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Forums: Groups: 50+: DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable
1/17/2008 5:42:11 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 56

 For anyone, a fan of my contributions, this is for you all--if you're not, i'm sorry you aren't--i don't think this is so stupid--or any of my stuff--it's about making just one person's day better...and this qualifies


Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
Brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
Grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'




'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
To the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
Down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!



She said

'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIBBLETS!!!



[Edited 1/17/2008 5:43:31 AM]
1/17/2008 5:46:23 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

burnedonce
Duncan, OK
age: 68

 Thanks for todays funny. Its cute , I will pass it on to my real time friends.
1/17/2008 6:03:13 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

blooz2me
Amherst, OH
age: 59

 That's the way I like to start off my day...with good ole fashion laughter.

Thanks Sorprano!
1/17/2008 6:38:27 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 56

 you're a welcome--my intentions--funny is like the morning with the sun shining--
1/17/2008 6:45:57 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

texangelfire
Krum, TX
age: 65

 I started reading the 50's for the jokes. I have been missing them. Thanks Sorprano for a great one.
1/17/2008 6:57:31 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 56

 thank you fire
1/17/2008 7:57:39 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

ks51
Santa Rosa, CA
age: 51

 Out and out laughed on this one. Thanks Sorp.
1/17/2008 8:09:26 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 59

 Put a smile on my face with this one....THANKS!!
1/17/2008 8:22:35 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sugahsouth
Lake City, TN
age: 60

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[Edited 1/17/2008 6:14:15 PM]
1/17/2008 8:24:59 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 56

 thanks--i bet the bandwagoners on here are at least viewing this--i see you all laughing and not at me because you know without me here your day continues boring and at nite lonely--as many of you don't have any courage to post even a hello sorprano because you're too cool as i have spoken but to stupid schitt here you're all in awe of keeping threads on here toooooooooo longgggggggggg where even the host isn't around to serve the coffee and the eggs daily----esp people i respected once--am i bitter--you bet your sweet bippie as before i was ever attacked personally i did not do anything but to protect who I am and what i'm about or posting even to take my self away before Xmas as i felt fighting within of what i post was causing friction here, then i saw the bandwagon form to show sides and personal email attacks at me calling me a 4 letter words because i personally emailed someone saying my peace --sometimes you can't be loved by all but if one likes me more than hates me then i smile last too--to you all in the past or now, you bandwagoners have posted my stuffd is stupid stuff and to add insult i'm attacked by name instead of saying what doesn't ail them w/o insulting by calling me out via a thread or individual post to any thread using my name negatively--while stupid stuff continues to be for people who are bored and lonely--my thanks to people that aren't bandwagon oriented, bored or lonely as i may just consider a daily something for everyone including bandwagon posters here too as this is everyone's board and not the bandwagon's posters uniting against any soul here----and i appluade those who are cool--even some of you that respected me once by saying i made your day somehow start with a good laugh or smile----i again see you all viewing my stuff but you won't speak unless it's to attack anyone here by name ( a rule here not to) esp now claiming people are reincarnated with either new names as the crack committee here are trying to prove what??? Insulting people and just saying sorry when that person is true grit isn't cutting it--shame on your people--the pre judged jury of you all--if someone could prove i was fake--try me--


funny thing too i posted a true statement here but all you bandwagoners will say why feed to it--see you're the phonies i'm talking about..you just read and hold your posts to attack in unity but you're in the minority on almost every other thread here--



[Edited 1/17/2008 8:53:08 AM]
1/17/2008 8:54:24 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

barbb6042
Bolivar, NY
age: 65

 Wow I was going to say LOL LOL cute joke..But after just reading what you wrote above me soprano I am going to keep my mouth shut...I kinda feel damned if I do and damned if I dont....Have a nice day.................
1/17/2008 8:57:14 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

burnedonce
Duncan, OK
age: 68

 Sorprano, health care professionals say that we need 8 hugs a day to stay healthy. I think thats true of laughs also. Thank you for your efforts .
Once I had a friend that didnt seem to have outstanding qualities other than the fact that she was always happy. People were drawn to her as if she were a magnet . Most people want to be with or near a person who is happy. Why, because it feels better to be happy than sad.
1/17/2008 9:05:15 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 56

 my doctors say: fall down 7 times--get back up 8 times
1/17/2008 9:07:31 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

sorprano
Wayne, NJ
age: 56

 barb: you can see your peace or say it too--welcome --to the plygram type of post i made--no one individual owns this board, it's for everyone--
1/17/2008 9:17:12 AM DON'T EAT CHICKEN!!!!! Adorable  

bluesls53
Chattanooga, TN
age: 54

 Cute story,lol.

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