I made a traffic stop the other day on an elderly woman for speeding.

I asked for license,registration and proof of ins.

She handed me the required cards and I noticed a concealed carry card in with the other cards. I was a bit surprised (due to her advanced age).

I asked if she was currently in possession of a weapon. She admitted she had a 45 semi auto in the glove box.

Something in her voice led me to ask if she had any other weapons. She admitted she had a 9 mm handgun in the center console.

Well I just had to ask one more time if she had any other weapons. She admitted to having a 38 snub nose in her purse.

I couldn't resist, so I asked her what she was so afraid of.

She looked me dead in the eye and said " not a f**king thing"