seashellll
Gulf Shores, AL
age: 44
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An office manager at Wal-Mart had to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found
four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked,
"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT", it just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm! Let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A blink is the
fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer... "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step
out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture
the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known to man is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling good, and I ran for the
bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHT, I shit in my pants."
Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
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tomfreebird
Gurley, AL
age: 54
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I see you like jokes, and another good one
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bamaboy1986
Tuscaloosa, AL
age: 22
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HAHAHA!!!!!PLEASE Keep your jokes coming I enjoy reading them. Once again GOOD JOB!
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