| 1/19/2008 7:46:13 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because we actually change our underwear.
The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's the butts.
If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.
Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths you take.
If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask us in bed.
The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by male rubber-necking at the mini-skirts.
If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
When you're not around, I belch loudly, too, and fart even louder!
Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life--you'll never see the 'island' coming.
Have a strong need for male bonding? Visit your proctologist.
Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
Your balding is a good thing--it subsidizes our hair care expenses.
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| 1/19/2008 7:55:52 AM |
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harriett
Homosassa, FL
age: 61 online now!
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OK guys pay attention.
Good advice !
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| 1/19/2008 7:59:10 AM |
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iloveboxers
Somerset, KY
age: 41 online now!
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When you're not around, I belch loudly, too, and fart even louder!
thats not necessarily true, i will do it whether he is in the room or not. 
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| 1/19/2008 8:08:08 AM |
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drummrboy
Belmont, MA
age: 43
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ilove, u r priceless.  
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| 1/19/2008 8:14:30 AM |
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nashoba_miko
Bethany, OK
age: 38 online now!
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DEFINATELY good info!  box
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| 1/19/2008 8:31:50 AM |
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sweetpea40
Mexico, MO
age: 40 online now!
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OMG........this is to funny.... I love it..
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| 1/19/2008 11:19:25 AM |
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iloveboxers
Somerset, KY
age: 41 online now!
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well at least i am honest, that needs to be the first thing said by a woman----
oh yeh, by the way, i DO fart so excuse me ahead of time.
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| 1/19/2008 4:19:49 PM |
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malexand
Blanchester, OH
age: 55
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And I've been blaming the cat all this time. Well that's actually good because if women didn't fart they would b*tch or blow up. I still love you all tho.
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| 1/19/2008 6:55:18 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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he he he...here kitty, kitty, kitty
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| 1/19/2008 9:03:57 PM |
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micky_grays
Cleveland, OH
age: 22
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When you're not around, I belch loudly, too, and fart even louder!
nice
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| 1/19/2008 9:31:48 PM |
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radarlove28
Florence, AL
age: 28
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lol ya'll are crazy farting and blowing up haa haa haa keep it rolling lol dont stick up the whole website i got to breath!!!!!!!!
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| 1/19/2008 10:26:49 PM |
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redh_realtor
Cincinnati, OH
age: 30
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 I just have to say, "I LOVE your posts!"
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| 1/20/2008 2:31:25 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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Why Thank You!
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