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tragicparrot   Last Online: Yesterday
Single Men Painesville, Ohio, OH, Dark Brown Hair, Brown Eyes
 Location: Painesville Ohio
 Zip Code: 44077
 Age: 56, Aries
 Height: 5 ft. 9 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Dark Brown, Brown
 Body: Slender
 Ethnicity: Didn't Say
 Religion: Not quite sure
 Politics: Not quite sure
 Education: Bachelor's Degree
 Income: Less than $25,000
 Job: Self-Employed
 Smoke: Don't Smoke
 Has Kids: Yes, not living with me
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About Me
A slightly odd bird who thinks that as technology increases, eventually humanity will reach a stage where it can reach back in time and revive long-dead individuals into new superbodies to live in a utopian future underworld. And that these amazing sciencewizard future superhumans would one day make the fatal mistake of reviving ME. I figure it would take one year to acclimatize, five years to seize control of the species, twenty to conquer the local supercluster of galaxies, and another hundred to make myself supreme deity of the cosmos. Then I shall use my powers to send my own consiousness back in time, backwards and forwards. I will then while away eternity amusing myself as only a deified ultraparrot dark lord can.

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