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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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The new guy,Homer,dared Herbie to go see him so he can kick his ass.
Please help Herbie make an internet tough guy's dream come true.
 
Whatever you can help with,such as:
A tour bus,a responsible driver volunteer,training,boxing gloves,gas money or travel companionship,would be greatly appreciated.
Esty,
Tour manager.
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!

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8/26/2015 6:52:45 PM |
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evilsnickers
Fruitland Park, FL
45, joined Apr. 2015
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Cheering section?
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8/26/2015 6:54:29 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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That's awesome,Snickers.
Have an idea for the cheerleaders uniforms?
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8/26/2015 6:55:05 PM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013
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I volunteer to verbally abuse Mikey and get him riled up 
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8/26/2015 6:56:40 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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Tams!
Yesssss that should give him a big advantage.
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8/26/2015 6:58:23 PM |
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evilsnickers
Fruitland Park, FL
45, joined Apr. 2015
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So Tams is the "fluffer"? 
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8/26/2015 7:00:26 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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You all know I am The Resident Bad Ass of the forties group.

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8/26/2015 7:00:42 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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@ Snicker
I volunteer wiscomatic to drive the tour bus. He's an experienced race car driver. 
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8/26/2015 7:05:12 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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You all know I am The Resident Bad Ass of the forties group.

I'm gonna make an exception and let you play if you promise to behave. I don't ask for much. Just don't talk,move or look at anybody. It might freak them out. 
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8/26/2015 7:07:44 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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I'm gonna make an exception and let you play if you promise to behave. I don't ask for much. Just don't talk,move or look at anybody. It might freak them out. 
So basically I still hold the title.
And who f**king died and made you boss.

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8/26/2015 7:10:28 PM |
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joey1331

Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012
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I can train mike 
First he needs to stop drinking all that dang beer. Next, got to change his diet. He needs to lose about 25 lbs. He needs to start running at least 5 miles a day. Also, as of now...no more sex!! Just in case ya don't know, sex makes a fighter weak in the knees. Do as I say and my MMA training program will grant you victory 
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8/26/2015 7:12:21 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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Are you flirting with me again,Ratt?
Don't be running and hiding when I take you up on the offer 
Nice cute kid in your profile. Grand baby?
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8/26/2015 7:16:36 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Yep, she's my granddaughter.
Thank you Esty.

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8/26/2015 7:16:41 PM |
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justcruzin64

Felton, CA
50, joined Apr. 2012
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I can train mike 
First he needs to stop drinking all that dang beer. Next, got to change his diet. He needs to lose about 25 lbs. He needs to start running at least 5 miles a day. Also, as of now...no more sex!! Just in case ya don't know, sex makes a fighter weak in the knees. Do as I say and my MMA training program will grant you victory 
don't listen to him mike 
I will teach you the....stop, drop and roll into a potato bug position. I perfected this technique in high school and taught it to all the nerds in the chess club 
she is a cute lil girl ratt ......oh crap, I said something nice to ratt 
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8/26/2015 7:17:14 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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Hahaha this is awesome!
Joey, I don't have 25 pounds to lose bro.....lol
Guess I better start my training back up.
Dammit Tams.
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8/26/2015 7:17:55 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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I can train mike 
First he needs to stop drinking all that dang beer. Next, got to change his diet. He needs to lose about 25 lbs. He needs to start running at least 5 miles a day. Also, as of now...no more sex!! Just in case ya don't know, sex makes a fighter weak in the knees. Do as I say and my MMA training program will grant you victory 
Sweet!
Since Sandi is back,she can help with the nutrition tips and work out routines. 
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8/26/2015 7:18:38 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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cruzin!
Look at Ratt being all normal and shit.
Cute kid.
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8/26/2015 7:24:17 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Define normal?

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8/26/2015 7:24:58 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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Good point.
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8/26/2015 7:25:34 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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Herbie,don't be hitting on Ratt now. I almost. Almost have him convinced. 
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8/26/2015 7:26:15 PM |
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wiscomatic50

Friendship, WI
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Will keep the cop's busy in a high speed chase with the tour bus.
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8/26/2015 7:26:29 PM |
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mva_0615

Avon Lake, OH
47, joined Aug. 2013
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Dibs on motivational sex or companionship. Whatever you want to call it 
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8/26/2015 7:28:43 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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I'm going to google that word sex.

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8/26/2015 7:31:07 PM |
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ivi_licious

Orlando, FL
41, joined Jul. 2014
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All I found at the bottom of my purse was 53 cents and some gum, sorry mike
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8/26/2015 7:31:37 PM |
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joey1331

Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012
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Sweet!
Since Sandi is back,she can help with the nutrition tips and work out routines.  oh hell yeah! with her help, we can whip mike into shape in no time
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8/26/2015 7:35:45 PM |
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freaki_fast
Hogansville, GA
48, joined Jun. 2015
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I'll drive him so I can watch herbie kick his ass!!!
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8/26/2015 7:38:41 PM |
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j1323j

Blue Ball, PA
39, joined Mar. 2015
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Who won
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8/26/2015 7:39:21 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Remember no sexual activity 120 days prior to a fight ..... Per Freddie roach ... Sorry mike ... FYI someone needs to come up with a nickname for Mike ....
How about Mike the husker Oppenheimer ....
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8/26/2015 7:43:47 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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I'll drive him so I can watch herbie kick his ass!!!
Oh we all know Herbie would win. We are his team. 
OT. I'm broke but I could pitch in couple Sponge Bob band aids for Homer.
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8/26/2015 7:44:20 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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Dibs on motivational sex or companionship. Whatever you want to call it 
Now we are talking. 
Ivi, it's okay just make it to Ga and you can ride with April and I.
Huh Jake? I can't hear you. 
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8/26/2015 7:44:24 PM |
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justcruzin64

Felton, CA
50, joined Apr. 2012
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what about .....slippy fist mikey 
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8/26/2015 7:49:29 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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We're going to name them after video game .... ok Cruz
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8/26/2015 7:51:34 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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Let's start a GoFund to get my cheering section plane tickets to the event.
Should we contact pay preview for the rights to coverage?
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8/26/2015 7:52:38 PM |
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joey1331

Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012
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homer the hitman vs mike the machine
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8/26/2015 7:58:33 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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don't listen to him mike
I will teach you the....stop, drop and roll into a potato bug position. I perfected this technique in high school and taught it to all the nerds in the chess club
she is a cute lil girl ratt ......oh crap, I said something nice to ratt 

Kinda like,hiss and hide? 
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8/26/2015 8:00:47 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Apu nahasapeemapetilon vs homer ...
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8/26/2015 8:07:26 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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I think you people should find something more creative to do with your time.

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8/26/2015 8:08:35 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Russian roulette 
Ratt . 
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8/26/2015 8:08:35 PM |
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ivi_licious

Orlando, FL
41, joined Jul. 2014
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Like? 
Damn it jake
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8/26/2015 8:09:36 PM |
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esty1

Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014
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Hush Ratt.
You felt cool with all of us paying you attention. Don't ruin your moment of fame. 
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8/26/2015 8:10:03 PM |
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joey1331

Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012
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@ mike...no more sex also means no more lustful thoughts either!
Clear your mind and stay focused on the path ahead
(no more porn either!)
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8/26/2015 8:11:11 PM |
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rivverratt1

Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Well you know it's all about sweet , wonderful me!!!!

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8/26/2015 8:11:16 PM |
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truckinmofo

Somerset, KY
50, joined Dec. 2011
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I've got a load of tater chips I'm delivern to Lawrenceville,Ga...I got room to haul this homer dude...whoever the f**k he is.
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8/26/2015 8:11:39 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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@ mike...no more sex also means no more lustful thoughts either!
Clear your mind and stay focused on the path ahead 
(no more porn either!) 
I am f**ked.
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8/26/2015 8:15:01 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Like?
Damn it jake 
... ....
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8/26/2015 8:38:16 PM |
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westy602

Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013
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Herbie "The Luv Bug" vs Homer "Simpson" Cunnilinguist..
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8/26/2015 8:39:34 PM |
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ivi_licious

Orlando, FL
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8/26/2015 8:48:02 PM |
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mva_0615

Avon Lake, OH
47, joined Aug. 2013
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I am f**ked.
Don't listen to him. Everyone has their own special way of training
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8/26/2015 8:50:24 PM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013
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Hahaha this is awesome!
Joey, I don't have 25 pounds to lose bro.....lol
Guess I better start my training back up.
Dammit Tams.
What'd I do??? 
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8/26/2015 8:55:41 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Herbie "The Luv Bug" vs Homer "Simpson" Cunnilinguist..

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8/26/2015 9:05:28 PM |
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westy602

Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013
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Undercard: Jake "From StateFarm" vs Homer "Simpson" Cunnilinguist...
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8/26/2015 9:14:17 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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I love that he thinks my real name is Herbieherbie. 
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8/26/2015 9:14:48 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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Yay I'll be one of Mikey's Groupies! 
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8/26/2015 9:16:38 PM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013
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^^^ is that code for showing him your boobs
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8/26/2015 9:17:16 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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If he wins, I might just have to show my TaTa's! 
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8/26/2015 9:17:19 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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I love that he thinks my real name is Herbieherbie. 

He probably thinks im the guy in the State Farm commercials ....
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8/26/2015 9:18:22 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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Where's your khaki's at "Jake" from State Farm?
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8/26/2015 9:18:23 PM |
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herbieherbie

Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014
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Jake
Tess, now there's som incentives for me. 
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8/26/2015 9:22:04 PM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013
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Tessa, just don't set them free and swing them around...someone might get hurt 
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8/26/2015 9:23:07 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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Tams they are not that big! 
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