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| Location: |
Wellington Florida |
| Zip Code: |
33414 |
| Age: |
38, Libra |
| Height: |
4 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Black, Brown |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
Hispanic |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Associate's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Self-Employed |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Cigars |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, not living with me |
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| About Me |
I love meeting new people and exploring new and exciting things. I love the South Florida lifestyle. I am past the club scene and meeting people that way. I'm also a foodie who loves to cook and explore every cuisine. My therapist says I'm living in a dreamworld but it's ok because she doesn't really exist.
What I’m doing with my life: I'm currently working on an app for lonely people called "Words With Cats". I'm also considering legally changing my name to Skittles. Then I can whisper, "Taste the rainbow."
I’m really good at: Playing "Pin The Child Support Check On The Baby Daddy" at ghetto baby showers.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you obtain a hug without my consent it will activate my rape whistle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: The fact that I'd like my last words before I die to be profound and moving. Sadly, I think they'll be "what does this button do?"
On a typical Friday night I am: Playing a game called "The Fake Housewives of Sears" where I dry hump mannequins then buy them jewelry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit: I'm that guy that carries a boombox on his shoulder at funerals with "Circle of Life" ready to play in case a pregnant woman gives birth.
You should message me if: You robot dance to car alarms like me.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 21 to 54 to date |
| Interests: |
Didn't Say |
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