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12/11/2007 4:26:13 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

beachfarmer
La Jolla, CA
age: 39


because I am a pimp and you are jealous!


pick the month you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - my crush
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a wh*re
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a jew
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - cuz the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my momma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs


...and post your completed sentence.

12/11/2007 4:33:50 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

v2_1
McHenry, IL
age: 45


Sorry Beach but I had to eat you:

I ate a french fry because my momma made me!

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12/11/2007 4:38:40 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53


I banged a homeless guy because i'm sexy as hell!!
Did I like it???

12/11/2007 4:44:43 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

silvereaglebw
Charleroi, PA
age: 55


I killed a tooth pick because i'm a pimp and your jealous.

Well now ,that makes alot of sense now doesn't it?...lol

12/11/2007 4:46:37 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

suicidalstrpshw
Grapevine, TX
age: 18


I am going to be a crackhead because I love weed...apparently.

12/11/2007 4:46:51 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

lynn456
Martinsburg, WV
age: 39


eat more chicken.

12/11/2007 4:48:10 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

arreis
Cottonwood, AZ
age: 46


I ate an orange because Ive got abs.......Uummmmmm.....doubtful.

12/11/2007 4:48:42 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

crowdog3
Ponca City, OK
age: 34


I killed an orange, because i'm a pimp and your'e jealous...

12/11/2007 4:48:57 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

beachfarmer
La Jolla, CA
age: 39


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12/11/2007 4:51:54 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

romesburnin
Carmichael, CA
age: 39


you b*tch!

I banged a bi-sexual because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

I thought we already talked about that jealousy crap.

12/11/2007 4:54:12 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

007shark76
Beverly Hills, FL
age: 31


I ate the kool-aid man because my mom made me.

12/11/2007 4:55:12 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

beachfarmer
La Jolla, CA
age: 39


LMAO Mike!

You could change your shirt.

12/11/2007 5:03:01 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
age: 41


wheww thank god I'm not wearing a grey shirt...as it is..phuck ya for this very much

I cuddled with a male stripper because I'm sexy as hell

12/11/2007 5:06:09 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

silkpanties52
Baytown, TX
age: 52


I ran naked with a toothbrush because i love weed

NO DOPE HERE
but it was FUNNY



12/11/2007 5:12:37 PM I am goin 2 b a french fry  

beachfarmer
La Jolla, CA
age: 39


!ti swonk ehs dna RENOTS a si kliS


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