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Single Women Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania, PA, Didn't Say Hair, Green Eyes
 Location: Elizabethtown Pennsylvania
 Zip Code: 17022
 Age: 66, Libra
 Height: 5 ft. 3 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Didn't Say, Green
 Body: Didn't Say
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Didn't Say
 Politics: Didn't Say
 Education: Didn't Say
 Income: Didn't Say
 Job: Didn't Say
 Smoke: Smoke Regularly
 Has Kids: Yes, over 18
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About Me
Things that make me go Hmmmmmmmmmm (and laugh a lot)

1. People that show a picture that was taken while in high school.(usually looks nowhere close to real person)
2. All the descriptive terms and adjectives saying how wonderful you are.(is there a list somewhere to get those?)
3. Putting in a profile stating exactly what you are looking for in a woman.(there is a website you can go to and design your perfect woman)
4. Showing pictures of your home, car, bike or boat. (especially cracks me up when has a "for sale" sign on them but....seems rather shallow. My opinion only and viewpoint.)
5. Having a main picture with no clothes on or leaning back showing nose hairs. ( excuse me while I gag)
6. People that hide behind pet...other women or kids. (usually the pet or kid is better looking and more photogenic)
7. The worse mistake is long boring profile and NO pic. (what are you hiding from? would I know your picture from post office or my milk carton or are you ashamed to be here?)

NOTE: IF NO PIC (or if over a year old ).....SAVE MY TIME AND YOUR EGO!

I could go on and on but boring myself now, BUT, thanks for the laughs!
Ohhhhhhhhhh one last thing....how do some of you come up with the nicknames and at bottom of screen there is a spell checker....hint! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

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Want To Find: A man ages 52 to 61 to date
Interests: Didn't Say
Blog Entries:
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Our President (68 comments) 04/18/11
Just "cool" things.....hahahahahaha (28 comments) 03/29/11
Taking applications for a pool boy (42 comments) 03/18/11
Homemade Breast Implants....LOL (9 comments) 03/16/11
Love this but spokesperson has died at 29 (18 comments) 03/04/11
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My Gifts
Rose Kiss Box of Chocolates Flower Bouquet Teddy Bear
Birthday Balloon Cookie Coffee




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