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8/26/2015 6:51:56 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


The new guy,Homer,dared Herbie to go see him so he can kick his ass.

Please help Herbie make an internet tough guy's dream come true.








Whatever you can help with,such as:

A tour bus,a responsible driver volunteer,training,boxing gloves,gas money or travel companionship,would be greatly appreciated.




Esty,
Tour manager.

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8/26/2015 6:52:45 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
evilsnickers
Fruitland Park, FL
45, joined Apr. 2015


Cheering section?

8/26/2015 6:54:29 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


That's awesome,Snickers.



Have an idea for the cheerleaders uniforms?

8/26/2015 6:55:05 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

tamster13
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (50,014)
Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013


I volunteer to verbally abuse Mikey and get him riled up

8/26/2015 6:56:40 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Tams!
Yesssss that should give him a big advantage.

8/26/2015 6:58:23 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
evilsnickers
Fruitland Park, FL
45, joined Apr. 2015


So Tams is the "fluffer"?

8/26/2015 7:00:26 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,607)
Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013


You all know I am The Resident Bad Ass of the forties group.





8/26/2015 7:00:42 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014



@ Snicker




I volunteer wiscomatic to drive the tour bus. He's an experienced race car driver.



[Edited 8/26/2015 7:01:18 PM ]

8/26/2015 7:05:12 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from rivverratt1:
You all know I am The Resident Bad Ass of the forties group.







I'm gonna make an exception and let you play if you promise to behave. I don't ask for much. Just don't talk,move or look at anybody. It might freak them out.

8/26/2015 7:07:44 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,607)
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49, joined Feb. 2013


Quote from esty1:
I'm gonna make an exception and let you play if you promise to behave. I don't ask for much. Just don't talk,move or look at anybody. It might freak them out.




So basically I still hold the title.





And who f**king died and made you boss.




8/26/2015 7:10:28 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

joey1331
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (31,994)
Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012


I can train mike
First he needs to stop drinking all that dang beer. Next, got to change his diet. He needs to lose about 25 lbs. He needs to start running at least 5 miles a day. Also, as of now...no more sex!! Just in case ya don't know, sex makes a fighter weak in the knees. Do as I say and my MMA training program will grant you victory

8/26/2015 7:12:21 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014





Are you flirting with me again,Ratt?

Don't be running and hiding when I take you up on the offer





Nice cute kid in your profile. Grand baby?

8/26/2015 7:16:36 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,607)
Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013


Yep, she's my granddaughter.

Thank you Esty.




8/26/2015 7:16:41 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

justcruzin64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,752)
Felton, CA
50, joined Apr. 2012


Quote from joey1331:
I can train mike
First he needs to stop drinking all that dang beer. Next, got to change his diet. He needs to lose about 25 lbs. He needs to start running at least 5 miles a day. Also, as of now...no more sex!! Just in case ya don't know, sex makes a fighter weak in the knees. Do as I say and my MMA training program will grant you victory



don't listen to him mike

I will teach you the....stop, drop and roll into a potato bug position. I perfected this technique in high school and taught it to all the nerds in the chess club


she is a cute lil girl ratt ......oh crap, I said something nice to ratt



[Edited 8/26/2015 7:18:17 PM ]

8/26/2015 7:17:14 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,522)
Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014


Hahaha this is awesome!
Joey, I don't have 25 pounds to lose bro.....lol
Guess I better start my training back up.
Dammit Tams.

8/26/2015 7:17:55 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from joey1331:
I can train mike
First he needs to stop drinking all that dang beer. Next, got to change his diet. He needs to lose about 25 lbs. He needs to start running at least 5 miles a day. Also, as of now...no more sex!! Just in case ya don't know, sex makes a fighter weak in the knees. Do as I say and my MMA training program will grant you victory


Sweet!

Since Sandi is back,she can help with the nutrition tips and work out routines.

8/26/2015 7:18:38 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
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Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014


cruzin!

Look at Ratt being all normal and shit.

Cute kid.

8/26/2015 7:24:17 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,607)
Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013


Define normal?




8/26/2015 7:24:58 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
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Good point.

8/26/2015 7:25:34 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Herbie,don't be hitting on Ratt now. I almost. Almost have him convinced.

8/26/2015 7:26:15 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
wiscomatic50
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,926)
Friendship, WI
52, joined Jun. 2014


Will keep the cop's busy in a high speed chase with the tour bus.

8/26/2015 7:26:29 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

mva_0615
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,227)
Avon Lake, OH
47, joined Aug. 2013


Dibs on motivational sex or companionship. Whatever you want to call it

8/26/2015 7:28:43 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,607)
Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013


I'm going to google that word sex.




8/26/2015 7:31:07 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

ivi_licious
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,326)
Orlando, FL
41, joined Jul. 2014


All I found at the bottom of my purse was 53 cents and some gum, sorry mike

8/26/2015 7:31:37 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

joey1331
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (31,994)
Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012


Quote from esty1:
Sweet!

Since Sandi is back,she can help with the nutrition tips and work out routines.
oh hell yeah! with her help, we can whip mike into shape in no time

8/26/2015 7:35:45 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

freaki_fast
Hogansville, GA
48, joined Jun. 2015


I'll drive him so I can watch herbie kick his ass!!!

8/26/2015 7:38:41 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
j1323j
Over 1,000 Posts (1,782)
Blue Ball, PA
39, joined Mar. 2015


Who won

8/26/2015 7:39:21 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,379)
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


Remember no sexual activity 120 days prior to a fight ..... Per Freddie roach ... Sorry mike ... FYI someone needs to come up with a nickname for Mike ....



How about Mike the husker Oppenheimer ....

8/26/2015 7:43:47 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
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Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from freaki_fast:
I'll drive him so I can watch herbie kick his ass!!!


Oh we all know Herbie would win. We are his team.



OT. I'm broke but I could pitch in couple Sponge Bob band aids for Homer.

8/26/2015 7:44:20 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
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Snellville, GA
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Quote from mva_0615:
Dibs on motivational sex or companionship. Whatever you want to call it


Now we are talking.

Ivi, it's okay just make it to Ga and you can ride with April and I.


Huh Jake? I can't hear you.



[Edited 8/26/2015 7:44:30 PM ]

8/26/2015 7:44:24 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

justcruzin64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,752)
Felton, CA
50, joined Apr. 2012


what about .....slippy fist mikey

8/26/2015 7:49:29 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,379)
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


We're going to name them after video game .... ok Cruz

8/26/2015 7:51:34 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,522)
Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014


Let's start a GoFund to get my cheering section plane tickets to the event.

Should we contact pay preview for the rights to coverage?

8/26/2015 7:52:38 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

joey1331
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (31,994)
Clinton, MS
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homer the hitman vs mike the machine

8/26/2015 7:58:33 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from justcruzin64:
don't listen to him mike

I will teach you the....stop, drop and roll into a potato bug position. I perfected this technique in high school and taught it to all the nerds in the chess club


she is a cute lil girl ratt ......oh crap, I said something nice to ratt





Kinda like,hiss and hide?

8/26/2015 8:00:47 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,379)
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


Apu nahasapeemapetilon vs homer ...

8/26/2015 8:07:26 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
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Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013


I think you people should find something more creative to do with your time.





8/26/2015 8:08:35 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,379)
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


Russian roulette


Ratt .

8/26/2015 8:08:35 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

ivi_licious
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,326)
Orlando, FL
41, joined Jul. 2014


Like?



Damn it jake



[Edited 8/26/2015 8:08:51 PM ]

8/26/2015 8:09:36 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

esty1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,559)
Mesa, AZ
45, joined Dec. 2014


Hush Ratt.

You felt cool with all of us paying you attention. Don't ruin your moment of fame.

8/26/2015 8:10:03 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

joey1331
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (31,994)
Clinton, MS
44, joined Apr. 2012


@ mike...no more sex also means no more lustful thoughts either!
Clear your mind and stay focused on the path ahead
(no more porn either!)

8/26/2015 8:11:11 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  
rivverratt1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,607)
Warren, IN
49, joined Feb. 2013


Well you know it's all about sweet , wonderful me!!!!






8/26/2015 8:11:16 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

truckinmofo
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Somerset, KY
50, joined Dec. 2011


I've got a load of tater chips I'm delivern to Lawrenceville,Ga...I got room to haul this homer dude...whoever the f**k he is.

8/26/2015 8:11:39 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
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Snellville, GA
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Quote from joey1331:
@ mike...no more sex also means no more lustful thoughts either!
Clear your mind and stay focused on the path ahead
(no more porn either!)


I am f**ked.

8/26/2015 8:15:01 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
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Simi Valley, CA
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Quote from ivi_licious:
Like?



Damn it jake



... ....

8/26/2015 8:38:16 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

westy602
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Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013


Herbie "The Luv Bug" vs Homer "Simpson" Cunnilinguist..

8/26/2015 8:39:34 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

ivi_licious
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,326)
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41, joined Jul. 2014




8/26/2015 8:48:02 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

mva_0615
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Avon Lake, OH
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Quote from herbieherbie:
I am f**ked.


Don't listen to him. Everyone has their own special way of training

8/26/2015 8:50:24 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

tamster13
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Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013


Quote from herbieherbie:
Hahaha this is awesome!
Joey, I don't have 25 pounds to lose bro.....lol
Guess I better start my training back up.
Dammit Tams.




What'd I do???

8/26/2015 8:55:41 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
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Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


Quote from westy602:
Herbie "The Luv Bug" vs Homer "Simpson" Cunnilinguist..






8/26/2015 9:05:28 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

westy602
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,588)
Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013


Undercard: Jake "From StateFarm" vs Homer "Simpson" Cunnilinguist...

8/26/2015 9:14:17 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,522)
Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014


I love that he thinks my real name is Herbieherbie.

8/26/2015 9:14:48 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

mstessa527
Over 2,000 Posts (3,476)
Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014


Yay I'll be one of Mikey's Groupies!

8/26/2015 9:16:38 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

tamster13
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Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013


^^^ is that code for showing him your boobs

8/26/2015 9:17:16 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

mstessa527
Over 2,000 Posts (3,476)
Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014


If he wins, I might just have to show my TaTa's!

8/26/2015 9:17:19 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

jakebearr
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Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


Quote from herbieherbie:
I love that he thinks my real name is Herbieherbie.








He probably thinks im the guy in the State Farm commercials ....

8/26/2015 9:18:22 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

mstessa527
Over 2,000 Posts (3,476)
Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014


Where's your khaki's at "Jake" from State Farm?

8/26/2015 9:18:23 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

herbieherbie
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,522)
Snellville, GA
46, joined Feb. 2014


Jake


Tess, now there's som incentives for me.

8/26/2015 9:22:04 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

tamster13
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Nanticoke, PA
49, joined Mar. 2013


Tessa, just don't set them free and swing them around...someone might get hurt

8/26/2015 9:23:07 PM Herbie's a** kicking tour,2015  

mstessa527
Over 2,000 Posts (3,476)
Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014


Tams they are not that big!