get_me_off_here
Windsor Locks, CT
age: 54
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Forget Red necks ......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England. & lt; BR>
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you 're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New Engla nd.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.
If you actually understand these jokes, you live or have lived in New England.
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liatris
Fairfield, CT
age: 43 online now!
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And those of us who have lived here all our lives love it
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nonstickman
Stamford, CT
age: 48
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I think Jeff Foxworthy is about as astute as a 5th grader.
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get_me_off_here
Windsor Locks, CT
age: 54
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Hey nonstickman........Jeff said he reckon's you must of said "YES" to all the Question............
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naya_sbf
Waterbury, CT
age: 30 online now!
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Your list is so dead on. That is how I think about everything living in New England. I always wonder why when I lived in Oklahoma they looked at me strange when I walked around with just a sweater when it got to be 30 degrees outside. I want to move back to OK, but I rather be a New Englander than a Redneck any day whether here in CT or in OK.
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