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| 3/29/2010 10:35:26 AM |
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oroutlaw1
Springfield, OR
age: 63
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When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! 
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b*tch knows I'm smarter than her.
All right Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway.
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| 3/30/2010 8:34:47 AM |
Got to laugh/Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! |
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gumdropforu
Roseburg, OR
age: 62
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Will, first of all if you would of held her, she would of changed her mind. You know, or should know how much women can change their minds in a flash. She would of gotten what she wanted and you too and instead of going shopping you would of been in bed all day. However, acting that way in public and saying those things, you would be wearing that tennis racket and yes sleeping alone with the dog. lol lol lol
Make the effort dude, I am just starting my day and you have already pissed me off. lol lol
But it was my choice to read this and you said - don't get mad. lol
If you don't undertand women and that whole thing about Vensus and Mars things - you should not be here or want to be with a woman. Women do not understand men either when they just ask for trouble. lol lol You see I am laughing here of course.
Now go buy some flowers for a special lady, do the right thing and be an honorable man and not such a jerk. lol lol lol lol lol
Have a nice day!
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| 3/30/2010 6:15:49 PM |
Got to laugh/Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! |
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oroutlaw1
Springfield, OR
age: 63
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I guess this was too much for you to understand  , Its a JOKE, not real like lady get a sence of humor  . It was not ment to offend any, or Piss you off  like you said.
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| 3/30/2010 6:53:29 PM |
Got to laugh/Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! |
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catsnoetygre
North Bend, OR
age: 28
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That is just too funny! And its true. Some girls dont understand that men are trying to do what they know to do to match us. Remember, most guys and most girls are from different worlds. We were raised differently to do different things. Women are more emotional, guys are more analytical. Women like to be held. Men think with their... well you get the idea.
Personally, I think the joke was a kick. And frankly, I love the guy's come back. No offense to the other ladies out there. But I for one am proud of the dude.
Cat 
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| 4/2/2010 8:05:06 PM |
Got to laugh/Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! |
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tami4462
North Bend, OR
age: 47
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I'd find this a lot more amusing if it weren't just a joke. I think it would be just way to fun for this to happen in real life. Unfortunately the guy would never get his sexual needs fulfilled by that woman again but oh well, would have possibly been worth it.
Women need to realize there are differences between the sexes. Women so often want to work as an enigma while a man is just what he is generally. (Yes, there are exceptions to everything). But ladies, if you want your man to think more like a woman, then maybe you should consider becoming a lesbian.
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