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10/19/2009 12:48:16 PM Dirty, dirty nuns  

rinnz
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Brattleboro, VT
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There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire.
They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates.
But just before they entered St. Peter stopped them.

"Before you enter the gates of heaven you must each tell me if you have seen or touched a man's penis"

The nuns formed a line and the first nun says to St. Peter
"I'm sorry, but I have touched a penis with my finger"

St. Peter then says "You are forgiven, just dip your finger in this bowl of holy water"

The nun dips her finger in the water and enters heaven. The second nun then tells St. Peter that she has touched a penis with her hand. St. Peter then tells her to dip her hand into the bowl of holy water. She does this and enters heaven.

Then out of nowhere a nun in the line darts in front of another nun. St. Peter asks her "What is the matter sister?"

The nun replies "There's no way in hell that I'm sticking my mouth in there after her a** has been in it!"

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10/19/2009 1:30:32 PM Dirty, dirty nuns  

2gud
Knoxville, TN
age: 63


Three nuns went to heaven where St. Peter told them as a reward for their life of abstinance they could go back to Earth and have sex one time with anybody of their choosing.
Th first nun chose George Cloony because as she said she found him to be very sexy.
The second nun said she thought Steven Segal was sexy and chose him.
The third nun chose Barack Obama. St. Peter asked her if she thought he was sexy. She said she didn't know but every time somebody said his name everybody in the room said "Barack Obama! F**k him."

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