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| kissingbanditto |
Last Online: Today |
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| Location: |
Emmett Idaho |
| Zip Code: |
83617 |
| Age: |
51, Virgo |
| Height: |
5 ft. 6 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Light Brown, Blue |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Conservative |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, over 18 |
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| About Me |
All right then!!
Who me?? Well I like to wear plaid with stripes. I run with scissors, eat paste and lick windows, but only with my helmet on. Thanks Mom.
I have a burning question!! Why in the snot are pretzels in the "rules" for proper Chex Mix? I mean, does anyone really like them? My dog loves Chex Mix . . He gets all the pretzels!!
Well I'm a country gal to a fault or so it would appear, so here I am . . . Hopefully it will ease the shock factor when he realizes I really do own and drive an old, redneck truck rightfully deserving a confederate flag. Oh I have a Barbie truck too, but she looks pretty butch with the 31's on it so I don't feel so . . . ummm . . . girlie!! I have been city trained, true, but I don't have to like it much.  It was touch and go there for a bit. I had to take the test several times and barely passed. C'mon, I said oops!! It's safe to bring me to Mom's or a family get together. I won't drop an F Bomb unless someone else breaks the ice. Promise!
I love my horse and my dog. The cat's a hellion, but two out of three aint bad. I really think deep down she likes me . . or maybe it's the Fancy Feast. I don't know!
My favorite look is dust, horse hair and sweat. My favorite scent is horse. YUM!
I'm pretty easy going except on days ending in Y . . Oh wait, those are the days I hate TV, traffic lights and smog. Don't EVEN ask me if I know my way around a kitchen . . . It paid my bills for over a quarter of a century, and now my preference is a tailgate grill, Dutch oven or better yet an open fire . . bua ha ha!! Put that in your Creme Broule` and scorch it! I can shoot a gun, but I'm no Annie Oakley . . . The only live game I shot successfully was a pine chicken, got buck fever at about six yards, shot it up the butt and ruined the meat. Could be a vegetarian with marksmanship like mine.
If I haven't scared you away yet, drop me a note. Oh, I have to get going!! The Village is looking for me!!
One last thing . . If your nose runs and your feet smell . . Hawt dayum, you're backwards!!
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