| 1/10/2008 1:49:36 PM |
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harley68
San Antonio, TX
age: 39
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I got this today so I'm passing it on to my DHU friends. All little long. But you'll get a kick out of it if it applies to you.
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you got to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for more than one
or two signs that don't apply to you and can't find one to save your
sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do. And now you know why I am forwarding this to you...
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| 1/10/2008 1:51:56 PM |
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homegirl1970
Red Creek, NY
age: 38
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ROfLMAO cause its so true...
Good One Harley
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| 1/10/2008 1:56:31 PM |
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aka_neo
Marathon, FL
age: 51
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Does this mean I'm now a grown up or just old ?
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| 1/10/2008 1:59:09 PM |
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stormygrl
Longmont, CO
age: 41
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Those are really great!
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| 1/10/2008 2:00:05 PM |
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meh777
Midland, TX
age: 30
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ok who's been stalking me to make this list lol
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| 1/10/2008 2:00:39 PM |
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holdinpanama
Panama City, FL
age: 44
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well iguess i haven't grown up yet but there is still hope
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| 1/10/2008 2:04:07 PM |
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silver_rain1011
Springfield, VA
age: 22
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#'s 2, 3, 7, 10, 12 (only because we get there at 2am and walk through the drive-thru, they won't serve you!!!), 15, 16, 17, 18 (but eating chicken in general upsets my stomach), 20, 24.
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| 1/10/2008 2:04:17 PM |
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17cloverman
Delanson, NY
age: 45
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nope
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| 1/10/2008 2:20:00 PM |
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billericachick
Billerica, MA
age: 38
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Really liked the thread. It was really funny to read.....
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| 1/10/2008 2:25:13 PM |
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slim9053
Mason, OH
age: 46
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| 1/10/2008 2:25:15 PM |
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bassman1959
Santa Rosa, CA
age: 49
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I'm not completely grown up yet. NOT YET!! I can sleep on the couch and I don't take naps. And I had pizza for breakfast today.
[Edited 1/10/2008 2:25:36 PM]
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| 1/10/2008 2:29:49 PM |
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harley68
San Antonio, TX
age: 39
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I love pizza for breakfast!
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| 1/10/2008 2:53:11 PM |
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cricket32
Crawfordsville, IN
age: 32
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| 1/10/2008 3:05:03 PM |
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pirate72
Paris, IL
age: 35
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Well, let's go through them one by one:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Well, I don't have any houseplants.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. Having sex on a bed?!? Kinky.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge Never was much of a beer drinker, but I always have my cider and wine.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you got to bed. Oh, HELL no! I go to bed AFTER sunrise, thank you very much.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. I don't ride elevators. I take the stairs, to stay in shape.
6. You watch the Weather Channel. Nah, I just go to accuweather.com
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." Don't really care what my friends do.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 30, actually.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." They never did.
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. Nope. I just go over to their party, have a few drinks, then "accidentally" spill a drink into their stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. EVERYBODY feels comfortable telling sex jokes around me. Hell, I make teenagers blush with mine.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Restaurant 11pm, drive-thru 2am.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Nope. Don't have a car payment.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. Dogs have always gotten dog food at my house. People food is for ME!!!
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. No idea. Never sleep on the couch.
16. You take naps. Pfft. Yeah. Right.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Dinner and a movie isn't a date. It's just what I do to hang out.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. Never did like wings. Too much work for not enough meat.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests. I don't go to the drug store.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." The hell it ain't!!
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. I NEVER eat breakfast food. I eat burgers for breakfast.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again." I still drink the same way I always did...not often, and not a lot.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Oh, yeah. Work, like Quake: Enemy Territory, Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, and DH.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Why go to a bar??
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" I usually ask her, "Is it yours?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for more than one
or two signs that don't apply to you and can't find one to save your
sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do. And now you know why I am forwarding this to you...
Um, cuz yer old? 
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| 1/10/2008 3:23:42 PM |
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blooz2me
Amherst, OH
age: 59
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Damn, Harley you really know how to hurt a guy but on the flip side I am writing this listening to the "Moody Blues" music. Let the younguns' put up anything that can compare to that.
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