
wish2bagain

Rochester, WA
age: 59
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I am not here right now, because I am someplace else...

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wish2bagain

Rochester, WA
age: 59
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
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sandgirl51

Lacey, WA
age: 51
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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joe_w

Tacoma, WA
age: 43
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She's back.. Alright the three of us can tear this place up.
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wish2bagain

Rochester, WA
age: 59
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hey that means donald can wear the maid outfit without panties.....right on...LOL
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joe_w

Tacoma, WA
age: 43
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I think BB would even like that.
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sandgirl51

Lacey, WA
age: 51
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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries....)
Are your parents really YOUR parents? I always wondered about mine????

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sandgirl51

Lacey, WA
age: 51
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An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
Careful dancing in Bellingham!
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wish2bagain

Rochester, WA
age: 59
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Absolutely the funniest joke ever......ON US !!!
Let it sink in.
Quietly we go like sheep to slaughter.
Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ..... during the Carter Administration?
Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't think so!
Bottom line ... we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency ...the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember. Ready??????? It was very simple .. and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate...
The 'Department of Energy' was instituted on
8-04-1977
TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
Hey, pretty efficient, huh? ????
AND NOW IT'S 2009, 32 YEARS LATER ... AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
NECESSARY DEPARTMENT IS AT$24.2 BILLION A YEAR
IT HAS
16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES
AND APPROXIMATELY
100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES
AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY
'WHAT WAS I THINKING?'
Ah, yes, good old bureaucracy...
And NOW we are going to turn the Banking System,
Health Care & the Auto Industry over to government?
GOD HELP US!
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sandgirl51

Lacey, WA
age: 51
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·A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
·Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
·The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
·A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
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