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Guess who's " So Vain"
by sorpstar at 11/19/2015 8:45:57 AM
Read that 70 year old Carly Simon says the second verse of her infamous song "You're So Vain" is about Warren Beatty. He thinks the whole song was about him but she says it's about 3 men and she wo...
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Opinions on this action..
by sorpstar at 11/5/2015 11:56:16 AM
Police to Take Valuables from Unlocked Cars to Stop Break-ins Police in the East Rock section of New Haven are trying to send a strong message to residents to lock their doors amid several car br...
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What if men accepted women without make-up
by sorpstar at 10/27/2015 10:10:16 AM
Would women be much happier!!! I say yes for many reasons but ladies and men what are your opinions??? I say the word casual would maybe have a betta meaning...Fuhgeddabouit Men wouldn't be so ...
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Dr sorp can save your life and others
by sorpstar at 10/18/2015 10:24:02 PM
Pass this info below to anyone, it may just be a timely read... Subject: IMPORTANT read this! Cough CPR Read this... It could save your life!! Let's say it's 6.15 pm and you're driving home (a...
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what a difference 100 years makes
by sorpstar at 8/11/2015 5:57:50 PM
THE YEAR IS 1915* *This will boggle your mind! * * The year is 1915 – One hundred years ago.* *What a difference a century makes!* *Here are some statistics for the Year 1915:* *The a...
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what do you think of this article about DH future
by sorpstar at 4/27/2015 7:15:43 PM
Posted By Joe Tracy on Apr 26, 2015 | 1 comment 1 Users of IAC’s DateHookup online dating site seem to be frustrated over the lack of customer support and forum moderation. April 26, 2015 –...
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Good bye DH Bloggers
by sorpstar at 3/31/2015 10:41:16 AM
Dear DH members and lurkers: After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my deletion from DH site, effective immediately when i officially hit the delete but...
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precious metals found in human feces..
by sorpstar at 3/25/2015 10:52:33 PM
Do the math we can make money reading the following right down to the bottom of this article. ..why not co-op here..lol [b]US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious me...
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Surprisingly Dirty Joke About Sea Life
by sorpstar at 3/23/2015 9:49:39 PM
A pick me up for some humor missing on blogs...enjoy A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off th...
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the Mate Match
by sorpstar at 2/22/2015 9:14:33 AM
Read below till end On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they ...
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The Sexy Negligee
by sorpstar at 2/19/2015 7:52:48 PM
THE SEXY NEGLIGEE One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upo...
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advice pays off big
by sorpstar at 2/4/2015 7:15:42 AM
How about a hump day laugh [b]A good looking man walked into an agents office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right c...
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Daddy's little girl
by sorpstar at 1/10/2015 8:27:07 AM
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders ...
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Miracles do happen
by sorpstar at 1/7/2015 3:39:36 PM
A women friend i know from this site sent me this motivating email which included this story. It touched me, maybe you too. I know this woman who has a grandson and both work hand in hand for cancer a...
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The Optimist vs pessimist twins at Christmas
by sorpstar at 12/24/2014 5:59:22 PM
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other were their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happe...
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crazy holiday nuts or ones with special needs
by sorpstar at 12/22/2014 8:34:31 AM
(just in case some of you don't take to the word "nut") Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I’ll Be H...
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Santa's~To whom it may concern letter
by sorpstar at 12/13/2014 2:02:44 PM
To Whom it May Concern: Mrs. Claus and I regret to inform you that effective immediately, I will no longer be able to service the Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to overwhelming curre...
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Union Rules and Hookers
by sorpstar at 12/8/2014 9:48:09 PM
I think the blogs need some funny...Happy Holidays folks Union Rules & Hookers: A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local ...
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the poster " giraffesrus"
by sorpstar at 11/17/2014 6:37:14 PM
" giraffesrus" is a male but uses a female picture as his main picture..i asked on his blog why and he said " are you threatening me"....i was blocked tryin to respond which i dont care but why post a...
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She will survive
by sorpstar at 11/7/2014 3:59:14 PM
She will survive She will survive, its TGIF ...now isnt this a better way to laugh when you can't post music videos here...fuhgeddaboudit [b] Lyrics to the track “I WILL SURVIVE!”. Sing along n...
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A letter from Grandma
by sorpstar at 11/3/2014 9:53:50 AM
A letter from Grandma . . . Dear family: I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. ...
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Feds Fine Dating Sites
by sorpstar at 10/30/2014 3:46:28 PM
for Alleged Use of Fake Profiles Ever taken...hmmmm Feds Fine Dating Sites for Alleged Use of Fake Profiles By ABC NEWS Oct 30, 2014, 3:19 PM In a settlement it has just reached, ...
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why Italian women need therapy
by sorpstar at 10/13/2014 4:15:38 PM
Happy Columbus Day everyone or belated Phone Call: Italian Mother: "Hello?" Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?" Italian Mother: "You're going out?" Daughter...
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man's counter to wife's I've got a headache
by sorpstar at 10/11/2014 5:49:34 PM
The blogs need a laugh A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in ...
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Honey, you were right
by sorpstar at 8/11/2014 5:10:23 PM
Blogs need a laugh This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. ...
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two italian men
by sorpstar at 7/14/2014 11:38:40 PM
Two Italian Men A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvaniz...
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three Samurai audition
by sorpstar at 7/14/2014 10:54:41 PM
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only...
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The conversation
by sorpstar at 7/12/2014 3:26:26 PM
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black -- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said,...
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lie detector robot
by sorpstar at 7/5/2014 8:42:11 PM
We need more blogs enjoy.... [b]A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. ...
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Stumbler
by sorpstar at 6/29/2014 5:31:43 PM
Stumbler A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Pries...
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how a veggie and fruit react to man and woman
by sorpstar at 6/23/2014 10:09:16 AM
An attractive woman was growing tomatoes for the first time and was impatient for them to turn red. She asked the older gentleman who lived behind her garden how he got his tomatoes to turn red. "...
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we want our videos back
by sorpstar at 6/16/2014 9:21:24 AM
if you miss videos go to this thread in the "Site Suggestions forum" copy and past link into your browser to find link /Thread-1343682.htm (Do you want videos back?) a...
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Goods we buy that are fake
by sorpstar at 5/29/2014 6:10:52 PM
Police Raid Nets 30,000 Bottles of Fake Wine ABC News May 29, 2014, 6:26 PM The tip-off came from discerning drinkers who realized the expensive Brunello di Montalcino they were sipping was not...
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fixin a headache
by sorpstar at 5/20/2014 4:23:17 PM
It's a beautiful spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's got on a close-fitting, lowcut, pink summer dress with spaghetti straps. As they walk through the primate exhibit, they pass...
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what's mom really worth
by sorpstar at 5/9/2014 11:31:06 AM
What's Mom really worth? It's one of the hardest jobs in the world -- all done without a paycheck. But if moms were to get paid based on what they do each and every day, how much would they earn? ...
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Elvis tattoos in season
by sorpstar at 4/6/2014 8:53:44 AM
This is just a joke! So a lady walks into a tattoo parlor. She tells the tattoo artist that she wants a portrait of Elvis Presley on her inner thigh. The tattoo artist is a little grossed out--he'...
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Jay leno to exit, winter olympics to follow
by sorpstar at 1/29/2014 4:14:12 PM
If you don't know it i believe Jay leno's last show is Feb 6, 2014 as he leaves the Tonight Show replaced by Jimmy Fallon and the winter Olympics begin the next nite XXII Olympic Winter Games 7-23 ...
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Dear Diary
by sorpstar at 1/29/2014 1:42:11 PM
Dear Diary: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was com...
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truth behind super bowl and jersey
by sorpstar at 1/25/2014 5:39:42 PM
As thousands of Super Bowl fans prepare to descend on Northern New Jersey in the coming days, here’s a 10-step guide designed to better educate them about this area and the game. Full coverage: Su...
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having trouble finding a babysitter
by sorpstar at 1/15/2014 9:39:42 PM
Watch this sorp's chiller theather..lol Marketing for the movie devil's due coming soon..enjoy..lol
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what would you do
by sorpstar at 1/10/2014 6:06:04 PM
If we had one of these available as kids??? Where would you have aimed yours? What if they made these in adult size for out door use..i would like to tour where I've never went before...but what creat...
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cancer and diabetes read this
by sorpstar at 12/20/2013 9:35:17 AM
Saw this on ABC world news with Diane Sawyer with John quinones on assignment Secret to a Cancer and Diabetes Free Life Sarah Netter Dec 19, 2013, 7:29 PM Yolanda Campoverde stands just...
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does this guy have a sense of humor
by sorpstar at 12/18/2013 12:06:44 PM
Born with just one arm, he is so funny...enjoy
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this touched me, brave brother and friends
by sorpstar at 11/25/2013 3:50:00 PM
No one messes with his brother and his brothers football team
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Italian Man who went to Malta
by sorpstar at 4/26/2013 12:46:27 PM
now the animated version... my way of celebrating an important day...my birth
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Three Samurai audition
by sorpstar at 4/18/2013 2:48:00 PM
From sorp's vault Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. ...
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a new Pope today Congrats
by sorpstar at 3/13/2013 2:33:03 PM
VATICAN CITY — With a puff of white smoke from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel and to the cheers of thousands of rain-soaked faithful, a gathering of Catholic cardinals picked a new pope fro...
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can you imagine sorp like in 20 years or so
by sorpstar at 3/6/2013 1:25:22 PM
Ethel one of sorp's ex GFs was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors of the nursing home. Because she was a li...
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pegasusnflight's Blogs
by sorpstar at 2/1/2013 2:35:06 PM
here's a guy that starts blogs, his right but i believe his are based on his negative opinions of women on the site and the site yet his experiences are all one sided...I gave my point of view in man...
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Hope you get the message via this short video
by sorpstar at 7/19/2012 11:47:41 AM
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME???????????
by sorpstar at 7/7/2012 7:44:42 AM
a summer special from the sorp  enjoy DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME??????????? It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an...
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Italian Man who went to Malta
by sorpstar at 6/26/2012 1:19:58 PM
disclaimer--if you wear underpants or even depends please change them before viewing this video...everyone loves italians ...enjoy [/quote]
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Check your Driver's License update
by sorpstar at 6/23/2012 1:06:14 PM
Check your Driver's License esp you newbies on this site I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your ow...
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Elect sorpstar the next President and why???
by sorpstar at 5/19/2012 8:41:08 AM
Could this be the answer to the debt crisis??? A tourist stops at a small hotel, puts a $100 bill on the counter, and goes to inspect the room. The owner takes the bill and rushes off to pay t...
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Happy Mothers Day to all moms
by sorpstar at 5/11/2012 1:17:24 PM
Let's toast to the following: this goes out to moms on this site and to moms of ladies and men on this site ...to children of moms and dads that are moms and to everyone's moms that may be in Mothe...
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one fine day
by sorpstar at 4/26/2012 12:23:00 PM
The following have something in common with me on this special day...funny lady Carol Burnett, songwriter Duane Eddy, singer Bobby Rydell, singer Gary Wright, drummer Roger Taylor, actress Joan Chen, ...
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a blogger or a poster in threads
by sorpstar at 2/18/2012 12:31:57 PM
Why do many of you post blogs or post to blogs rather then post on the rest of this site, no matter where you see any type of thread ( not talking forums because that involves all ages posting or star...
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Are you as smart as Little Johnny
by sorpstar at 2/11/2012 10:49:58 AM
would you have handled bullies like he had  Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice bet...
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a video and your SB prediction
by sorpstar at 2/4/2012 8:50:28 AM
this dog has been on Leno yearly picking the winners correctly and never picked a loser/ except for this year (Giants will win) your pick please enjoy this short video/ you'll have a good...
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Happy Thanksgiving to all watch video
by sorpstar at 11/23/2011 12:41:17 PM
best wishes for a great Happy Thanksgiving to all
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10 Things Only Women Understand
by sorpstar at 8/18/2011 6:11:56 AM
David Letterman eat your heart out...men will laugh but women will love this  = = = 10 Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the sam...
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A-B-C Of Growing Older
by sorpstar at 7/27/2011 8:37:48 AM
A-B-C Of Growing Older Age before Beauty is what we once said, But now let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-i...
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You Have All The Equipment
by sorpstar at 7/25/2011 6:45:42 AM
You Have All The Equipment One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,...
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sorp's ** Stress Management Techniques - **
by sorpstar at 7/15/2011 12:34:11 PM
** Stress Management Techniques - ** Subject: an eight-step stress management technique Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the lat...
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Two Italian men not related to me
by sorpstar at 7/1/2011 3:49:40 PM
wanted the bloggers to view this one for a good laugh--happy 4th of July to all bloggers A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady...
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Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger (blog edition)
by sorpstar at 5/18/2011 4:33:42 AM
sorry to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger never got to see any USC football games as governor, apparently he was not a fan of trojans... have any of your own Arnoldisms to post
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New Night classes for men and women blog edition
by sorpstar at 5/17/2011 7:00:49 AM
[b]All are welcome - Open to men only.[/b] Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course lasts for 4 weeks and topics cov...
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Don't Ask For Divorce While Driving bloggers
by sorpstar at 5/15/2011 11:26:13 AM
Blogger edition...lol... A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a c...
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Our youth are in trouble
by sorpstar at 4/22/2011 11:31:01 AM
These jokes are taken from REAL résumés and cover letters and were printed in the Fortune Magazine: 1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience." 2. "I have lurnt Word for Widow...
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blog friends want to party
by sorpstar at 4/17/2011 12:50:21 PM
now sorp never runs out of beer with a little help from my new phone app... enjoy 
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How To Handle Telemarketers
by sorpstar at 4/16/2011 6:51:18 AM
Hey it's Saturday...new material soon...lol... 1.If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2.If they start out with, "How are you...
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Marketing Definitions
by sorpstar at 4/6/2011 9:51:46 AM
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend...
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Formula for bedroom success
by sorpstar at 3/31/2011 9:09:22 AM
Think Golf only Each player shall Furnish his own equipment - normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the...
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One of the funniest jokes i ever saw--
by sorpstar at 3/26/2011 7:52:42 PM
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. ‘Yeah, we’ll take four of...
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How would you feel if you were involved
by sorpstar at 3/20/2011 7:43:57 AM
Merchandising or disquising it's packaging and marketing stuff like this is a nightmare...what's next...How would you feel if you were the parent/ grandparent of a victim...What happened and what NJ h...
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Short of Help
by sorpstar at 2/21/2011 3:33:07 PM
anyone still have a sense of humor... One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn't have any pai...
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Jenny's superbowl pick...
by sorpstar at 2/3/2011 3:35:17 PM
who would ever doubt a woman...Pick your winner like Jenny did...lol...
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We Are Recruiting...It's OK to laugh
by sorpstar at 1/9/2011 6:50:42 AM
Punch line at the end as usual [i]One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where sh...
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Where were you during 911???
by sorpstar at 9/8/2010 8:35:58 PM
This is an actual article where I was during the weekend before 911 with clear vision of seeing the twin towers for my last time... I wrote this story one year after 911...enjoy but please think of al...
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Any good passion stories
by sorpstar at 3/2/2010 8:01:20 AM
I had a terrible passion for baked beans. I loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on me. One day I met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent we wo...
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