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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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FIRST THE WOMEN:
40-ish ............... 49
Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic.......................Flat-chested
Average looking.......... Ugly
Beautiful..................... Pathological liar
Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin
Educated ................... College dropout
Emotionally secure....... Medicated
Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster
Free spirit.................... Substance user
Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
Gentle ..................... Comatose
Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing.................... Loud
Passionate.................. Loud
Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic
Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing
Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque..............Fat
Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat
Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!
Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST:
40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........Arrogant
Honest....................Pathological liar
Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent
Mature ...................Until you get to know him
Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
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| 1/15/2008 11:01:12 AM |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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LMAO...well, Sin, that pretty much decodes it for me! No wonder I haven't met the right guy yet!
They have been "educated good looking honest mature friends who like to hug and stay fit."
Translated into "Dumbass arrogant liar horney bastard who are over weight hairy and stare alot."
Lady
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| 1/15/2008 11:08:19 AM |
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luvinlifetothem
Biddeford, ME
age: 41
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HEY...Sinful...Im athletic...and 38C..thank you very much....LMAO...
But...love your stuff...its usually true....
Luvin
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| 1/15/2008 11:35:06 AM |
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senorbnj
Phoenix, AZ
age: 58
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Hey Sinful,
Very original - that should garner you lots of attention...
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| 1/15/2008 11:50:01 AM |
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larryandhiv
Arlington, WA
age: 49
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that was a very good post but you left out std I know I wish id know before hand too late here but printing your little decoder sheet honestly I tell them about hiv Before i go out saves allot of bullshit later.been awhile since been out couple years but dont want no one else to get this shit.
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| 1/15/2008 11:56:04 AM |
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lady5552
Romney, WV
age: 56
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Holy Molie! If what you say is true I'm in BIG trouble. Been out of the whole dating scene too Long to make heads or tails of all the lingo, need a crash course....suggestions!
Laura
Romney, WV
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| 1/15/2008 2:11:43 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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'tis a doozie I tell ya
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| 1/15/2008 3:00:45 PM |
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lorlie
Eugene, OR
age: 51
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Oh mother say a prayer for me!
I have made a huge mistake. I am really scared now.
good post.. lol
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| 1/15/2008 3:01:46 PM |
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drummrboy
Belmont, MA
age: 43
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sin, thanks for making think twice about the profiles i look at.
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| 1/15/2008 3:51:05 PM |
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brnidscorpiox2
Moscow, TN
age: 35
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Hilarious!!(and frightening)
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| 1/15/2008 3:53:23 PM |
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kinkycapitalist
Atlanta, GA
age: 52
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financially sound - gets social security
Independent - has food stamps
Professional - gets paid to clean toilets (no amateur status)
shapely legs - Shaped like a Steinway
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| 1/15/2008 4:18:30 PM |
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mi_race_girl_69
Wyandotte, MI
age: 38
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| 1/15/2008 4:25:41 PM |
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silver_rain1011
Springfield, VA
age: 22
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hahahaha "Poet"= depressive schizophrenic... wow, that really had me pegged... yes, I'm actually published
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| 1/15/2008 6:19:08 PM |
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sweetpea40
Mexico, MO
age: 40
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This is just to funny........you seem to be right on the money on all but the redhead bit............some of us truly are natural born redheads...you'll never get this color from a bottle.. 
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| 1/16/2008 4:30:52 PM |
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cricket32
Crawfordsville, IN
age: 32
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my bestfriend emailed me that list when I told her I was using an online-dating site.
[Edited 1/16/2008 5:59:36 PM]
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