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4/21/2008 9:58:07 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46


...thank goodness he didn't know that a gorilla's d*ck is only about 3 inches long!

What little white sex lies have you told in the past? Hehehehehe!

4/21/2008 10:01:48 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

redneckhippy
Pottsboro, TX
age: 39


*pouts*

Haven't used the "I'm a virgin" line in about a year.

4/21/2008 10:04:52 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

easy111
Prior Lake, MN
age: 54


I'll never tell LOL

4/21/2008 10:10:38 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

honestinlov4u
Perkasie, PA
age: 64


Don't worry, I like tiny busts...

4/21/2008 10:12:38 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

oldmanrocker
Gladstone, OR
age: 47 online now!


I got NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I prefer to tell her just the way it is!!!!!!!!!

4/21/2008 10:16:21 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46


"It's OK Honey! It happens to every guy...once in a while..."

4/21/2008 10:17:20 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

angelleyess
Middleboro, MA
age: 35


i told him that he was the best i had ever had hehe

4/21/2008 10:24:59 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

afrolicious
El Paso, TX
age: 28 online now!


You are the greatest f*ck I have ever had.

I have never met a man like you.

Don't worry it's ok that you couldn't get it up. We'll have better luck next time.
Don't worry it's ok that you couldn't get it up again. We'll have better luck next time.
Don't worry it's ok that you couldn't get it up yet again. No I don't think less of you now. (when I was thinking you impotent son-of-a-b*tch.)

4/21/2008 10:25:43 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

epiphany4me
Mohave Valley, AZ
age: 47


I tell people "I Never Masturbate"






4/21/2008 10:26:59 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

afrolicious
El Paso, TX
age: 28 online now!


If they are an x I tell them that they are the last person I did it with. Can't imagine having any one else in bed.

4/21/2008 10:29:25 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46


"Yes I have too seen balls that hang down that low!"

Damn! I'm going straight to hell!

4/21/2008 10:34:04 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

baltimorebob
Gwynn Oak, MD
age: 58


...thank goodness he didn't know that a gorilla's d*ck is only about 3 inches long!

So how did you know that ?
Checking out the Gorillas ?

Saw a cute video once
with the monkey sucking himself.

Bob

4/21/2008 10:35:33 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

ge0ge0
Tallahassee, FL
age: 41 online now!


Don't worry honey I won't...

4/21/2008 10:40:55 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46


I was studying primates Bob, but I thought dating would be more interesting........

4/21/2008 10:51:29 AM So I told him his D*CK was as big as a GORILLA'S...  

planejumper73
Milford, MI
age: 34 online now!


Metu, isn't dating the same thing as "studying primates"? Just wondering.


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