califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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1. Men are free to think they're the boss,
as long as they know we're the chairman of the board.
2. We do like to have sex, just not at midnight when we
have to get up at the crack of dawn to feed two kids,
three dogs, and a pair of fat goldfish.
3. Superskinny women really irritate us. We hate when they
say, "Sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten
my anniversary and where I parked my car. But I've never
forgotten to eat.
4. Sometimes we think we understand men. Then we regain consciousness.
5. We need you, because a vibrating piece of plastic, can't kiss.
6 Don't try to figure us out. We don't even understand ourselves.
Just think of us as a complex carbohydrate that's good for you.
7. There are two spots on women that need to be touched more:
the back of the neck and the lower back. Fireworks.
8. If you listen and let her cry, it will lead to deep, wet, soulful sex.
If you like that kind of thing.
9.Text messaging is for children and people who are having affairs.
Don't be either.
10.You don't get a vote in the preferred shape of our pubic hair. Until
you've had hot wax poured all over your crotch, you're merely a passenger
on that flight.
11. Women hear better than men. That's before you even factor in listening skills
and attention spans. Come to think of it, I should have listed this one first
because I'm sure I've lost you by now.
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tron21369
Grants Pass, OR
age: 38
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well iam 37 still learning hehe i rather listen be for i speak but this what you wrote is good stuff : ) any help i can get helps me alot : ) i can say this when iwas working at a super market checkers like when they need a back rub and next stuff and lower back hehe i was thx full they trusted me : ) and was there friends some some guys joke with me in frunt of the girls saying i rather have erich do that my hand will go were they shouldn't lol erich meaning me hehe
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califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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There's something about a man who is a good driver:
calm, good reflexes, knows where he's going, gets
in and out of situations gracefully, knows when to speed
up and slow down. Invariably, he's good in bed. Does this
meanthe Teamsters are great lovers? Hmm.........note to self.
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busarider
Florence, AL
age: 29
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What Men Mean.......
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
she's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next
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califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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Breasts are not a speed bump to the promised land.
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craftygirl002
Tacoma, WA
age: 39
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Good one, Cali.
You forgot one busarider...
I ride a Hyabusa = I'll be done before you realize I've started
(Not a slam against you...just a little something I learned from my ex husband)
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califgirl1
Lynchburg, VA
age: 61
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We like younger men for the same reasons
you like younger women: stamina and skin
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