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2/25/2008 6:22:18 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

mrsmiles4444
Culpeper, VA
age: 51 online now!


Are you Martha Stewart or Maxine knowitall?

*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

Martha's way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine's way
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha's way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine's way
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's way
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
Maxine's way
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

Martha's way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine's way
Celery? Never heard of it!

Martha's way
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine's way
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

Martha's way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine's way
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha's way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Maxine's wayGo ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha's way
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine's way
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO !!!!!!!




As usual, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?

2/25/2008 6:27:55 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

honeynubbin
Aurora, IL
age: 49


Okay, the choices provided aren't enough for me, as usual.

I am a "Martha"...then when the frustration sets in, I become a "Maxine."

D'oh!

2/25/2008 6:29:28 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

deannalynnr
Sparrows Point, MD
age: 43 online now!


LMAO im a maxine knowitall

2/25/2008 6:34:02 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

mrsmiles4444
Culpeper, VA
age: 51 online now!


wow! ..........remimd me not to eat at your house! J/K
It's more for the laugh on a Monday morning.

2/25/2008 6:46:42 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

deannalynnr
Sparrows Point, MD
age: 43 online now!


sorry smiles Martha is boring to me

2/25/2008 7:46:42 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

cherokeebaby60
Calvert City, KY
age: 47


Hey My Friend I am Maxine ! use to be Martha Stewart but life is too short ! I am Laid Back !

2/25/2008 8:20:12 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

looseyloo
Cedar Park, TX
age: 48


Maxine for President!

2/25/2008 8:27:05 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

ret1058
Westerville, OH
age: 49


I'm definitely more Martha than Maxine.

Except...I would ask the cute neighbor to open the jar.

(no...you're not seeing double...I answered in the 50s too )

2/25/2008 8:55:59 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

cozzykitten_383
White Cloud, MI
age: 38


ill take my grand mothers way thank you god reast her soal, thanks grandma

2/25/2008 9:46:42 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

seashellll
Foley, AL
age: 44


that was a good one mrsmiles!

Love maxine!!

2/25/2008 10:38:35 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

mrsmiles4444
Culpeper, VA
age: 51 online now!


lots of maxines here. glad you all enjoyed. have a great day.

2/25/2008 11:58:16 AM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

tinktoo
Pevely, MO
age: 49


Love you Smiles.......LOVE MAXINE

2/25/2008 12:43:55 PM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

sitkarains
Sitka, AK
age: 47


Usually I am a fine mixture of both.
today I am a Maxine all the way

2/25/2008 1:04:18 PM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

corbinsgaga
Wooster, OH
age: 47


Usually I'm a Martha, but I'm a Maxine today dammit. It sure is a Monday.

2/25/2008 1:11:23 PM are you a Martha or Maxine? monday morning giggle.  

sincerity
Woodbridge, NJ
age: 48


Not only do I do it Martha's way, but I carry the same name.


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