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7/6/2015 1:16:10 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

onecutekiddo
Fort Lauderdale, FL
67, joined May. 2006


After an exciting hot time doing 69 with his girlfriend, Paul remembered he
had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell
p*ssy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss
8 times and on top of that 2 liters of Listerine.

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 5 strong mints. His turn came up
and the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, he opened
his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough and said 'Man, did you have to do 69
before you came here?'.

Paul said ' does my breath smell like p*ssy?.

The dentist replied ' No, your forehead smells like Shit!

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7/6/2015 5:41:56 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

bald1954
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Cold Brook, NY
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Change the naughty word to "poopydoo" and you get a from me.

7/6/2015 6:20:26 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

nick269
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (23,583)
Akron, OH
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7/6/2015 7:39:46 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

xall_night
Over 2,000 Posts (3,489)
Starke, FL
74, joined Mar. 2009


agree with Bald, aside from the swear words it is a good joke



[Edited 7/6/2015 7:40:26 AM ]

7/6/2015 8:23:17 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  
prettylips6969
Mesa, AZ
31, joined Mar. 2014


So freaking hilarious

7/6/2015 6:26:26 PM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

packersbabe920
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7/6/2015 9:50:53 PM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  
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Fayetteville, GA
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7/7/2015 6:13:02 PM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  
irlover50
Beaufort, SC
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9/3/2015 9:32:45 PM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  
randpaul2016
Chandler Heights, AZ
34, joined Feb. 2014


Swear words are fine when its in a joke we are all adults

9/4/2015 8:46:30 PM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  
rrnone
Kingston, PA
48, joined May. 2013


A lot of adult jokes are made by the words that are used, to take an adult joke on a adult site and use 3rd grade grammar just don't cut it. Remember, this is an adult site so take it as its said...just saying..

9/5/2015 12:10:06 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

bluecougareyes
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Chelan, WA
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S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit)

9/17/2015 11:56:33 AM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

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9/18/2015 12:56:36 PM Doing 69 before going to the dentist  

kweekhi7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,232)
Lansdale, PA
70, joined Aug. 2008


Quote from randpaul2016:
Swear words are fine when its in a joke we are all adults


Not all adults find this one quite suitable. Still like the cute kiddo, though. But he used to be more chaste.