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10/16/2013 1:21:07 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	I've seen like 20 reviews of others.......Can't wait to see if someone sees mine......LOL Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
10/16/2013 2:32:02 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from asilaydying03: What's with the Lol at the end of your about me? Add more pics and interest Say a little something about yourself. Using the universe as a metaphor to want to bang a chick is cool and all but you need more than that. Wow. I was talking about banging a chick? LMAO.........Hey, 23 yo........Keep ya day job punk..........LMAO
10/16/2013 2:37:42 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
mccirrus Raleigh, NC 35, joined Nov. 2010	What a lovely response to criticism!
10/16/2013 2:53:10 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from mccirrus: What a lovely response to criticism! Indeed it was. I wasn't talking about banging a chick. I was talking about an entire spectrum of interaction. The punk, reduced it down to nearly nothing. And then, read his posts. He rates, his own posts........LMAO.......... The funny part is, I don't know if he realizes it or not.........Man..... But, you too mccirrus. You are dealing with someone twice your age, experience, and education. But, your idea that all this is about is getting banged, is only going to get projected upon me, no matter what I say. So, have at it. I'm trying to tell you something, but you are just too ingrained into imaginary thought, to ever escape that blackhole of stupidity. So, good luck......LOL
10/16/2013 2:54:38 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Oh, and I'm blocking both users.........LOL
10/16/2013 6:54:58 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
joe182121 Bourbonnais, IL 61, joined Aug. 2013	Okay, I'm gonna give you my best shot. I don't think you have the best idea of what a profile for this site should look like. I saw what you wrote and I can identify with what you are saying but I want to be objective with an evaluation of what I can help you with: Rather than tell you what I know you don't want to hear, which is criticism on what you have written, I'm going to tell you what I think you should have written. The best thing you should do is to sit down with a paper and pencil and write two or three paragraphs. The first paragraph should talk about you and where you are at this point in your life. If you have any accomplishments that you want to mention, here is where you should put this. If you have a favorite hobby or activity that you like to spend a lot of time doing you can talk about this as well. Generally what you are about as a person. The next paragraph should be about the kind of woman you are hoping to attract. It should talk about traits that you like to see in a woman and if you were hoping you and she could do some things with you such as movies, dining or whatever you like to do with a lady, here is where you should put it. Don't be negative, and don't tell her that I don't wanna see this, or I don't wanna hear that, or whatever. Just attributes that you really like in women that you date. If you didn't include interests that you've elaborated on in the first paragraph, then put them in the section below (interests). You need to have a few pictures, and good pics are the ones you have taken by someone else out side rather than inside and don't wear sunglasses and be sure to have your shirt on. Also, don't have children in the pics. The pics should be bright and clear. If you want, you can come back and we'll review it for you after you make the changes. [Edited 10/16/2013 6:57:44 AM ]
10/16/2013 9:16:24 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
ron10000 Green Bay, WI 67, joined Oct. 2008	An interesting metaphor but you really need something in your bio about you and the lady you are looking for. Clean up your interest list and add a few more. Then balance your age range around your own. Please note that I am older and better educated than you so don’t use that one on me.
10/16/2013 9:26:02 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
forums_only Maple Ridge, BC 51, joined Aug. 2010	As someone closer to your own age but still too old for you (which is creep factor #1) the profile does avoid talking about your interests and what you're really looking for (reason to pass #2). You use the word "rendezvous" which implies an intimate encounter/NSA situation (big ol' red flag #3) and anything after that is going to be skipped on the expectation that is what you're looking for, especially with the age range indicating the same thing. Perhaps you're new to the online dating thing, but you have completely set yourself up to be seen as someone looking for nothing but a younger woman for a f-buddy arrangement. If this IS what you're looking for, carry on. If not, there is a whole list of suggestions you could have to fix that first and likely only impression. Having a tantrum at people who post on your thread only blocks them from YOUR view, not ours. Perhaps you are just not cut out for this as there seems to be a huge amount of your ego at stake here. You will need to let go of that REAL fast.
10/16/2013 9:40:22 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
joe182121 Bourbonnais, IL 61, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from forums_only: As someone closer to your own age but still too old for you (which is creep factor #1) the profile does avoid talking about your interests and what you're really looking for (reason to pass #2). You use the word "rendezvous" which implies an intimate encounter/NSA situation (big ol' red flag #3) and anything after that is going to be skipped on the expectation that is what you're looking for, especially with the age range indicating the same thing. Perhaps you're new to the online dating thing, but you have completely set yourself up to be seen as someone looking for nothing but a younger woman for a f-buddy arrangement. If this IS what you're looking for, carry on. If not, there is a whole list of suggestions you could have to fix that first and likely only impression. Having a tantrum at people who post on your thread only blocks them from YOUR view, not ours. Perhaps you are just not cut out for this as there seems to be a huge amount of your ego at stake here. You will need to let go of that REAL fast. ^^^ I didn't want to say that ecliptic but I knew that she was going to anyway so I left it for her,, and she did. [Edited 10/16/2013 9:41:12 AM ]
10/16/2013 9:50:16 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
majic_1 Broomfield, CO 55, joined Dec. 2010	Why would a 36 year old woman want to hook up with a 55 year old guy that makes less than 50k a year? Good luck with that one. And only pussies block people.
10/19/2013 10:25:57 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Well, within what I expected, just not as bad..........LOL. I'm an artistic person, and a die hard rugged individualist. I will do things my way, until the day I die. I can easily deal with conventional people, until it boils down to being my life, not theirs. (Job and so forth). And for as far as someone who would immediately see NSA? And quit reading? LOL. I have no time for negative people, who more often than not, make negative assumptions. I mean, if anything should be immediately apparent, is that there is a message buried in there, and not for just anyone. But, thanks for playing boys and germs and you can go back to your face slapping and insulting others....... I'm done wit yers..............LOL
10/19/2013 10:30:50 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
ksgreasemonkey Junction City, KS 31, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from theecliptic: Well, within what I expected, just not as bad..........LOL. I'm an artistic person, and a die hard rugged individualist. I will do things my way, until the day I die. I can easily deal with conventional people, until it boils down to being my life, not theirs. (Job and so forth). And for as far as someone who would immediately see NSA? And quit reading? LOL. I have no time for negative people, who more often than not, make negative assumptions. I mean, if anything should be immediately apparent, is that there is a message buried in there, and not for just anyone. But, thanks for playing boys and germs and you can go back to your face slapping and insulting others....... I'm done wit yers..............LOL So even if someone gives you an insightful post with genuine respect and thought. You will still criticize them and block them?
10/19/2013 10:50:04 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
majic_1 Broomfield, CO 55, joined Dec. 2010	His profile is horse shit. And if you want a review start your own thread. This one belongs to rhe blocking p*ssy up there.
10/19/2013 11:00:05 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from ksgreasemonkey: So even if someone gives you an insightful post with genuine respect and thought. You will still criticize them and block them? Oh, wait. I have to hear this too. Which post did you find so "insightful"? I mean, they were superficial and demeaning, imo...........LOL
10/19/2013 11:04:29 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from david_hi: Holy crap Thats deep... or something? You sound intelligent, that's a good thing right? No homo, but what is it your looking for, as I read your profile I was lost as to what you want or what kind of person you are interested in meeting... I think I'd like to know what you want before I reach out. Just sayin. GL bro. Photo is good, can see ya. Not diggin the edited background though reminds me of a doctor who wannabe. I think its a good profile 1-10= 6. *Hope that helps. BTW: Any gals want to enlighten us here??? Please!!? lol It was just fun. A few plays on a few words. But, to convey a deeper meaning. Basically, and it would be obvious to most that I would associate with, that I'm looking for intelligent, educated and creative women. I mean it's one thing to state it outright. It's another to put it into terms that only one who truly is, would see it.............. LOL
10/19/2013 11:07:08 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
ksgreasemonkey Junction City, KS 31, joined Aug. 2013	Joe was honest in his response. As was Ron and Forums. And if you can't accept what their critiques are, why ask the question in the first place? I would normally offer my insight but realistically if no one has had a single thing to say in here that you would accept why try?
10/19/2013 11:16:29 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from david_hi: I get that. thanks for ur reply. GL here friend Hehe. I've been on these sites, since their inception in about '94 or so. Most of the people I encounter, live up to the "reputation" of internet denizens. Shallow, mean, ill intentioned, etc.. Which is why I subjected the post. I have had, in all of that time, ZERO, luck with any of the women, or men for that matter. Men, meaning, buddy, pal, like minded guy, what have you. IOW, both men and women seem to get on here to lecture others about how they should be, instead of trying to understand that individual, etc.. I'm sure you'll tell me all about the wonderful people you've met. Well, GFY......... I don't.................LOL
10/19/2013 11:21:14 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from ksgreasemonkey: Joe was honest in his response. As was Ron and Forums. And if you can't accept what their critiques are, why ask the question in the first place? I would normally offer my insight but realistically if no one has had a single thing to say in here that you would accept why try? Look at the subject? And then the body of the post? I said I could not wait to hear the comments, given the responses to others that I had seen. It should be obvious, I'm not looking for the average person. I'm not average. Don't want to be. Like I say, if you people think you're going to increase YOUR success by being critical of others, to the point of seeing no good whatsoever, rotsa ruck................... LOL
10/19/2013 11:35:26 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
forums_only Maple Ridge, BC 51, joined Aug. 2010	I mean, if anything should be immediately apparent, is that there is a message buried in there, and not for just anyone. The thing that is immediately apparent is that you are just not grasping the concept of how to meet people online. Period. It can be done, I've done it successfully, as have many of my friends. It's really not that complicated. The message is so far out and aimed at the wrong audience there's no way anyone is going to think that deeply into something that gives mixed messages, especially on THIS site. You just don't get it. As your only intent with this thread was to generate entertainment for yourself, congratulations. You've created a thread permanently attached to your profile for 'the right woman' to get a really good sense of who you truly are. No need to respond, I won't be back to watch you bury yourself deeper in the 'but I meant to do it' bullshit you're trying to sell. Good luck. Perhaps try Asian mail order.
10/19/2013 11:46:35 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from ron10000: An interesting metaphor but you really need something in your bio about you and the lady you are looking for. Clean up your interest list and add a few more. Then balance your age range around your own. Please note that I am older and better educated than you so don’t use that one on me. You're better educated than me? You know this how?
10/19/2013 11:49:34 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from forums_only: The thing that is immediately apparent is that you are just not grasping the concept of how to meet people online. Period. It can be done, I've done it successfully, as have many of my friends. It's really not that complicated. The message is so far out and aimed at the wrong audience there's no way anyone is going to think that deeply into something that gives mixed messages, especially on THIS site. You just don't get it. As your only intent with this thread was to generate entertainment for yourself, congratulations. You've created a thread permanently attached to your profile for 'the right woman' to get a really good sense of who you truly are. No need to respond, I won't be back to watch you bury yourself deeper in the 'but I meant to do it' bullshit you're trying to sell. Good luck. Perhaps try Asian mail order. Wow. I would hate to meet any of the people she calls friends..........I mean, man............What a harsh outlook..........LOL
10/20/2013 1:14:34 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from 4rebelchefs: You think higher of yourself than you should, but there are plenty of women looking for that very thing. Go ahead and block me too, i understand that i didn't hold you up as a MENSA candidate, so i must be negative. j/s This from a guy who hold's his dog's opinion, higher than his wife and daughter....K.........LOL Oh, I get it. That was just humility.............. LMAO
10/20/2013 3:46:36 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
ron10000 Green Bay, WI 67, joined Oct. 2008	Quote from theecliptic: You're better educated than me? You know this how? From what you put in your stats.
10/20/2013 5:08:57 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
joe182121 Bourbonnais, IL 61, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from ksgreasemonkey: Joe was honest in his response. As was Ron and Forums. And if you can't accept what their critiques are, why ask the question in the first place? I would normally offer my insight but realistically if no one has had a single thing to say in here that you would accept why try? Thank you greesemonkey. I don't think that the majority of people on here think that anyone really wants to help people with these profiles because I see a lot of really crass remarks by some of them. I have a background from several areas that have given me a lot of insight that can help people that want reviews and I am happy to give it. I met three ladies in person 10 years ago from sites like these and that together with other sources has taught me many helpful hints that are worth relating. I even refuse to lower myself to become too negative and crass myself. When I make any comments they are well thought out and totally honest. I do however, try to stay completely out of it if I feel I have to become too negative. I'm just sayin......
10/20/2013 5:20:52 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
joe182121 Bourbonnais, IL 61, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from forums_only: The thing that is immediately apparent is that you are just not grasping the concept of how to meet people online. Period. It can be done, I've done it successfully, as have many of my friends. It's really not that complicated. The message is so far out and aimed at the wrong audience there's no way anyone is going to think that deeply into something that gives mixed messages, especially on THIS site. You just don't get it. As your only intent with this thread was to generate entertainment for yourself, congratulations. You've created a thread permanently attached to your profile for 'the right woman' to get a really good sense of who you truly are. No need to respond, I won't be back to watch you bury yourself deeper in the 'but I meant to do it' bullshit you're trying to sell. Good luck. Perhaps try Asian mail order. I just don't get it. He comes here and just wants to argue. Like you said, he just dosen't get it. And talk about stubborn... I guess he just enjoys the argument. I liked your critique of him and we gave him all the help we could and he still wants a fight. ....
10/21/2013 2:08:04 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from joe182121: Thank you greesemonkey. I don't think that the majority of people on here think that anyone really wants to help people with these profiles because I see a lot of really crass remarks by some of them. I have a background from several areas that have given me a lot of insight that can help people that want reviews and I am happy to give it. I met three ladies in person 10 years ago from sites like these and that together with other sources has taught me many helpful hints that are worth relating. I even refuse to lower myself to become too negative and crass myself. When I make any comments they are well thought out and totally honest. I do however, try to stay completely out of it if I feel I have to become too negative. I'm just sayin...... Joe, you are ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!! Good job man!!!!!!!!! LOL
10/21/2013 2:14:26 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from joe182121: I just don't get it. He comes here and just wants to argue. Like you said, he just dosen't get it. And talk about stubborn... I guess he just enjoys the argument. I liked your critique of him and we gave him all the help we could and he still wants a fight. .... Oh, wait. "I" want to argue? LOL. I see. Well, the "argument" started with, "Your profile isn't good enough for us.". I "argued", that it was clearly not understood, in context. But, ok. It should have been obvious from the subject, I was only going to play with responses...... And these people think they can evaluate others.........LMAO
10/21/2013 7:58:13 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
therealmama Somersworth, NH 20, joined Oct. 2013	Do you have any concept of what lol means?
10/22/2013 2:43:20 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from msladyliberty: no wonder you don't get dates. They were pretty harsh on my review, I got a little pissy, but in the end I took the advice and I helped OMG, ANOTHER ONE!! LOL.. Hun, READ THE SUBJECT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to date women like you, or them. You found help from them? That's because they've inculcated you into THEIR culture, their values, their methods, etc.. Good for you. Now, before you sputter out a lecture about how this website probably isn't the right one for me, I'd ask you to consider whether or not you are paying their bills. The site is open to everyone. So, I'm not right for you, or my detractors. But I knew that from the get go. And that's the hilarity of it all. None of the respondents, could see it........... SMH........
10/22/2013 3:28:17 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
dudefreed Portland, OR 41, joined Sep. 2012	6
12/1/2013 10:10:59 PM	I can't wait to hear this.
newlifenevada Gardnerville, NV 54, joined Dec. 2012	I like that guide line Joe182121 gave one page 1...I wish more guys would follow it...I hate reading profiles that have 2 sentences...Like that really tells me anything. I can see by their picture if they have a nice smile...why say it? ok, so mine might be a bit long, but hey.. I tell it like it is... [Edited 12/1/2013 10:13:37 PM ]
12/2/2013 3:24:13 AM	I can't wait to hear this.
theecliptic Crystal Lake, IL 55, joined Aug. 2013 online now!	Quote from dudefreed: 6 Now, this is funny! Here I said all the things he said on his profile, but he can't see it. Unless he rates himself as a six......LMAO I swear, you people are PURE ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!

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