funguy2116
Conyers, GA
age: 21
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As most of you probably know, Roderigo is the dark-skinned villain as portrayed in the book of MEG. Today, he shocked the world by releasing his own holy book through PublishAmerica. It's only $4.95, which may seem tempting..but remember that his evil will empower you if you let it. He stands at only 3 feet, 7 inches so he has to use deception to accomplish his goals. Remember that this is the same midget who plucked the eyeballs out of Brother BILL and Mother MAGPIE using a plastic fork and sex grease. I will post the opening passage on here to give you all an idea of how evil he truly is:
I, Roderigo Esteban Castillo, am the dissenter of which all dissention thrives upon. I am the mold on your bread and the sores on your genetalia. I am the shit your dog leaves for you on the carpet, and the stain remover that just doesn't quite remove the stain. I am all that is evil. To achieve galactic domination, I have appointed an understudy. This man begged me for the position. He was eager and willing, albeit a bit fishy. He sold his brain for the position and his soul for a hot dog. He lurks often on the religion forums to spread the chaos necessary for my take over.
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