shakey216
Lecanto, FL
62, joined Mar. 2010
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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage. Maybe you should consider selling your cars, along with your gun collection."
Tom gets a horrified look on his face, and she says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife! she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom's reply: "I wasn't..."
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