| 1/11/2008 8:59:16 PM |
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flyingdutchman
Lancaster, CA
age: 42 online now!
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So after a 2.5 year battle my DIVORCE is final. And she lost... Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah time to have a party.... The best part is I have our kids and she now pay’s me support.
So now that I’m officially Single Again............. Applications are now being accepted.
Looking for a woman who does not cook, clean, or work, I want to meet someone that requires long vacations, someone who will steal, lie, and cheat, someone who will embezzle 250K from my Company. My perfect little bride must also require a maid to all of the chores; qualified candidates must also burden me with little unappreciative snot nose step kids. It would be a ‘plus’ if my new Woman could have her controlling parents move in with us. I like my gal to sit around the house all day in her sweats and do nothing. I insist my new partner accept that I pay for lawn and pool care as well as home grocery delivery. I’m looking for that special someone who will be demanding and heartless, someone who does not want to ever have sex would be perfect. She must have absolutely no integrity, morals or standards. My new ‘honey bunny’ must also be willing to contribute drugs and alcohol to minors and have those ‘teen parties’ while I’m slaving at work ~ out of town 16 hours a day.
Only experienced women will be considered.
Applications for this position will continue to be accepted until job placement occurs.
Thank you,
Human Resources Department
I Can’t Wait To Be Screwed Again, Inc.
P.O. Box somewhere on the Interstates, USA.
1-888-555-6969
Hows that for expectations!?!?
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| 1/11/2008 9:17:55 PM |
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eyes2asoul
Pelham, NH
age: 32
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 TOO Funny! Should the applications be to the attention of "Mr. Bitter"?
In reality though maybe we'd all have better luck finding new and better relationships if we posted what we don't want and won't except instead of what we are looking for! So instead of all the "following please apply" we could say " the following will not even be considered". That way at least if it ends it would be for new reasons.  Good luck and sounds like you are due a saying of congrats on being "Free From that Past". Enjoy 
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| 1/11/2008 9:18:48 PM |
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ilj
Nampa, ID
age: 33
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Ok thats funny.She must have screwed you over good.Glad you won.Congats.
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| 1/11/2008 9:22:07 PM |
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flyingdutchman
Lancaster, CA
age: 42 online now!
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LOL! I thought is was kind of funny too
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| 1/11/2008 11:02:33 PM |
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flyingdutchman
Lancaster, CA
age: 42 online now!
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thanks 'eyes' LOL!!!
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| 1/11/2008 11:03:44 PM |
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smileingheart
Bellingham, WA
age: 41
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flying to funny lol 
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| 1/11/2008 11:07:53 PM |
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flyingdutchman
Lancaster, CA
age: 42 online now!
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that oughta weed-um out huh smileing..
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| 1/13/2008 5:25:16 PM |
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lonleyalone1
Perry, GA
age: 41
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I think I have finally heard it all....I am so glad you have a sense of humor about this....You have to laugh and keep a good outlook...especially for your kids.. good luck in all you do...and I if you do really start taking applications....lie detector tests work wonders.....lol
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| 1/16/2008 6:10:03 PM |
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flyingdutchman
Lancaster, CA
age: 42 online now!
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lonleyalone1,
That is funny-
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| 1/16/2008 6:22:22 PM |
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easytouch3
Mount Clemens, MI
age: 46
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YA i got the same deal too dutchman. I got the house the kids and child support. Pay back is a b*tch 
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| 1/16/2008 6:39:22 PM |
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cmjanew
Sayre, PA
age: 48
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I don't know. Two and a half years. YIKES. I took the express lane. Didn't even get an attorney. And, I have the house....A bit of a mortgage, but the house. 'Course she was under the impression it was her personal storage unit....even after the divorce. Hmmmmmm...keep an eye on E-Bay
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| 1/16/2008 6:46:26 PM |
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smilesalot2
Smithtown, NY
age: 45
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congratulations!!! I have just completed the same nightmare...and truly understand how it feels to see the light and can finally smile...with true happiness. May this new adventure..brings you the joy you deserve.
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| 1/16/2008 6:47:32 PM |
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baileyblue
South Sioux City, NE
age: 47
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Very nice smile
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| 1/16/2008 7:12:30 PM |
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seashellll
Foley, AL
age: 44 online now!
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LOL!
Congrats!
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| 1/16/2008 7:29:48 PM |
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drummrboy
Belmont, MA
age: 43 online now!
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dutch, congradulations! good fro u that u can find some humor in all of what you've been through. BTW can i use that application as well?
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