Hey now! I'm even from your state, and you dont' perv me! Pfft!

Awww shucks! *blushes* Thanks hon!

I perved you yesterday after you perved me. NOTHING gets past this chica.

unc

I think you're a coconut... very hard to get off......the tree. So a guy keeps trying because you look good enough to eat! Finally, you loosten-up enough and he has you in his hands and starts to get under your skin. Then, he has to remove all your 'protective coating' and that can take months... or years! Finally he's down to your meat; but, that's protected by a very tough shell. (Oh shit!!") But, by now, his appetite is so strong, it's too hard to stop. So, he removes the shell and there you are, naked and helpless... no more protective defenses and what the hell, you know he'll really enjoy you and besides he did past the test by investing all his time, hopes and desires to satisfy his passion and enjoy the feast of love that you can provide. Besides, you have no choice anyway, your fate has been sealed and this is your moment of destiny! You think "It's about time!" You've been conquered and he's enjoying all your delicious sweetness. (Lucky you!)

You know, the more I think about how tempting and desirable you look, the hungrier I get!!! I'm just wondering, are you worth all the time and effort? I have no intention of letting you just sit there (or lie there) and do nothing! How long will you keep making it hard for me before I can really get you to want me enough to let me give you what you want so much?

D*ck

P.S. Maybe a coconut is just too much trouble. Maybe I should look for a nice ripe
cherry. Please reply with your female perspective. Thank you.

That's cuz you are one big Perv, yourself, hun!