| 4/1/2008 8:36:52 AM |
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healthologist
Page, AZ
age: 60
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Of course rules are made to be bent or broken and sometimes changed or done away with.
Here are some that have helped me live life a little easier, not all of which I still use.
1. Never date someone you work with.
2. Always flirt with Women who wear camouflage underwear (the more invisible the better).
3. If you don't smoke, don't date a smoker.
4. Always put the toilet seat AND THE LID down BEFORE FLUSHING. Interesting story behind this one, however I won't bore you with it now.
5. Never live with someone unless you've known them for a year (Ok, we can toss this one out).
6. Never marry someone unless you've known them for five years (Ok, this ones ready to be bent, broken and disposed of too).
7. Always rip your mates underwear off when you get home (they never fit well and tend to ride up the crack of your ass).
8. Number ahead (it keeps your brain active and thinking of something to fill the empty spot.
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| 4/1/2008 9:50:51 AM |
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silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53
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Never Ever under estimate the POWER of a woman 
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| 4/1/2008 9:52:34 AM |
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simplman4right1
Sarasota, FL
age: 51
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And don't push her head down!!
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| 4/1/2008 12:58:30 PM |
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healthologist
Page, AZ
age: 60
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Never sleep with someone on the first date, It makes the patrons at the coffee shop freak out and you could go to jail.
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| 4/1/2008 12:59:54 PM |
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silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53
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Never leave hair on the bar of soap
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| 4/1/2008 1:02:23 PM |
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lonesomeloser
Louisville, KY
age: 49
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Never let em spend the night...NEVER
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| 4/1/2008 1:09:08 PM |
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casinopitboss
Gulfport, MS
age: 33
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NEVER NEVER NEVER sleep with her sister! And if you do... dont tell her that her sister was better, and does that cool thing with her tongue!
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| 4/1/2008 1:16:05 PM |
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tfortexas
Big Sandy, TX
age: 56
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Never let her go topless around your friends....Unless its her female friends then thats ok if they want to join her.
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| 4/1/2008 3:35:49 PM |
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rascalruss
Show Low, AZ
age: 60
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Never promise anything you know you can't deliver. 
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| 4/1/2008 4:10:26 PM |
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healthologist
Page, AZ
age: 60
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Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil because the Marines have landed and we own the valley.
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| 4/1/2008 4:28:03 PM |
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nibblediver
Monticello, MN
age: 45
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1. Never think with your d*ck - that's what dreams are for until you meet the right person.
2. When other people judge you, let them. Leave them standing alone in their own pity and self-absorbed world.
3. I flat out refuse to cave-in to double standards.
4. Laugh. Life isn't intended to be miserable.
5. If you never talk to strangers no one will ever know how kind real people can actually be. This especially works for the elderly. I always say something to try brightening their day.
6. Learn to dance very good and play volleyball.
7. Touch the tip of your tongue to the bottom of a shot glass without touching the sides. This helps men not look absolutely stupid when they half kill themselves licking their eyebrows.
8. If a woman ever comments you're too short, your shoe size is small or if you have small hands... Tell her you don't like a loose fit either. (Be ready to duck)
9. Don't be an attention wh*re (male or female.) Be meek, mild and carry a big stick (just in case.)
10. If a woman ever farts in your presence, tell her you're sorry for stirring her up so much inside.
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| 4/1/2008 5:03:30 PM |
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coppermare
Grady, AL
age: 48
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Trouble always starts as fun
And broken hearts will always mend
Tough times don't last, tough people do
And nothing breaks if it can bend.
Don't ever sell your saddle
Never owe another man
Watch where you spit on a windy day
Don't use words you don't understand
Find the Lord before you need him
And never lose your pride
Don't ever sell your saddle
'Cause life's a long, long ride.
Have a heart big enough to fill a valley up
But hard enough to stop a train
Only fight when you have to
'Cause there's always a faster gun
And you'll know a hero from a coward
When you see which way they run.
From a country song, sounds like some good rules of thumb
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| 4/1/2008 5:29:05 PM |
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coyboy66
Amarillo, TX
age: 42
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THERE ARE NO RULES IN LOVE OR WAR !!!!!!!!
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| 4/1/2008 5:29:48 PM |
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evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 34
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Don't share pubic hair razors.
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| 4/1/2008 6:22:39 PM |
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awakeing
Walled Lake, MI
age: 35
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Never get your meat where you earn your bread.
Never date a married a man.
Always leave where you have been as good as if not better than you found it.
Never take more than you need.
Always give a hug, in the end you always get one back.
Love with all you can something or someone so that you will know passion in your life.
If you go into a hospital...you walk out.
In the end, all you take with you is the love you have given and recieved so material things don't really matter.
Never make a promise you know you can't keep
A liar and a theif....well a theif you can shoot in the leg and it's ok to defend yourself, but a damn liar, better run or you can go to jail for life for putting them 6 feet under.
Criminals are not vicitms of life or anyone other than themselves.
Loving your children is as close as you can come on this earth to understanding how God loves you.
Never marry for money you'll become a slave.
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