI
age: 61
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"At 54 I have a birth-day coming up within 3 weeks or less."
I'm right behind ya. I'll be joining the half century club verrrry soon!!!! WOW, who would have thought; yet here I am.
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Wow, we now have 108 year centuries.
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8/21/2009 5:44:14 PM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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Even the good book say (Theres a time for love and time for war)
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8/21/2009 7:27:30 PM |
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3asygoing
Tacoma, WA
age: 40
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it would be WAR, and two nakey peoples would be running down the road f**k courtesy they didnt show me or my house any. They can finish thier business elsewhere.
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8/21/2009 7:44:05 PM |
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bluerose1950
Edmond, OK
age: 58
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I had that happen, wasn't very nice. He lost and so did she, they had to get their clothes out the trees. Yes I burnt the sheets, I was very mad and hurt, I'll spare you the details, was sort of funny seeing them trying to get their clothes
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8/21/2009 7:48:26 PM |
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oldeschoolcharm
Monroe, WA
age: 47
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I would stand there stunned, then my face would turn purple and all hell would break lose. I would tell the other person to get the $%^# out of my house. Then I would take a suit case it put at my significant other's feet and calmly say "get out" and you will be hearing from my lawyer. I tolerate cheating well.
Well, in WA, adultery is not grounds for divorce. WA has "no fault" divorce, so you'd lose half. Sucks if you were the one who earned it all.
Generally, women get the kids over men, especially if they do not work (more available for the kids, see), so a cheating mother gets all sorts of chances to show the kids the "proper" morals: marry, cheat, and get half!
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8/21/2009 8:08:57 PM |
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2sweetbitter
Orange, CA
age: 40
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i wonder if she still loves me
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8/21/2009 8:13:25 PM |
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rain_drop
Seattle, WA
age: 57
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I'd be thinking of all the assets that he's not going to get through the divorce.
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8/21/2009 10:07:54 PM |
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oldeschoolcharm
Monroe, WA
age: 47
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I'd be thinking of all the assets that he's not going to get through the divorce.
Think again. Adultery does not affect property division in WA.
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8/21/2009 10:15:20 PM |
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jenamp88
Morris, MN
age: 25
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Been there done that... I came home early to my ex fiance in bed... making out with a 15 year old!!!! I was so shocked and disgusted, yet thankful that I had kept my room at my apartment... I just looked at him, shook my head, and walked out. He later told me that he would have felt a little better if I had reacted more right away. I told him that he made it clear what he wanted and there was no point in me reacting and he didn't deserve to feel better about anything that happened.
just a little info... he got the girl pregnant and in order to avoid prison time for her being underage her parents made them get married.
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8/21/2009 10:18:24 PM |
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toohot4u95
Norton, VA
age: 19
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f**k ya i was pissed off i told her to get the f**k outta my house and take him with her!!!
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8/21/2009 10:21:37 PM |
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osocxy
Las Vegas, NV
age: 29
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I would be on Snapped season 3, 4, and 5!!
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8/21/2009 11:49:06 PM |
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maddingo
Mankato, MN
age: 32
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If it was my x I would just be glad it wasn't me!
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8/22/2009 2:01:13 AM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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I would be on Snapped season 3, 4, and 5!!
Snapping
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8/22/2009 3:17:09 AM |
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aeacus
Dundalk, MD
age: 45
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Give the "other" guy tips of what she likes in bed...then of course blow the house up while they were busy finishing up....
Ya know...can't even get angry anymore with such behavior. Been there, done that...if it isn't meant to be, it just isn't meant to be...
To many real things to get upset about in this world to waste it on a failing relationship...Cash for Clunkers being discontinued, now that makes me ANGRY!
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8/22/2009 4:54:17 AM |
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awakeing
Walled Lake, MI
age: 37
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Ya know...can't even get angry anymore with such behavior. Been there, done that...if it isn't meant to be, it just isn't meant to be...
quote]
Handsome Aeacus!
I agree with that part. While I use to be a woman who thought
I needed to protect my family and my home to react to a situation
like that I too have learned the hard way...
A man who could or would do that to me has no value to fight for.
So I'd have them out of my house in 5 minutes and all his stuff
out of my house in an hour. In the end, best Karma is letting them
cheat and hurt each other. They self destruct and I'm no where
around to suffer.
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8/22/2009 5:18:53 AM |
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aeacus
Dundalk, MD
age: 45
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And a big "swoon" right back at ya Miss Awakening...
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8/25/2009 10:18:59 AM |
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suzyj07
La Vergne, TN
age: 54
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I'll be doing hard time in the federal prison system, and his mother will have somewhere go do every May! We call it decoration day here in the South.
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8/25/2009 10:22:10 AM |
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misbhavin06
Big Rapids, MI
age: 27
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Kick her ass, then his.
kick his then hers..... ask questions later.. pack their shi* and kick them out
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8/25/2009 11:49:08 AM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
age: 55
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Jump in bed with them...
You're either pulling every one's legs
or
crazier than I thought.
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8/25/2009 12:02:32 PM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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I'll be doing hard time in the federal prison system, and his mother will have somewhere go do every May! We call it decoration day here in the South.
I agree
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8/25/2009 4:17:43 PM |
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redebony
Spokane, WA
age: 51
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I would let them know "who the hell I am" then I would proceed to break and destroy anything and everything I could get my hands on that was his. I am sure that would bring them out of the bedroom really quick. Then heaven forbid if I had my hands on a bat or something heavy, cause his vehicle would be next... Then I would take my stuff and I would be gone.
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8/25/2009 4:20:20 PM |
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abatman
Huntsville, AL
age: 37
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If another man is in my bed all hell will break loose- another woman it's time for action satisfaction. I'd probally join in. What man worth his salt wouldn't?
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8/25/2009 4:26:13 PM |
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122750again
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 58
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I would let them know "who the hell I am" then I would proceed to break and destroy anything and everything I could get my hands on that was his. I am sure that would bring them out of the bedroom really quick. Then heaven forbid if I had my hands on a bat or something heavy, cause his vehicle would be next... Then I would take my stuff and I would be gone.
Same here, but before the vehicle got it hes gonna have one hell of a headache
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8/25/2009 4:49:01 PM |
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chicagomom
Harwood Heights, IL
age: 37
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I say duct tape them together.Let them run down the street naked that way!
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8/25/2009 5:04:30 PM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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If another man is in my bed all hell will break loose- another woman it's time for action satisfaction. I'd probally join in. What man worth his salt wouldn't?
man or woman I pray this will never happen! I think I would come in the room blasting off rounds big time! (_sheet.)
Get out of jail when I'm in my late 70s and start ANEW!
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8/25/2009 5:05:50 PM |
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kgearly1021
Valdosta, GA
age: 49
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So half of that bed I catch them in is mine, right? Then I am going to set fire to my half, don't care what he does with his half.
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8/25/2009 5:10:06 PM |
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kinkycapitalist
Atlanta, GA
age: 55
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When I was a younger attorney back in Chicago, I had a client who was a dietician at Cook County Hospital. She came home and found her husband in bed with a nurse from the hospital. She said nothing and left the house. When the nurse left, she re entered and her husband was dumb enough to be asleep after his roll in the hay.
She proceeded to cook all the bacon in the house and added Crisco and every other oik she had and when it was at a rolling boil, took the kettle to the bedroom and poured its contents on her husband genitals.
Elena Bobbit was an amateur, next to my client.
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8/26/2009 7:33:58 AM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
age: 55
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So...did you "get her off'?
Or
Did she fry?
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8/26/2009 7:58:06 AM |
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babiegothika
Hialeah, FL
age: 23
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can i enjoy you in bed, please??
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8/26/2009 7:59:57 AM |
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dreamcatcher00
Plainview, TX
age: 30
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on MY bed... awww.... nawwww.. i would bet the shittt out of both of em
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8/26/2009 11:49:15 AM |
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jusztwntlove
Highland, CA
age: 21
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SHOOTING THEM BOTH AND THEN HAVE MY FAM COME HELP CLEAN THAT SHIT UP..NO LIE..
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8/26/2009 11:59:35 AM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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SHOOTING THEM BOTH AND THEN HAVE MY FAM COME HELP CLEAN THAT SHIT UP..NO LIE..
my god
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8/26/2009 12:00:31 PM |
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chicaboom59
North Bergen, NJ
age: 60
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My first instinct would be to kick the shit out of both of them. But I would probably excuse myself, pack and leave. Then God help either one of them if they tried to contact me in any way.
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8/26/2009 12:04:12 PM |
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chicaboom59
North Bergen, NJ
age: 60
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When I was a younger attorney back in Chicago, I had a client who was a dietician at Cook County Hospital. She came home and found her husband in bed with a nurse from the hospital. She said nothing and left the house. When the nurse left, she re entered and her husband was dumb enough to be asleep after his roll in the hay.
She proceeded to cook all the bacon in the house and added Crisco and every other oik she had and when it was at a rolling boil, took the kettle to the bedroom and poured its contents on her husband genitals.
Elena Bobbit was an amateur, next to my client.
Wow and I thought I had heard the best. I was a manicurist and one of my customers told me of a friend who caught her cheating husband and while he slept she crazy clued his hand to his genitals and he had to be brought to the hospital to have his hands removed from his genitals.. I thought that was pretty bad but your story really beats mine Kink. Ouch to both...
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8/26/2009 2:39:50 PM |
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im_single_again
Saint Louis, MO
age: 77
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I'd be kickin' in the door wavin' the 4 4
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8/27/2009 7:18:18 AM |
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wxman11969
Montgomery, IL
age: 40
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I have to agree with AEACUS "Give the "other" guy tips of what she likes in bed...then of course blow the house up while they were busy finishing up....
Ya know...can't even get angry anymore with such behavior. Been there, done that...if it isn't meant to be, it just isn't meant to be...
To many real things to get upset about in this world to waste it on a failing relationship...Cash for Clunkers being discontinued, now that makes me ANGRY!"
I am actually friends with my wife's partner (yeah, I know, strange to say) and things around the house is less tumultuous. I have too much stress at work and if I let this eat me up as well, I would be no good fo the next woman.
Not to forget to mention the kids. They will be more accepting of their parents situation and they will fair better if you are civil.
Just my personal opinion, I could be wrong!
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8/27/2009 6:22:10 PM |
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ladydreamer1951
Mineral Bluff, GA
age: 57
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Set the bed on fire
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8/28/2009 9:46:33 AM |
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wiseguy2009
Brooklyn, NY
age: 29
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he is getting shot thousand times!
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8/28/2009 10:24:45 AM |
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gtron5000
Smithfield, UT
age: 22
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WOW! You guys are CRAZY!
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8/28/2009 10:42:01 AM |
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dann4nn
Dover, DE
age: 27 online now!
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gtron, if you think for a minute any of these guys would do something besides cry and run out the door you are very gullable.
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8/28/2009 11:09:23 AM |
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justmyself4you
Norfolk, VA
age: 43
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Happened to me once,
Though I knew it was going on through hiring a Pi
Never though my Wife of 5 years could disrespect me in our own house...
So I Litterally called 911 on myself told them to come get her
and her belongings out.. To avoid violence...
They took a few suitcases and what eas left They told me it was against the law
to throw out in the yard or anywhere outside...
In short thank god for fire places and Lawyers.
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8/28/2009 11:36:16 AM |
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lovesillusion
Moab, UT
age: 26
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been there and done that TWICE!
just walked away and left.... wasn't worth my time or energy to yell at the dumba$$!
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8/28/2009 11:42:37 AM |
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wolfmanart
Minneapolis, MN
age: 59
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Time to exit stage left and dont look back. Move on and dont even discuss it or be open to negotiations. One of you must leave asap! Dont waste your time it's a new beginning!
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8/28/2009 12:09:59 PM |
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gtron5000
Smithfield, UT
age: 22
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gtron, if you think for a minute any of these guys would do something besides cry and run out the door you are very gullable.
That may be so....
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8/28/2009 12:17:02 PM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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I'm a very nice person if you was to ask me!!
If somethang was to happen like this to me. I would call 911 myself.
Laoding the gun and giving the man time to get there fast fast fast!
This is not about hurting or killing somebody.
Its about disrespect.
If I bust a cap in his azz,might aswell bust a few in her disrespectful azz too.
Not in my bed on my watch!
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LOL
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8/28/2009 1:51:40 PM |
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mjw_6230
Louisville, KY
age: 32 online now!
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With your mate!
What would be the first thing you think about doing?
wow
true
laugh and then say 'thanks for winning me some money. i knew you were a scandalous b*tch'!!!
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8/28/2009 6:22:07 PM |
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steven030463
Newton Falls, OH
age: 46
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Burn the bed with them in it.
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8/28/2009 8:54:43 PM |
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arkansasnman
Fayetteville, AR
age: 46
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If you come home and another man or woman in your bed!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
I was good friends with a man that happened to have that exact thing happen.
He shot them both dead......killed them in the bed.
Since then, he has spent 20.....25 years in prison and has lost most of his ability to think or reason.
The system lost him.........he'll never get out..........he's going to die there wondering what he did wrong.
I'm not one to think there's a funny side to this sort of thing.
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8/28/2009 9:01:22 PM |
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wetjuicy1
Stone Mountain, GA
age: 40
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Tell them to go get a hotel room and finish what they started cause it would be over no question about it that must have been what he wanted.
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8/28/2009 9:03:35 PM |
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toohot4u95
Norton, VA
age: 19
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i told her to get her skanky nasty a** outta my house and take him with her
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8/28/2009 9:06:17 PM |
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trueblkmann
Atlanta, GA
age: 54
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If you come home and another man or woman in your bed!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
I was good friends with a man that happened to have that exact thing happen.
He shot them both dead......killed them in the bed.
Since then, he has spent 20.....25 years in prison and has lost most of his ability to think or reason.
The system lost him.........he'll never get out..........he's going to die there wondering what he did wrong.
I'm not one to think there's a funny side to this sort of thing.
Powder to the people
If that was to happen today!
It would be a love crime. Do a few months in the nut hut
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8/28/2009 9:21:41 PM |
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lilmatt09
Wise, VA
age: 20
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well toohot babe u date players u need to get outta dat
and i caught my ex 1 time put them both in the hospital stupid slut!!!
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8/28/2009 9:59:39 PM |
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dann4nn
Dover, DE
age: 27 online now!
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lilmatt, you say things like, "outta dat". You need to get an education.
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