| 4/21/2008 10:52:54 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 34
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"I can't get it up because of work stress." ( actually my penis was scared of her gaping tuna maw )
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| 4/21/2008 10:58:37 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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planejumper73
Milford, MI
age: 34 online now!
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Just before sex....."Yes I'll be back tomorrow". Never saw her again. She was an ex that I hooked up with once years after we dated.
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| 4/21/2008 11:07:11 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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poloman58
Greenlawn, NY
age: 45
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At least he didnt have gorilla breath!!  
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| 4/21/2008 11:11:03 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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amsterdamned
Saint Louis, MO
age: 36
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hmmm....lie, i never lie.
well...a girl was so bad i faked it!
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| 4/21/2008 11:15:18 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46 online now!
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LOL How does a dude fake it? Unless she's reeeeeeally dumb?
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| 4/21/2008 11:18:34 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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epiphany4me
Mohave Valley, AZ
age: 47
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Really sweetie, I won't tell all the guys
that you can suck the vin numbers off
an engine block
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| 4/21/2008 11:21:18 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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irishlover1987
Tulsa, OK
age: 20
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no baby its ok i know you can get me off we will just have to practice...
lol i have slept with a few girls that were unable to get me off and i make is sound likes its ok and then when they call i just dont answer
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| 4/21/2008 11:24:28 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 34
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LOL How does a dude fake it? Unless she's reeeeeeally dumb?
I take it you don't use condoms.
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| 4/21/2008 11:33:32 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46 online now!
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I have in the past Eddy....but I could always tell when they were "full". 
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| 4/21/2008 11:38:12 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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stormygrl
Longmont, CO
age: 41
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Oh yeah baby that was so good......that was the last time i seen him!
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| 4/21/2008 11:38:47 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 34
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you check?
christ.. I've faked so many times.. no woman even thinks to check.
Women have the HUGEST sexual ego ever.. you'd all be crushed if we told you what we really thought about your performance.
But we aren't that dumb... we will tell you that you are the "the best at giving head" so we will continue to get it.
But ya...unless you check yourself.. maybe many guys have faked it with you.. how would you handle that?
Put all the blame on them?
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| 4/21/2008 11:46:04 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46 online now!
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Yea, Eddy I do check cuz most men just fling it onto the floor when they're done...who do you think has to pick it up? But also in answer to your question, since it was directed at me, I only have sex within a committed relationship...soooooo, after the appropiate tests are taken, I do not require the use of a condom. And after sex, I can ALWAYS tell if he's had an orgasm. As far as putting the blame on anyone...I've taken on the man's attitude..."Hey! I got mine, now you go get yours." Why be an asshole & blame anybody?
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| 4/21/2008 11:48:16 AM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 34
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LOL @ fling it at the door
I have to start doing that.. but lately all I do is tell the escort she has until I get my condom off to leave before I throw it at her shoes.
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| 4/21/2008 12:08:12 PM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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gasman1961
Mundelein, IL
age: 21
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sorry mostt of have b igger c*ck s than u go rilla
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| 4/21/2008 12:09:16 PM |
So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S... |
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afrolicious
El Paso, TX
age: 28
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I would tell him gasman you are a great speller and that turns me the f*ck on.
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