1/8/2008 3:41:41 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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whalemstr
Corning, CA
age: 50
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While sitting at the kitchen sink doing dishes
it dawned on me
that
someday
I'm gonna make a woman a good wife!! 
Then
I looked at the sink of glasses
I was rinsing
and started laughing!!
I AM A GUY
I AM A GUY
the "glasses" I was rinsing
are a complete
12 glass set
of
used
jelly jars!!
There is hope for me!! 
Any other guys??
Huh??

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1/8/2008 3:49:05 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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sunnyx56
Rochester, NH
age: 56
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Because I leave the toilet seat up. Sunny
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1/8/2008 4:09:17 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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1mauibabe1
Lahaina, HI
age: 51
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hey Whale doing dished does not make you anyless of a man....it makes you more of one
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1/8/2008 4:12:01 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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colleen58
Columbia, SC
age: 58
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Good one Sunny. You've got a quick whit!
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1/8/2008 4:17:18 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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johnmod
Gardendale, TX
age: 61
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m y linen closet is the folding table is the washroom. 
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1/8/2008 4:30:25 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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exlaw
Sneads Ferry, NC
age: 51
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Because I am not perfect....clumsy and confused sometimes.......and have been remionded millions of times in past relationships, by women, a man can't do anything right....
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1/8/2008 4:30:38 PM |
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whalemstr
Corning, CA
age: 50
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the
doing the dishes part
and making someone a good wife
referred to me actually doing them
the part
that made
me
realize
I'm a MAN
was the recycled - jelly jars
we are using as glasses
not what a woman would choose as
her "set" of glasses for her house!!

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1/8/2008 4:32:08 PM |
I'm positive I'm a man because... |
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sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 55
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i'm on this site, lonely and sleep in the middle my bed--
[Edited 1/8/2008 4:33:24 PM]
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1/8/2008 4:37:18 PM |
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barbb6042
Bolivar, NY
age: 65
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exlaw you have been listening to the wrong women...we dont all talk that way..whale you are sure right on the glasses being a MANs' glass set..
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1/8/2008 5:52:22 PM |
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1pinkstar
Omaha, NE
age: 54
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I'm a woman and have recycled olive jars, plastic Jetson tumblers, Husker mugs, and plastic wine glasses. Does that make me less of a woman? I think not.
When I run out of clean ones I sometimes take a sip directly from the faucet.

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1/8/2008 5:55:40 PM |
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explorer11
Rolla, MO
age: 61
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I have different stuff than a woman... if ya know what I mean...  
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1/8/2008 5:59:14 PM |
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cabinut7
Myrtle Beach, SC
age: 54
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I was a man until last night when someone implied I MAY not have balls. I've been hiding on and off all day...
I do dishes, and laundry, and iron and grocery shop and vacuum and scrub the kitchen floor, and windows, make the bed everyday and I honestly know I'm a man. This is a good thing, trust me. Paul
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1/8/2008 6:37:57 PM |
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1pinkstar
Omaha, NE
age: 54
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cabinut, I could use one of you. You sound terrific.
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1/8/2008 6:54:12 PM |
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whalemstr
Corning, CA
age: 50
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yep - all of the above -
don't forget
keeping the fire going
wiping noses
cleaning up the puke
holding them when they have a bad dream
adjusting the valves on the motor
digging the holes for the new plants
chasing the boogeyman away
etc
etc
etc
etc
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