noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
60, joined Apr. 2014
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This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job.
"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best.
She came back sweating like a pig. ''Christ, how many trees did you cut down?'' asked the foreman.
''6'' she replied.
''What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tommorow.'' The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted.
'How many this time?'' asked the foreman.
''12'' she said.
The foreman says, ''That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning.''
The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, ''This is how to cut down trees really quickly.'' He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically. So he asks her what's wrong. She replies, ''What the hell is that?''
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fixingme
New Iberia, LA
60, joined Aug. 2010
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If she could cut 6 or even 12 trees without starting the saw then she should be in the Guiness Book of Records. Show me any lumberjack that could cut one tree without the saw running. My dad told me the joke when I was a kid and it was about a Cajun that was not able to cut any trees with it.
Sorry
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Ameadea05
Spring Hill, TN
40, joined Feb. 2015
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Funny but shallow
Still makes you smile
[Edited 9/20/2015 9:34:49 AM ]
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
70, joined Aug. 2008
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Not a bad joke at all...remember, she was a blonde and they can do anything!
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
60, joined Apr. 2014
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it kinda went a long way to not be too funny???
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
61, joined Sep. 2009
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When I heard that joke 45 years ago, it was a Polish guy.
I guess that's the progress PC has brought us.
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