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Single Men Cincinnati, Ohio, OH, Dark Brown Hair, Blue Eyes
 Location: Cincinnati Ohio
 Zip Code: 45218
 Age: 60, Virgo
 Height: 5 ft. 9 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Dark Brown, Blue
 Body: Full figured
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Christian
 Politics: Moderate
 Education: Some College
 Income: Didn't Say
 Job: Real Estate
 Smoke: Don't Smoke
 Has Kids: Yes, not living with me
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About Me
If your gonna hang out with me you need to have a sense of humor. I'm a class clown. I almost put athletic for body type, Sumo wrestlers are athletes, right? They did invent the man-thong.. How's that for a visual?

I own a house, a running car and don't need you to co-sign a loan for me.
I have absolutely no interest in living in your basement, or getting you to join AMWAY, and I'm really single. I raised two beautiful girls all by myself. They are both happy well adjusted and successful. So how ya like me now ladies?!!!

Bet ya never heard this one: I am an incredible lover. I am a romantic with a creative mind, I understand that a woman is a gentle flower with valid feelings, that likes to be spanked occasionally.....


I enjoy going to concerts, Metal, classic rock, jazz, and even that horrible Big-hair crap from the 80s.
My favorite groups are Dave Matthews Band and 30 seconds to Mars...
I don't like country because it makes crazy chicks vandalize guys cars.
I made that rhyme on purpose. I'm the Real Slim Shady, Pay attention!

I excel at pool, cards, and trivia.
I can cook, sew, and fix most anything.
I read TAROT cards. I believe in Karma.
I'm an excellent driver, my daughter bent that fender.
I can read without moving my lips, and I'm pretty good with a Bowstaff, but I dance like an old white guy.
I love long walks, Indian food, and good conversation.
I'm into white chicks, black undies, and slow wet kisses. I am honest. I say what I think.


Don't own a Harley. Don't fish, hunt, golf, or gamble.
I'm not looking to pay your bills in exchange for ass.
No, I don't think taking you to the casino would be a fun date.
I hate users, and will not tolerate liars!

Pets are ok, but if you have 15 cats, or let your dog eat out of your mouth, maybe you should keep on truckin.

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