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| Location: |
Dumont New Jersey |
| Zip Code: |
07628 |
| Age: |
38, Aquarius |
| Height: |
5 ft. 8 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Bald, Other |
| Body: |
Athletic |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Didn't Say |
| Politics: |
Socialist |
| Education: |
Didn't Say |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Self-Employed |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Regularly |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, living with me |
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| Personality |
SWF in dead-end job seeks dumpy head-case for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, and self-righteous indignation.
I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was Boz Scaggs Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 38, but look 50 and feel 60. You are a master at the art of douchebaggory. A bitter, arrogant slob with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every girl in town. Double bonus points if one of those girls were a neighbor of ours.
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with skanky old sluts, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends. SO STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS! I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR GODDAMN FRIEND!!
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 30 and rehash daddy issues with men over 40.
I once tried my hand at gardening and landscaping; started by digging a hole in my backyard when I was thinking of whacking my ex-boyfriend.
Have a nice day  and LOL !!!
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| Want To Find: |
A man ages 30 to 90 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Vodka, Xanax |
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