| 11/11/2009 1:46:09 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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| 11/11/2009 3:03:41 PM |
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sorpstar
Wayne, NJ
age: 57
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Shari i couldn't take it any longer seeing no one post to it so I'll break the ice 2 hrs later but not in any order follows...
I'm momma approved and she says I’m a good catch and that help to burst my bubble. 
I am qualified to chase the opposite sex and have papers to back that up, I weigh over 200 lbs, well somewhat well over 
I’m as attractive as any guy, own a queen sized bed and dream a lot. 
Have the name sorp here. Enough said Can't be duplicated (thank goodness  )
I sing but always make sure I wear ear plugs while taking showers  
I can lift heavy objects as long as someone helps me with anything over 50 lbs 
Known to cook well or have someone share the kitchen with me  
Did I tell you I can dance but what good is it without a partner or one that wants to learn???  
I do clean but hate doing floors and windows. 
OK who's next 
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| 11/11/2009 3:19:33 PM |
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whatsluv
Ellicott City, MD
age: 53
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I've said this before and don't want it to sound as though I'm bragging, but ....
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.
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| 11/11/2009 3:21:37 PM |
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likealaff
Roanoke, VA
age: 58
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As the Beatles once said, "I Believe In Luv"..........
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| 11/11/2009 3:32:38 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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Well I am back and I did say I would tell since no one is brave enough lol
I am happy sincere loving and love taking care of my man..Good cook, love to try new things. Not set in my ways and open to new ideals. Have a good job and will travel anywhere..Not ugly and have 95% of my teeth lol..Even thought I have not been through the change, I have been fixed lol.
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| 11/11/2009 3:34:49 PM |
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likealaff
Roanoke, VA
age: 58
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I believe I have changed from young and handsome to old and ugly, but I still mean well.
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| 11/11/2009 3:36:08 PM |
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walter555
Albuquerque, NM
age: 52
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I've said this before and don't want it to sound as though I'm bragging, but ....
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.
Could you elaborate on that a little more?
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| 11/11/2009 4:41:28 PM |
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goglo
Crestview, FL
age: 61
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Gee Whiz, Whatsluv, I wish I could do that.
Brag all you want, it's an artform in a man's world.
Glo
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| 11/11/2009 4:55:43 PM |
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irishstew
Columbus, WI
age: 61
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yes, but can you do it when it is still connected to the cherry?
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| 11/11/2009 4:56:44 PM |
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whatsluv
Ellicott City, MD
age: 53
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OK, I'll elaborate and even share my only talent.
If you would like to earn your bragging rights and tie cherry stems into knots with your tongue, you must practice this ancient art. Follow these steps and you'll soon be inviting the envy and awe of an impressed audience.
Step 1. Pick a cherry with the longest stem you can find, especially if you are trying this for the very first time. Eat the cherry or save it as a little reward for yourself after you've finished Step 7.
Step 2. Chew on the stem awhile all the way up and down to soften it up a bit and make it more flexible.
Step 3. Push your tongue on the middle of the stem to bend it into a "U" shape long ways on your tongue. Bite down on it to make it cross into a loop.
Step 4. Hold the stem in place with your teeth at the cross.
Step 5. Push on the end of the stem that is on the top of the cross downward from the tip of the stem while at the same time pushing the loop upward toward the stem with your bottom teeth.
Step 6. Maneuver the knobby end of the stem through the loop and pull it through with your teeth.
Step 7. Tighten the knot by pulling the stem out of your mouth from one end while holding the other end in your teeth.
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| 11/11/2009 5:04:40 PM |
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likealaff
Roanoke, VA
age: 58
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Seems like a lotta work and preparation. How bout just a big, ole wet kiss on the mouth?
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| 11/11/2009 5:08:11 PM |
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sorpstar
Wayne, NJ
age: 57
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OK, I'll elaborate and even share my only talent.
If you would like to earn your bragging rights and tie cherry stems into knots with your tongue, you must practice this ancient art. Follow these steps and you'll soon be inviting the envy and awe of an impressed audience.
Step 1. Pick a cherry with the longest stem you can find, especially if you are trying this for the very first time. Eat the cherry or save it as a little reward for yourself after you've finished Step 7.
Step 2. Chew on the stem awhile all the way up and down to soften it up a bit and make it more flexible.
Step 3. Push your tongue on the middle of the stem to bend it into a "U" shape long ways on your tongue. Bite down on it to make it cross into a loop.
Step 4. Hold the stem in place with your teeth at the cross.
Step 5. Push on the end of the stem that is on the top of the cross downward from the tip of the stem while at the same time pushing the loop upward toward the stem with your bottom teeth.
Step 6. Maneuver the knobby end of the stem through the loop and pull it through with your teeth.
Step 7. Tighten the knot by pulling the stem out of your mouth from one end while holding the other end in your teeth.
any novacane after all that was an exciting 29 seconds of action
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| 11/11/2009 5:09:55 PM |
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wannabe_loved
Wichita, KS
age: 56
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Well do you believe? You say what do I believe in.? You..!!! Yes do you believe in you?
Then what is it that you believe makes you a good mate, partner, lover and a keeper? Tell us what your good qualities? What makes you a catch?
NOTHING
WB
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| 11/11/2009 5:14:10 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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Oh I sure there is something..
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| 11/11/2009 5:28:55 PM |
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captainbc2
Des Moines, IA
age: 55
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Do I believe in me? and Why?
OK, I'll give it a shot.
Yes I believe in me!
Why? Well,
1. I'm old enough to have a good deal of life experience.  I don't sweat the small stuff.  If I fall down and go boom, I get up and have a laugh and move on.  (After I've made a minor drama for attention of course)
2. I'm healthy enough to run the britches off of a lot of younger men on the tennis court. (It's all about ball placement ya know) Age and slyness wins out over youth and enthusiasm almost every time.
3. I hear what women have to say to me and do a pretty good job of guessing the right answer when they ask me to make a synopsis of what they just said.
4. I'm principled. I stick to my guns. I'll not be bribed or otherwise coursed. (unless there are erotic favors in play, then well......)
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| 11/11/2009 5:37:40 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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captainbc2 glad to see you back and thanks for a honest post..But I see you moved.. Whats going on? lol
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| 11/11/2009 5:38:27 PM |
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settee_for_2
Flower Mound, TX
age: 56
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Yes, I believe in me..I'm pretty dadgum real..I've been places and done stuff and learned all my lessons well...I can do anything I set my mind to and I've got the papers to prove it..while I can't tie a cherry stem with my tongue, I do have a little hidden talent..and I am well worth the effort...just ask me..
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| 11/11/2009 5:43:27 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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Yes, I believe in me..I'm pretty dadgum real..I've been places and done stuff and learned all my lessons well...I can do anything I set my mind to and I've got the papers to prove it..while I can't tie a cherry stem with my tongue, I do have a little hidden talent..and I am well worth the effort...just ask me..
I know that damn whats took all the glory..Whats up with that lol..Men.. Give them a woman that can tie a cherry stem with her tongue and they go all ga ga..tell me how many men email you about your talent lol
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| 11/11/2009 5:45:31 PM |
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likealaff
Roanoke, VA
age: 58
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Nope, I said that seems like a lotta work. So how bout a bid ole wet kiss instead?
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| 11/11/2009 5:48:48 PM |
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cleymax
Milwaukee, WI
age: 59
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I have Very Few Qualities...I'm Simply...
Able, Accepting, Accurate, Achieving, Adaptable, Adorable, Adventurous, Affectionate, Alert, Alive, Altruistic, Amazing, Ambitious, Analytical, Appreciative, Appealing, Artistic, Assertive, Astonishing, Attentive, Attractive, Aware, Awesome, Balanced, Beautiful, Blissful, Blooming, Bountiful, Brave, Breath-Taking, Bright, Calm, Capable, Careful, Carefree, Caring, Cautious, Centered, Certain, Charitable, Charming, Cheeky, Cheerful, Chirpy, Civic-Minded, Clean, Colorful, Competetive, Clear-Thinking, Communicative, Compassionate, Compatible, Competitive, Complete, Confident, Conscientious, Considerate, Consistent, Content, Co-operative, Courageous, Conscientious, Courteous, Creative, Cuddly, Curios, Cute, Decisive, Delicate, Delicious, Delightful, Dependable, Desirable, Determined, Devoted, Disciplined, Discrete, Discriminating, Dynamic, Easy-Going, Eager, Efficient, Elegant, Empathetic, Enduring, Energetic, Enlightened, Enthusiastic, Excellent, Exciting, Experienced, Fair-Minded, Faithful, Farsighted, Feeling, Flexibile, Flourishing, Focused, Forgiving, Fortuitous, Free, Fresh, Friendly, Frugal, Funny, Generous, Gentle, Good, Glorious, Graceful, Gratuitous, Great, Groovy, Handsome, Happy, Harmonious, Healthy, Heavenly, Helpful, Hopeful, Humble, Humorous, Honest, Humble, Idealistic, Imaginative, Having Integrity, Independant, Industrious, Innovative, Insightful, Inspirational, Interesting, Intelligent, Intense, Intuitive, Inventive, Invigorating, Joyful, Juicy, Just, Kind, Leading or Leader, Learned, Loving, Loyal, Lucky, Luscious, Luxurious, Macho, Magical, Manly, Magnificent, Masculine, Mature, Moral, Motivating, Natural, Neat, Needed, Noticeable, Nurturing, Obedient, Objective, Open, Optimistic, Original, Organized, Outgoing, Outstanding, Passionate, Patient, Peaceful, Perceptive, Persevering, Persistant, Persuasive, Playful, Poetic, Polite, Popular, Powerful, Practical, Precious, Precise, Profound, Progressive, Proud, Professional, Punctual, Pure, Purposeful, Questioning, Quick-witted, Ravishing, Realistic, Refreshing, Reliable, Resiliant, Resourceful, Respectful, Responsible, Rich, Romantic, Rosy, Seductive, Selfless, Self-Aware, Self-Confident, Self-Disciplined, Sensitive, Serene, Sexy, Sharp, Simple, Sincere, Sizzling, Skilled, Smart, Smooth, Soft, Special, Spectacular, Spiritual, Splendid, Spontaneous, Stable, Steadfast, Strategic, Stunning, Strong, Strongwilled, Stylish, Successful, Supportive, Supreme, Sympathetic, Tactful, Talented, Tasty, Tenacious, Tender, Terrific, Thinking, Thorough, Thoughtful, Thrifty, Thriving, Tolerant, Tough, Trusting, Trustworthy, Unassuming, Understanding, Unwavering, Uplifting, Useful, Valuable, Verbal, Vibrant, Vital, Warm, Wholesome, Willing, Wise, Worthy, Youthful, Yummy..
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| 11/11/2009 5:50:18 PM |
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likealaff
Roanoke, VA
age: 58
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Dayum...........I give up. I'm just a guy.
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| 11/11/2009 5:51:41 PM |
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captainbc2
Des Moines, IA
age: 55
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Hey there Shari and Settee; nice to see you ladies again. Good to be back. I'd explain the move here but if you click my profile it'll be easier.
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| 11/11/2009 5:53:47 PM |
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captainbc2
Des Moines, IA
age: 55
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Damn clay, I gave up at the "E"s.
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| 11/11/2009 5:54:11 PM |
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blueshortcake2
Nicholasville, KY
age: 59
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Well, Shari, we know one fellow on here knows how to copy the dictionary. Do keep in mind, I did say copy not able to read WHAT was copied.
Likealaff, you may just still be in the running for your honesty and humbleness.
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| 11/11/2009 5:57:17 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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Well, Shari, we know one fellow on here knows how to copy the dictionary. Do keep in mind, I did say copy not able to read WHAT was copied.
Likealaff, you may just still be in the running for your honesty and humbleness.
lollol You saying he needs to add dumbass lol..to smart a** lol
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| 11/11/2009 5:58:52 PM |
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captainbc2
Des Moines, IA
age: 55
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I ran spell check on that deluge of self appreciating expressive words. He should have too! (sorry clay)
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| 11/11/2009 6:03:08 PM |
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likealaff
Roanoke, VA
age: 58
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Miss Shari, I'm hurt deep. You cut me deep. But I'll get over it in the morning.
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| 11/11/2009 6:08:09 PM |
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cleymax
Milwaukee, WI
age: 59
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Oh, I forgot to include my very Best Quality.... I'm also Fulla Chit! and Believe me...Some of these Fellow Poster's would wholeheartedly Agree with that.
and it wasn't the dictionary,, Guess again!
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| 11/11/2009 6:12:45 PM |
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blueshortcake2
Nicholasville, KY
age: 59
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If you say so...............
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| 11/11/2009 6:24:35 PM |
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pinetree10
Cumberland, MD
age: 62
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Yes, I believe in me. Still practice most of the qualities of a boy scout- Trustworthy, Honest, loyal, cold nose, fixed, etc. Enjoy laughter, watching a lady smile, and I still believe in love. Still look forward to the rush when you KNOW the chemistry is right, and is shared, at last.
Oh yeah, I believe.....
Sheri-
Now don't blame Whatsluv. I believe she just aroused the natural curiosity of man's inborn sense of awe for the sciences of Physics and Anatomy. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!) 
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| 11/11/2009 6:28:17 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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Miss Shari, I'm hurt deep. You cut me deep. But I'll get over it in the morning.
Looks like you got in on a multi put down meant for cley lol..Glad you heal fast lol
Sheri-
Now don't blame Whatsluv. I believe she just aroused the natural curiosity of man's inborn sense of awe for the sciences of Physics and Anatomy. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
Coming from a fellow md person lol..I am not too hard on her she is my bud. What ever ya got work it..lol
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| 11/11/2009 6:30:42 PM |
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cleymax
Milwaukee, WI
age: 59
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Coming from a fellow md person lol..I am not too hard on her she is my bud. What ever ya got work it..lol
Damn!! I Thought Multi...er... Stuff.... waz a Good thing..
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| 11/11/2009 10:41:44 PM |
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extexan
Rock Hill, SC
age: 62
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| 11/11/2009 10:56:03 PM |
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miss6042
Bolivar, NY
age: 67
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I believe I can make a man very happy..I will probably get the feminists down on me but, I am a woman who doesnt feel complete without a man.
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| 11/11/2009 11:45:35 PM |
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darlenemi51
Onaway, MI
age: 57
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Yes I do, if not me then who?
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| 11/12/2009 6:31:49 AM |
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andornot
Paint Rock, AL
age: 56
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... from the Andornot ... I am the Andornot, so no more need be said ...
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| 11/14/2009 4:06:56 PM |
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menaumakes2
Lexington, KY
age: 49
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it is sad but true i read all of this.....
i can only tell you that i can preform as well if not better than most men in a seual surrounding. however i do not believe none of us are looking for this deep down.
we are looking for a friend and companion and our lives are getting more and more complicated the more we play high school on some website.
yes i said high shool. the women are looking for the bbd like they are something that is not out numbered by the men on these web sites. i really can say i am better off in singles bars and the frozen food section than i am trying to make conversation with most of you women who are saying i want to cuddle up on a couch and watch tv.
bull snot is about all i have seen and heard from anyone of you and i am about ready to take my spot light down
i guess i don't beleive.
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| 11/14/2009 4:16:36 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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menaumakes2 I am really not sure what you are trying to get at and why you picked my thread to vent your anger toward woman and the dating site.
But maybe your high shool (school)could see you preform (perform)in your seual (sexual I think)but I beleive (believe) you maybe out numbered (outnumbered). Thanks for showing that what they say about ky people maybe true. Something I have been fighting all my life. We are really not illiterate redneck people with caveman ways.
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| 11/14/2009 4:27:05 PM |
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menaumakes2
Lexington, KY
age: 49
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wow you took the more time to read than i took time to write my post.....
venting... well i guess i did a little... but oh well i have earned it....
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| 11/14/2009 4:28:23 PM |
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menaumakes2
Lexington, KY
age: 49
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and lady i suggest you get to know a ky man before you punish him... for being from ky
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| 11/14/2009 4:33:22 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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and lady i suggest you get to know a ky man before you punish him... for being from ky
Real Kentucky men don't wine and b*tch about their failures. They stand up like real men take their hits learn from them and solve their issues. Well the real MEN do..
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| 11/14/2009 4:39:50 PM |
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menaumakes2
Lexington, KY
age: 49
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wow i cannot recall not being a real man.
I am not crying i am meerly saying that you do not know me. lady if you knew me you could not or would not say that about me, or suggest that manhood is something i do not have. I am not talking the manhood that may or maynot be between my leggs. I am not a walk away from any fight kinda of person nor have i forgotten how to cry or how to say i am sorry if was wrong in what i am saying. Pride seems to be one of your flaws. you my lady seems to be ready to look down you nose at people you do not know anything about.
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| 11/14/2009 4:43:41 PM |
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settee_for_2
Flower Mound, TX
age: 56
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Ouch! I'll bet that one left a mark..
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| 11/14/2009 4:44:35 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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What I had to judge you by is the way you behaved in your first post. Maybe if you approach a woman the way you did in your last post you may have better results. Then have nothing to b*tch about..
I am not one to usually pick on the way people spell but I have seen a lot of mistakes in your posts and yes I looked at your profile. The women that are bothered by that are not all bad women but they are turned off by it. I suggest you copy and paste your profile write up to a word doc and correct your spelling.
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| 11/14/2009 4:45:35 PM |
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menaumakes2
Lexington, KY
age: 49
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yeah i guess i meant to
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| 11/14/2009 4:50:46 PM |
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menaumakes2
Lexington, KY
age: 49
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that was a lot nicer than what you first wrote. i am not a teacher i am an electrican. i have lic in several states. that may scare you but i am not all together stupid. i do not attest that i am the most well versed nor do i care. i sent a son to center college and he is well on his way thru grad school. that young person is smarter than the both of us put together.
if you look at it thru the scholastic point of view.
i am a hard knocks no bull kinda of person and i did take offense in what you said about ky men as a whole.
sorry if i offended you in any way. It was good to see you took your son to dinner and i hope i did not make you want to throw it up.
take care
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| 11/14/2009 4:52:30 PM |
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settee_for_2
Flower Mound, TX
age: 56
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| 11/14/2009 5:02:27 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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i am a hard knocks no bull kinda of person and i did take offense in what you said about ky men as a whole.
sorry if i offended you in any way. It was good to see you took your son to dinner and i hope i did not make you want to throw it up.
take care
I never said anything negative about ky men. The insults were directed to you in general.
The dinner was the other day and I don't permit people to ruin my day.. So everything is fine thanks for asking lol..
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| 11/14/2009 5:06:19 PM |
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wannabe_loved
Wichita, KS
age: 56
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hickabilly2,
Watch what you say will ya  . I get blamed for every dumb a** post that is made in this room. OK
Wanna know what fer? I just love dumb hick-a-billies, sharri is a hickabilly like you maybe usin three could git togather sometime?
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| 11/14/2009 5:15:18 PM |
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sopranograno
Calhoun, GA
age: 57
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Think I'll get back on topic by sayin I'm a good cook,honest,caring,take baths regular,brush my teeth,don't live in a trailer or own a pit bull.
This was said to cover all the the things said about people in the south.
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| 11/14/2009 5:22:43 PM |
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rebuilt22000
Wooster, OH
age: 54
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I b elieve that I am a good catch as I am a very good cook. I don't cheat in my relationship. I give all my heart when I give it. I am always on time keep my house clean and a very good dancer. I work every day, not a lot of drinking don't do drups,and not controling.
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| 11/14/2009 6:16:27 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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do I need to tell you two to get a room lol..I see he likes to be under you sorplady lol
Wannabe you have no clue lol..You are a sick f...k lol..
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| 11/14/2009 6:21:00 PM |
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sopranograno
Calhoun, GA
age: 57
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I noticed that shari-verrrrry interesting-and we have plans to finally meet at Thanksgiving
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| 11/14/2009 6:23:36 PM |
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rebuilt22000
Wooster, OH
age: 54
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sherie
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| 11/14/2009 6:23:41 PM |
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settee_for_2
Flower Mound, TX
age: 56
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| 11/14/2009 7:08:52 PM |
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shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 54
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He will be passing right by me..lol..
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| 11/14/2009 7:10:48 PM |
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sopranograno
Calhoun, GA
age: 57
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I'm going to sisters in Ind. so I'll probably be close by you too-do you live far from I65?
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