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why Italian women need therapy
by sorpstar at 10/13/2014 4:15:38 PM
Happy Columbus Day everyone or belated
Phone Call:
Italian Mother: "Hello?"
Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"
Italian Mother: "You're going out?"
Daughter: "Yes."
Italian Mother: "With whom?"
Daughter: "With a friend."
Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."
Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!"
Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies."
Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?"
Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."
Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."
Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?"
Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.."
Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?"
Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"
Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"
Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser."
Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite."
Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?"
Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother."
Daughter: "Such a what?"
Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."
Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!"
Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!"
Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?"
Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately."
Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."
Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? "
Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"
Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
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