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| beachfarmer |
Last Online: Today |
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| Location: |
La Jolla California |
| Zip Code: |
92037 |
| Age: |
39, Gemini |
| Height: |
5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Blonde, Blue |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Agnostic |
| Politics: |
Liberal |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
$25,000 - $50,000 |
| Job: |
Engineering |
| Drink: |
Drink Occasionally |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
| Status: |
Didn't Say |
| Have Kids: |
No |
| Want Kids: |
Not Sure |
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| Personality |
I'm a bitter man with a peg leg and a propensity for sheep.I have the total b*tchenen Camaro and I'm gettin better at driving it with my peg. Oh yea and the cassette player is top of the line with automatic rewind baby. Frickin A yah I still smoke Marlboro. Is there any other smoke dudes. I'm doin pretty good, except the other day somebody slashed the tires on my house. It's OK though. When I ran out of bricks the Hyndai engine block worked killer.
Speaking of killer, ladies, did I mention I have a water bed. Yeah Baby! And the heater works most of the time, you just got to jiggle the wire. There's no danger of cave-ins either. I totally moved it to the side that's supported by the Hyndai block. I put the bean bags and milk crate shelves on the brick side. My Daddy didn't raise no fools. Speaking of Daddy, if anybody sees him tell him we're gonna have words. I was five when he ran out on Momma and me, so I couldn't do much then. But now I'm 38 and almost graduated, I'm comin after him and Momma's Looney Tune Drinking Glass Collection. You mess with me that's one thing. But I just get livered when anybody messes with Momma or Bugs! That just totally reminded me I gotta go by Momma's. I gotta get the rest of my stuff out of my old room. I think the brick side of my new pad can take my bottle collection. I'll just weed out the Bud bottles and keep the classy ones like Heinekin and MGD and stuff.
Well I gotta get back to the sheep. I'm sure they're getting lonely. I wanna bring my Appetite for Destruction tape but I think they're feelin the Priest more lately.
Anyway Rock on losers! Maybe I'll catch ya at the alley playin vids. Byob..and your own beers too..shahha.
Ryche and Roll and stay b*tchen! The Beachfarmer
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| Personality Type: |
Outgoing |
| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 54 to 54 to date |
| I Party: |
Didn't Say |
Interests:
I Like: |
Cockroach Hockey, Furby Throwing, l Fiishing, Mono Eyed Snake Dippin, Needlepoint, Sheep Wrangling |
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