Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!

9/14/2011 4:29:20 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
madisynn808 North Las Vegas, NV 28, joined May. 2011	Come on guys. I know that you all have heard (and have probably repeated) all the funny things that your branch has had to say. My favorite sayings while I was a Marine are... Marines never die... They just go to Hell and REGROUP!! WHERE THE HELL IS 29 PALMS!? Gun control is hitting your target. Marines pull duty in Heaven... afterall, who else would God trust? The most dangerous thing in a combat zone??.... An officer with a map! and... If you really need an Officer in a hurry... take a nap. Lets hear some more SHAAAREEEE!!! [Edited 9/14/2011 4:30:17 AM ] Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
9/14/2011 5:21:38 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
jerseyguy39 Ocala, FL 44, joined Apr. 2011	F**ked up like a soup sandwich. got nothin' else
9/14/2011 5:51:13 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kinkaju Booneville, AR 69, joined Jun. 2011	Oh hell shit sandwiches and no bread (in boot camp)your lower than whale shit and thats at the bottom of the ocean! if you have a problem and need an answer go ask an officer if you need an answer that works go ask a petty officer(non com)
9/14/2011 6:45:14 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil cause Im the baddest mother f_cker in the valley when you need it blown up call the airforce when it absolutely positively has to be blown up tomorrow call the SEALs Trust me with your life but not your money or your wife
9/14/2011 8:01:05 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	I knew a Marine that was attached to their unit in Hawaii that got orders to 29 Palms. We were laughing and telling him that he was going to 29 Stumps. Come to find out he was going to be the Marine's Chaplain assistant and he thought he was going to some place to learn how to help counsel the troops. In his mind he thought he was going to "29 Psalms" a special Marine religious camp.
9/14/2011 8:03:06 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Hey Ken... have you ever heard the Cadence that went: "If your girl friend is on the _ _ _, let me hear your left foot drag. One, Two, Three, Four..." [Edited 9/14/2011 8:03:24 AM ]
9/14/2011 9:02:11 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	Quote from obnoxious: Hey Ken... have you ever heard the Cadence that went: "If your girl friend is on the _ _ _, let me hear your left foot drag. One, Two, Three, Four..." that one sounds vaguely familiar Oby..let me think on it for a while. My memory isnt what it used to be (damn meds)
9/14/2011 10:11:51 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
fosplicer Dallas, GA 54, joined May. 2009	If you have one you have none, if you have two you may have one that works. (pertaining to necessary equipment or parts) for example radio's
9/14/2011 3:15:40 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Flip a coin and make it bounce!
9/14/2011 3:19:40 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Back in MY day, we had to make "hospital corners" on the foot end of the rack...and they were bunk beds, 100 men to a floor, with a "centerboard" down the middle of the room which was like a big picnic table. We used it for a place to shine your shoes, do homework, etc. We were not allowed to sit on the side of the bed to do our stuff. There was also a saying..."this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun!"
9/16/2011 2:53:42 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
millionschance Slidell, LA 54, joined May. 2011	"Hurry up and wait." "Here's 2 Motrin and get your a** back up..."
9/16/2011 3:17:38 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
princess4906 Twentynine Palms, CA 34, joined Sep. 2011	I live in 29 palms....I gotta whole bunch.... 1. Go to go 2. Roger that 3(comm. Related)..u can talk about us but u can't talk without us! 4. What the f**k Marine? 5. Hey Devil Dog...lol..they hate when u DD them... I have more but there's a few
9/16/2011 3:26:22 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
princess4906 Twentynine Palms, CA 34, joined Sep. 2011	Number 2 was suppose to say" good to go"
9/16/2011 4:08:25 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	You dont have to like it you just have to do it Get used to being cold and wet
9/16/2011 7:18:43 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	If the Navy want you to have a life, they will issue you one.
9/16/2011 7:24:48 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	"If the Navy wants you to have a life, they will issue you one." "If it moves salute it, if it doesn't paint it." "Bug juice and mystery meat again? " "Don't be caught loitering around the goat locker" "F.T.N." "The smoking lamp is lit" "Sweepers, sweepers, man your brooms, sponson 11 is open for the discharge of all debris" "Battle Stations, Battle Stations, this is not a drill" "Load those 5.56s like your life depends on it" "You loose that Kabar, and I will have your ass" "This unit will not use C-5 for cooking"
9/16/2011 11:33:02 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
princess4906 Twentynine Palms, CA 34, joined Sep. 2011	Wtf?..over.
9/16/2011 5:29:20 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Who is Roger, Dodger and Out? New recruits?
9/16/2011 8:47:45 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	quick I need batteries for the sound powered phones and the key to the Bos'uns chest
9/16/2011 9:58:01 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
princess4906 Twentynine Palms, CA 34, joined Sep. 2011	"Field day!"
9/16/2011 10:18:23 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	Police your brass
9/16/2011 10:27:45 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
grn2gold Agawam, MA 66, joined Jan. 2011	RANGER CREED! Especially "Never shall I fail my comrades"
9/16/2011 11:00:27 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	The only easy day was yesterday
9/17/2011 8:59:34 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Hoo Rah, shipmate. All ashore that's going ashore!
9/17/2011 9:50:06 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
pterrell Camp Pendleton, CA 26, joined Jun. 2008	ALSS aka Stitch Btches - "We're the last to let you down." "Hey fkstick!" Common airwing mechanic saying "I screw, I nut and I bolt." And one of my favorite motivating cadences to leave you with... When I get to the Army base the soldiers gonna say... How'd you get to the Army base in just one day... And I replied with a whole lot of anger... Beating the shit outta an Army Ranger... When I get to the Air Force base the airman's gonna say... How'd you get to the airforce base in just one day... And I replied in a voice full of violence... F*kin' the shit outta your pilots wives... When I get to the Navy base the sailors gonna say... How'd you get to the Navy base in just one day... And I replied in a voice he could feel... Kicking the crap outta some Navy SEALs... When I get to the Marine Corps base the Commandant's gonna say... How'd you get to the Marine Corps base in just one day... And I replied in a voice full of anger... Blood and guts and a whole lot of danger... Oorah and Semper Fi
9/17/2011 8:33:02 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	one of my favorites Superman was a man of steel he aint no match for a Navy SEAL Chief and sup got in a fight Chief hit sup with some kyrptonite Sup fell to his knees in pain Now Chief's dating Lois Lane
9/18/2011 12:26:00 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
sofer Tahlequah, OK 50, joined Aug. 2011	Go out back and feed the gamma goats...was always good for the fng's to do
9/19/2011 10:19:52 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Dogwatch A dogwatch at sea is the period between 4 and 6 p.m, (1600-1800) the first dogwatch, or the period between 6 and 8 p.m., (1800-2000) the second dog watch. The watches aboard ships are: Noon to 4:00 p.m. Afternoon watch 4:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. First dogwatch 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. Second dogwatch 8:00 p.m. to midnight 1st night watch Midnight to 4:00 a.m. Middle watch or mid watch 4:00 to 8:00 a.m. Morning watch 8:00 a.m. to noon Forenoon watch
9/19/2011 10:23:19 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Toe the line The space between each pair of deck planks in a wooden ship was filled with a packing material called "oakum" and then sealed with a mixture of pitch and tar. The result, from afar, was a series of parallel lines a half-foot or so apart, running the length of the deck. Once a week, as a rule, usually on Sunday, a warship's crew was ordered to fall in at quarters - that is, each group of men into which the crew was divided would line up in formation in a given area of the deck. To insure a neat alignment of each row, the Sailors were directed to stand with their toes just touching a particular seam. Another use for these seams was punitive. The youngsters in a ship, be they ship's boys or student officers, might be required to stand with their toes just touching a designated seam for a length of time as punishment for some minor infraction of discipline, such as talking or fidgeting at the wrong time. A tough captain might require the miscreant to stand there, not talking to anyone, in fair weather or foul, for hours at a time. Hopefully, he would learn it was easier and more pleasant to conduct himself in the required manner rather than suffer the punishment. From these two uses of deck seams comes our cautionary word to obstreperous youngsters to "toe the line."
9/19/2011 4:13:12 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
edelbrockmaniac Glendale, AZ 43, joined Sep. 2011	This is my favorite cadence.! C- 130 rollin' down the strip, Airborne daddy gonna take a little trip. Mission top secret, destination unknown, Don't really care if I ever come home. Stand-up, hook- up, shuffle to the door, Jump right out and count to four. If my main don't open wide, I've got a reserve by my side. If that one should fail me too, Look out below, I'm comin' through. Don't leave me in the old drop zone, Box me up and ship me home. Tell my girl I done my best, Pin my wings upon my chest.
9/21/2011 4:48:22 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
jaid23 Saratoga Springs, UT 23, joined Sep. 2011	Dont be the slowest zebra because the slowest zebra gets ate the f*** up Eat now taste later
9/21/2011 4:53:50 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
fosplicer Dallas, GA 54, joined May. 2009	Don't be that guy.
9/21/2011 10:37:26 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
gdaddy47 Columbia, TN 68, joined Sep. 2009	Quote from jaid23: Dont be the slowest zebra because the slowest zebra gets ate the f*** up Eat now taste later and what branch of service are you in? Hmmmm?
9/22/2011 7:26:38 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Quote from gdaddy47: and what branch of service are you in? Hmmmm? I dont know dad, at 18 maybe that is how he thinks he earns his stripes....zebra style.
9/22/2011 8:00:26 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	Quote from obnoxious: I dont know dad, at 18 maybe that is how he thinks he earns his stripes....zebra style. damn it OT: You ain't gotta like it you just gotta do it. or My CMC's saying If the Navy wanted you to have a wife you'd have been issued one
9/22/2011 8:10:18 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Quote from kenfromsc: damn it OT: You ain't gotta like it you just gotta do it. or My CMC's saying If the Navy wanted you to have a wife you'd have been issued one LOL Ken.... and where did you read that before? (If the Navy wanted you to have a wife you'd be issued one) LOL
9/22/2011 8:15:00 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	Yeah I thought about that after I posted it Oby must have been what reminded me of Master Chief....He denied my chit too (thankfully)
9/22/2011 1:26:23 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
navy715 Stephens City, VA 49, joined Aug. 2011	Life is simple. Either you are qualified (Submarines) or you're not. The only good Marine is a submarine.
9/22/2011 3:01:49 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
wickety Savannah, GA 43, joined Mar. 2011	Soldier, you are 11 up and 3 down. ATE THE F**K UP! I used to love that because they usually go "Huh?" in between
9/22/2011 3:07:10 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
wickety Savannah, GA 43, joined Mar. 2011	My favorite from basic. We were put at parade rest. PV2 Shields had his heels together. Drill SGT asked him what he was doing. He said "Standing at parade rest Drill sergeant!" Drill SGT said "Really? Looks like you're standing at a modified position of... WHATEVER THE F**K YOU WANT!" I got so smoked for laughing
9/22/2011 3:42:34 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
obnoxious Cedar Key, FL 65, joined Apr. 2009	Quote from kenfromsc: Yeah I thought about that after I posted it Oby must have been what reminded me of Master Chief....He denied my chit too (thankfully) How about filling this out in triplicate!
9/22/2011 7:36:19 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
madisynn808 North Las Vegas, NV 28, joined May. 2011	(to a private) GO GET THE KEYS TO THE HUMVEE! Go fill out an ID10T form, and bring it back to me ASAP. Private, I need an exhaust sample! Bring me grids, stat!
9/22/2011 10:48:47 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
soldier_jay Tacoma, WA 31, joined Aug. 2010	Quote from madisynn808: (to a private) GO GET THE KEYS TO THE HUMVEE! Go fill out an ID10T form, and bring it back to me ASAP. Private, I need an exhaust sample! Bring me grids, stat! When I was a private (S2) I was told to go fetch a box of grid squares. I cut up a couple maps by grid squares and put them in a box and brought them back.
9/23/2011 12:51:54 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
madisynn808 North Las Vegas, NV 28, joined May. 2011	Quote from soldier_jay: When I was a private (S2) I was told to go fetch a box of grid squares. I cut up a couple maps by grid squares and put them in a box and brought them back. hahaha. At least you knew what they were.
9/23/2011 1:07:34 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
tom4672 Toms River, NJ 68, joined Jun. 2009	If it don't move pick it up......... if it moves, Step on it.....Then pick it up!! Have you seen the latest experimental B1-rd?? Old soldiers never die...........They just smell that way!! Zoomies Rule!!
9/24/2011 11:12:28 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
pterrell Camp Pendleton, CA 26, joined Jun. 2008	Please no more C-130 cadences EVER. That seems to be the only one several of my NCO's know...
9/24/2011 11:37:03 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
kenfromsc Williston, SC 42, joined Aug. 2011	Quote from pterrell: Please no more C-130 cadences EVER. That seems to be the only one several of my NCO's know... have about a dozen more I could share with you could always go with Jodie cadences
9/27/2011 7:35:09 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
madisynn808 North Las Vegas, NV 28, joined May. 2011	Quote from kenfromsc: have about a dozen more I could share with you could always go with Jodie cadences Joooodie Joooodie JODIES GOT YOUR GIRL
9/29/2011 9:09:37 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
bronze77 Mukilteo, WA 64, joined Mar. 2011	I was a B-52 Crew Chief at U-Tapao , Thailand, 70-73 & as we were in Strategic Air Command = SAC, we had a SAC patch on our breast pocket. " SAC Crest upon my chest, Makes me one of the Air Force best, One B-52 I'll launch today, To save the a** of a Green Beret, The bombs we drop we drop for fun, Then we watch the people run, thru fire & steel like ants they split, There's or ours who gives a shit. "
10/31/2011 7:57:55 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
jdpiderman Jacksonville, NC 29, joined Jun. 2011	My DI had a thing for quoting Full Metal Jacket. So that was always amusing. "Spalding! Spalding!" "He's not here sir, he quit." "Bullshit! I bet you ate him huh!" (Keeney was kinda chunky). Haha, so Keeney was graced with the nickname Man-Eater. You got a problem maggot?! What the f--- are you lookin at ugly ass?! Any F**KING TIME SWEETHEART!! Who is your SOG maybe he can tell me why his gddm Marines are sleeping! Yes, the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy...the MEN'S department!
11/2/2011 10:56:42 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
spracer_117 Bountiful, UT 68, joined Jan. 2009	... "AS YOU WERE TROOP .... That means get like you was before you got like you is now!!!" [Edited 11/2/2011 10:57:22 AM ]
11/3/2011 11:10:30 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
foreveryoungtim Tonawanda, NY 32, joined Nov. 2011	Uuut O', O' No.... I Gotta Leave I Gotta Go'
11/4/2011 12:26:48 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
armydude92f Manchester, NH 29, joined Oct. 2011	Ate the f**k up. Dufflebag soldier. Get squared away. The army is the greatest force of strength
11/5/2011 2:39:51 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
mgtruck Memphis, IN 47, joined May. 2011	FUBAR. F*** up beyond all recogniton.
11/5/2011 2:42:27 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
mgtruck Memphis, IN 47, joined May. 2011	They say that in the Army the coffee is mighty fine it looks like muddy water and taste like turpentine
11/6/2011 12:39:06 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
blue_eyes_phx Peoria, AZ 49, joined Oct. 2011	From my memory in the USN Never Again Volunteer Yourself SNAFU Balls to 4 watch Yard bird again (referred to pigeons/aka chicken) Mess cranking
11/6/2011 7:32:04 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
ant1225 Waterbury, CT 25, joined Oct. 2011	All the 19D's know the fiddlers green. If you ain't Cav, you ain't shit!!! 1, 2, 3, 4...shoot em in the head, shoot em in the head kill em! 1, 2, 3, 4....Reload and shoot em again! I could go for days.. All time favorite cadence.. A yellow bird!!
11/13/2011 4:03:20 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
spracer_117 Bountiful, UT 68, joined Jan. 2009	" Around her neck, she wore a yellow ribbon.... She wore it in the Spring time, and in the month of June." ..."and if you asked her why the lady wore it, She wore it for her soldier who was in the third platoon"
11/22/2011 10:51:35 AM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
albme Brooklyn, NY 38, joined Aug. 2011	Quote from grn2gold: RANGER CREED! Especially "Never shall I fail my comrades" Do not forget RLTW and Sua Sponte! however, I also liked the saying " when Saint Peter ask how did I make my living, I 'll respond with much anger I made my living as a Army Airborne Ranger" or something to that effect. I thought I would hear some new Officer jokes however, I forgot you have to give enlisted orders to get them to do something different.
11/22/2011 7:35:04 PM	Cadences, Saws, Adages, Sayings, ETC!
franco4805 Little Neck, NY 29, joined May. 2011	Hurry up and wait. You can't spell lost without LT. If you name starts with a p get the f**k over here. Beat your face. Waiting on you private, waiting on you. Just a few from the US Army. Hooah. [Edited 11/22/2011 7:38:58 PM ]

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