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| mojo_pin |
Last Online: Yesterday |
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| Location: |
Chicago Illinois |
| Zip Code: |
60628 |
| Age: |
26, Aquarius |
| Height: |
5 ft. 6 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
Black |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Politics: |
Liberal |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Other |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
Didn't Say |
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| Personality |
EDIT~ If you are looking for a god fearing woman, look away...No offense to you, but I'm an atheist and am not looking for a sermon in my inbox. But thanks for your concern for my eternally damned soul.
I'm just here for the forums now. I'm dating (and living with) a wonderful guy who showers, works and he rarely gets drunk and beats me! (just kidding, he's awesome) But I am looking for friends.
I'm fun, motivated, odd, and I don't like grape jelly. I enjoy not dying. I'm alive at the moment and I'd like to keep it that way for a while. Your mom likes me. My boobs can do algebra. I was potty trained as a child so you don't have to worry about that. I don't eat much. Don't take up too much space. Minimal body odor. I do shower on occasion and I'm good at crossword puzzles.
I enjoy drug trafficking, money laundering, bribery and yoga. I love people. Even the crazy-in-a-bad-way people. They keep me entertained. By the way, if you're reading this, you have met my main requirement...must speak English! Ever try to have sex with a Russian and...well, nevermind that.
I hate Desperate Housewives. I love Christian Bale. I'm obsessed with construction workers and handle bar mustaches. I'm a mommy. I enjoy getting dough, stacking cheese and other such urban phrases in reference to financial gain. I sing horribly and I'm an aspiring movie buff...
Open to ALL races!!! *UPDATE*
If you've been reading my posts in the forums, please don't take any of that stuff seriously. Here are a few things you shouldn't ask of me:
I will not meet up with you. I will not give you a blow job. I will not let you give me a dirty sanchez. I will not have anal sex with you. I will not host a donkey show in your honor. I will not send you pics of my cooter. I will not let you jizz in my coffee. I will not squirt for you. I will not allow you to put your penis in or around my ears. I will not let you give me a golden shower. I will never have a three/four/tensome with you and your closest friends or relatives.
I might let you poop on my boobs. Maybe.
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| Want To Find: |
A man ages 25 to 35 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
awkward moments, being an idiot, CAN, cooking, dancing, Feist, frowning, helping idiots, Jeff Buckley, lawn gnomes, Luke Temple, M.I.A, Man Man, musicals, Nick Drake, people, Radiohead, reading, smiling, snowmen, Sufjan Stevens, tea |
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Atheists & Not Religious |
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