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Surprisingly Dirty Joke About Sea Life
by sorpstar at 3/23/2015 9:49:39 PM


A pick me up for some humor missing on blogs...enjoy

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."


Comments

sorpstar
3/23/2015 9:50:14 PM

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out." Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone. After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?" The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

ontheloose69
3/23/2015 10:07:23 PM

penquins that's what i call nuns.

boomboom33030
3/23/2015 10:08:36 PM

geeneelee



3/24/2015 12:11:02 AM

hello sorp .....nice one lol

sorpstar
3/24/2015 12:28:53 AM

Geleen is that you,..you're back...ok
geeneelee



3/24/2015 12:48:49 AM

yes i am lol thanks .....i deleted my pics ....its so big lol i cant fix it ....its really hard lol

usoolioness
3/24/2015 7:49:48 AM

All over the DH screen! Good Morning Sorp!

sorpstar
3/24/2015 4:56:04 PM

Thanks for people that enjoy some humor...to others go fight with each other on other blogs...Fuhgeddabouit...lol