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Turkey Recipe
by jdw72 at 11/23/2010 5:03:17 PM


TURKEY RECIPE

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes
the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found
this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not
sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give
this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing ( Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan making sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's a** blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
And you thought I didn't cook!


Comments

1becomes2
11/23/2010 5:06:01 PM


goldenneedle
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11/23/2010 5:09:57 PM

you had me going for a moment.

tatinou
11/23/2010 5:10:57 PM

I was reading and thinking darn that turkey will blow up. LOL

dreamflyer
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11/23/2010 5:15:13 PM


jandkray2
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11/23/2010 5:17:12 PM

John...honey are you messing with me tonight

jdw72
11/23/2010 5:18:33 PM

Of course Why would tonight be any different than any other

sweetsugar57
11/23/2010 5:19:13 PM


nickiegirl
11/23/2010 5:23:53 PM

That is so cute. I think I'll pass on that recipe....

jdw72
11/23/2010 5:25:05 PM

It's a lot easier to serve than a regular turkey meal to, you don't have to carve it.

tatinou
11/23/2010 5:26:11 PM


djd60
11/23/2010 5:34:01 PM

Perfect recipe for US Bachelors!!

jandkray2
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11/23/2010 5:36:32 PM

Uh huh...You're so bad

jdw72
11/23/2010 5:44:56 PM

You better believe it!! so what exactly are you going to do about it???

jandkray2
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11/23/2010 5:48:48 PM

What do you WANT me to do, John

jdw72
11/23/2010 5:55:35 PM

You started it with the bad comment... I'm sure you can come up with something... or not..

hunnybunnylno
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11/23/2010 6:00:08 PM

That was cute I liked that

snugglyangel56
11/23/2010 6:18:47 PM

Hahaha heard that one before years ago...... Great joke tho funny

camperpaul
11/23/2010 6:29:31 PM

Reminded me of the recipe for "self-flipping" pancakes...

I f you take the following recipe and add popcorn, you'll get them...

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simplylp
11/23/2010 6:31:56 PM

you poped that turkey out oven fast lolllllllllllllllll

jandkray2
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11/23/2010 6:33:15 PM

I be bad sometimes

katie1736
11/23/2010 7:57:20 PM

jdw at first no way then I believed your recipe I even wondered if we had any popcorn! Loved it!!LOL

madame58
11/23/2010 7:57:33 PM

ya goof...

pammi5
11/23/2010 8:37:15 PM

As I was reading this I thought well I will show this to my16 year old daughter, she can cook a lot of things but not a turkey. When I got to the end I decided I probably shouldn't because then she would show it to the rest of the kids and they would want her to try it. Although the look on the dogs faces would be priceless I think I won't show it to her. But damn that would be funny.

jackijo61
11/23/2010 11:49:44 PM

thank you !