| 10/15/2009 1:57:22 PM |
Little Johnny Rides Again |
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
63, joined Aug. 2007
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Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"
His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."
Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"
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| 10/15/2009 5:18:10 PM |
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califgirl1
Martinsville, VA
67, joined Nov. 2006
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| 10/15/2009 5:55:17 PM |
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jusztwntlove
Highland, CA
25, joined Aug. 2009
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damn funny!
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| 10/15/2009 6:33:13 PM |
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beardaddy
Middleburg, FL
49, joined May. 2009
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| 10/15/2009 9:44:35 PM |
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liatris
Fairfield, CT
48, joined Jun. 2008
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| 10/15/2009 11:33:24 PM |
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krasota23
Albuquerque, NM
63, joined Dec. 2008
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| 10/16/2009 9:51:28 AM |
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remodel
Lincolnton, NC
61, joined Feb. 2009
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| 10/16/2009 4:46:54 PM |
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forevernever
Silver Springs, FL
45, joined Aug. 2009
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| 10/18/2009 2:48:39 AM |
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mudd_76
Martinez, CA
37, joined Feb. 2009
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New Teacher
A new teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"Well teacher, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed, she drops the eraser when she turns around, so she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out belly laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
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| 10/18/2009 2:49:55 AM |
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mudd_76
Martinez, CA
37, joined Feb. 2009
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Acting
Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Little Johnny enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
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