krupa
Abilene, TX
age: 39
|
Yo cricket ...it's all good my man. Glad to have some different perspectives within an intelligent group. I may seem a bit blunt......well, yeah okay..Im blunt.
|
cricket770
Dixon, CA
age: 40
|
Krupa, right on brotha - LOL
|
camaro440
Miami Beach, FL
age: 39
|
Xchrrykissx,
No one will defend you my little tulip, but I will!!!
Now listen up you bunch of lonely, can't get laid, grandparents, ride the short bus (??), pathetic people......... I understand her, she's all in MYSPACE. When I was younger, hot body, tight, years in front of me and lots of junk in the trunk in back of me!!! Live your life everyone always told me, life is short, enjoy your youth every single day. She's hot, she's confident, she's bold and aggressive. Yeah, I remember those days, you feel righteous, for example (Shut up you old b*tch, you're all dried up so just die already). That was one of my personal favorites. Oh wait, I got another one (Grandpa doesn't have a hard on, it's rigor mortis, EWWWWWWWWW!!) Yep, that was me, you can stop applauding now!!! Seriously, stop applauding!!!
Getting back to my little sunflower, oh I meant tulip, f*ckin dementia!!! My little tulip, I'm glad that you're here to insult these old ugly can't get laid farts. You inspire me, B*TCH!! Im sorry honey, I suffer from terrets.... You inspire me because you apparently have the gift of eternal youth. So listen carefully Demi, ooooops, I meant hiccup, no tulip. (my garter panties are too tight and gives me gas) You will also grow maturity, wisdom, cellulite, stretch marks and your tits will drop. You will agonize about keeping your youth so you'll probably get liposuction, plastic surgery and become another beautiful eternal Joan Rivers......... You will eventually drop the "Y" and desperately seek just the "SEX". The best you could ever hope for is being named "MILF of the year" and your sons frat party!! NO,no,no, I typed that wrong. (arthritis doncha know) Anyway tushits, no, tulip, you will still be playing around on MYSPACE when a younger generation inhabits outerspace.
Ohhhh my lil hiccup, hold my hand, don't let go.............
"""You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension
not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous
land whose boundaries are that of imagination. You're now entering...the Twilight Zone."""
Now you're the old ugly lonely can't get laid riding the short bus pathetic B*TCH!!!
Kiss my ass, and there's plenty of it for you to enjoy
Yo Momma
(tried to be nice, but she woke up the beast)
|
genieus
Parkville, MD
age: 60
|
Why, Cammy, my little literary genius, I had no clue...............your talent truly makes my toes curl. Keep it coming....pant, pant, pant.......gasp, gasp, gasp........aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Why didn't we recognize Miss Kisses immediately? Who else could it possibly have been but Paris H?
|
cricket770
Dixon, CA
age: 40
|
The last couple of posts were really funny. The literary genious Camaro440 was hilarious, and curling toes from Genious? Oh man, the hell with the myspace chick, id like ta see that in person-LOL.
|
unslightlynorml
Seaside, OR
age: 42
|
Hahahahah! Hey! wait a minute! There are some remarkable similarities between myself and a couple of descriptions in Cam's post..........should I be offended or excited? LOL! Hilarious.
|
queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 61
|
Some match me too Kat, maybe I forgot to get old.
|
wolfy9459
Dayton, OH
age: 45
|
Cam...........Why are you given up all my secrets?
Kenny
|
guenavere
Hemet, CA
age: 62
|
WHat is wrong with grandparents. I am one. Do you have such a low opinion of your own?
|