mamatoad
Rogers, AR
72, joined May. 2007
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He said .. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . .What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said. . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . .How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . .I don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . .Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said. . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . .Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
THIS is for A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT 
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
82, joined Apr. 2013
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I can Handle it MamaToad..
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
82, joined Apr. 2013
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Advice to the love lorn ...candys dandy ....but liquors quicker
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