sldcorp
Salt Lake City, UT
51, joined Jun. 2013
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I'm passing this on because it worked for me.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.
Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, A bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
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tower_guy
Pleasant Grove, UT
39, joined Jul. 2014
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Lol. Need the qum right about now.
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sldcorp
Salt Lake City, UT
51, joined Jun. 2013
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I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow? Without skipping a beat she said, It's Presidents day! She's smart, so I asked her, what does Presidents day mean? I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc. She replied, Presidents day is when the president steps out of the white house and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bullshit.
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
66, joined May. 2010
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