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chipps1971
Novi, MI
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Hope she will fart and give you some fresh air  
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| 5/29/2008 4:10:16 PM |
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lillibet
New South Wales
Australia
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Im not even going there.....
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| 5/29/2008 4:27:45 PM |
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inspector65
Saint Augustine, FL
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This is the reason I always carry my pocket size frabreese. For these types of sticky situations.
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| 5/29/2008 6:22:50 PM |
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freebirdvt
Milton, VT
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Well put it to the taste test...finger her and put you fingers in her mouth and if she sucks on them well cant be all that bad........Dan
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| 5/29/2008 6:24:05 PM |
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lifetimeskier
Olympia, WA
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ewww...say don't ya ever wash that thing...and run away...fast...
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| 5/30/2008 11:16:56 AM |
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bikertaz
Horn Lake, MS
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"Her p*ssy smells like the shit house door on a tuna boat"...an old friend from high school describe a girl he tried to f**k like that!  kitty
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| 5/30/2008 11:23:25 AM |
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jb_countryboy
Chattanooga, TN
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And the coochie too
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| 5/30/2008 11:25:30 AM |
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lisaa30
Montgomery, AL
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NOOOOOOO.....just try out the NEW contraption I had patented...
Should take care of the problem....good luck bro!!
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| 5/31/2008 2:54:32 PM |
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beu24
Virginia Beach, VA
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And the coochie too
This was to damn funny. I am still laughing. She probably don't drink enough water to flush out her system.
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| 5/31/2008 3:14:02 PM |
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built_to_last
Lutz, FL
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Just say to her " I would love to give you a spounge bath!"
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| 5/31/2008 3:18:08 PM |
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gonesailingbabe
Des Moines, IA
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And away goes trouble down the Drain? Roto-Rooter?
I warned my sons when they were beginning to date - if anything smells - don't go there.
Ick.
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| 5/31/2008 3:27:47 PM |
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rockytopgirl
Winnsboro, LA
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on a cold wintery nite. a couple was coming home from a party. on the side of the road was a baby skunk, freezing. so the woman begged her husband to stop, went and picked up the skunk and brought back to the car. "honey?", the woman replied, "it's freezing! where should i put it to keep warm?" the husband told her to put it between her legs. "but honey!". what about the smell?" tell it to hold it's nose!  
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| 5/31/2008 3:34:47 PM |
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rockytopgirl
Winnsboro, LA
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thanks. glad i made someone laugh today!
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| 5/31/2008 3:40:31 PM |
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pinkybrain
Burlington, MA
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She should go to the doctor, could be one of the 10 types of vaginitis, it is and infection, doesn't go with just a monistat, because is not a fugus, is a bacteria.
And you should stop having sex ttyl the issue is done and check yourself too.
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| 5/31/2008 3:42:48 PM |
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bks820
Brooklyn, NY
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give her some fds
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| 5/31/2008 4:03:47 PM |
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1bigiron
Stafford, KS
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I met this gal in the bar one night WOW WOW she was soooo good looking she was waging her tail around & we talked a bit & i just could not stand it no more. so i ask the lady mam can i smell your p*ssy & she said why hell no you basterd somb*tch bla bla bla I thout well dam. So i said well i am sory then it must be your feet im smelling then.  
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| 5/31/2008 4:08:06 PM |
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thebestman
Atlanta, GA
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Tell her we can't do this
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| 5/31/2008 4:08:54 PM |
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outgoing37
Norcross, GA
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Hello NO.
I would say honestly.Can we shower and continue this.I love the way the SOAP smells on your skin.LOL
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| 6/5/2008 5:04:05 PM |
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hmjulikhan
Lafayette, LA
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I cannot believe this was not mentioned...if it's not an STD...suggest Cranberry Juice...for drinking that is....and yourself, too, guys...on the other hand, guys really SHOULD be drinking pineapple ...thins it out and makes it sweet. Another advantage of juices, specially pineapple juice is helps one lose weight. But Cranberry for the girls makes for sweet smell and taste.
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| 6/5/2008 5:11:26 PM |
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the_thrasher
Rock Hill, SC
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Done the shower thing before .. and even pretended like i was no longer in the mood .. What i guess i really want to know is .. is there a such thing kronic Smell ? One of my exs during a year and a half of living with her She never smelled .. i mean it was always fine ... but there are some that omg even after washing .. does anyone know if there is an actual medical term for this ?
I think its called STDs . . . . . . but seriously if she hasn't been tested you should go together and get one
Pineapple is good for taste for both sexes. I, myself, eat at least a pineapple or two a week.
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| 6/5/2008 6:45:22 PM |
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tucktail
New Smyrna Beach, FL
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Pineapple really does work!
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| 6/5/2008 6:47:53 PM |
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william9_17
Kelseyville, CA
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How much do you like sea-food?
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| 6/5/2008 6:53:12 PM |
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yearone67
Fairview Heights, IL
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My ex smelled bad all the time! I funny thing is I married her without experiancing anyone else and I thought it was normal? That is the way all woman smelled. She would clean up and right after she still smelled. I didn't know that a woman could smell so good down there until I got divorced and found a girl with a clean machine. Wow I have really missed out!
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| 6/5/2008 7:02:52 PM |
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tfortexas
Big Sandy, TX
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| 6/5/2008 9:10:23 PM |
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venice427
Los Angeles, CA
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no muff too tuff....
we dive at five..........
depends on how horny, i am.... and if i'm mad at her or not,
if i'm mad at her...... yea, i'll tell her, .. her p*ssy stinks
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| 6/5/2008 9:31:27 PM |
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funandgamesguy
Hampton Bays, NY
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If it smells like Bass , stick it in her.............mouth.
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| 6/5/2008 10:39:12 PM |
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shansstar311
Torrance, CA
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If it taste like chicken keep on lickin if it smells like trout get the FUCk out!!!!!!
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| 6/5/2008 10:40:06 PM |
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shansstar311
Torrance, CA
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Maybe shes a dirty bird, lol
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| 6/5/2008 10:41:57 PM |
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rocklady
Lenoir, NC
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Be afraid be very afraid
HaHa
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| 6/5/2008 10:43:02 PM |
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shansstar311
Torrance, CA
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Im mean geez, i dont smell at all and if i know that im going to be having a guy lick my p*ssy i always make sure its extra clean, thats just called good hygeine! Plus, i would never want a guy to be posting something like this about my nasty p*ssy, yikes!
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| 6/5/2008 11:27:16 PM |
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andrew197431
College Place, WA
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All i know is there has been funny a** replys on this thread. Thank you for the laughs 
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| 6/7/2008 6:45:29 PM |
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sampickups
Vinita, OK
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I have to go with what shansstar said!!!!!!
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| 6/13/2008 10:55:15 AM |
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w1110w
Rock Island, TN
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run......JUST RUN AWAY
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| 6/13/2008 10:59:29 AM |
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wiseguy1977
Fort Smith, AR
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well dude if it stinks that bad just dunk your toungh in her a** to get that taste out of your mouth....LMFAO
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| 6/13/2008 11:01:28 AM |
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tarheel7676
Greensboro, NC
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If it taste like chicken keep on lickin if it smells like trout get the FUCk out!!!!!!
I'm suddenly very hungry...what's for dinner?
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| 6/13/2008 11:02:55 AM |
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afrolicious
Lawton, OK
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If it taste like chicken keep on lickin if it smells like trout get the FUCk out!!!!!!
I'm suddenly very hungry...what's for dinner?
Didn't you hear you have your choice of chicken or trout
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| 6/13/2008 11:02:58 AM |
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sweetiepie1977
Jacksonville, FL
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| 6/13/2008 11:03:40 AM |
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mooseslayer
Fairbanks, AK
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F**k that just make it for me
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| 6/13/2008 11:09:04 AM |
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tarheel7676
Greensboro, NC
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If it taste like chicken keep on lickin if it smells like trout get the FUCk out!!!!!!
I'm suddenly very hungry...what's for dinner?
Didn't you hear you have your choice of chicken or trout
Oh, then I'm thinking I'll have the chicken....dark meat please!!!
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| 6/13/2008 11:12:52 AM |
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wiseguy1977
Fort Smith, AR
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well il have 2 brest a couple legs and a side of thigh....lol
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| 6/13/2008 11:15:31 AM |
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tarheel7676
Greensboro, NC
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Send her back to France.
I just went back and read this whole thread. This has been one of the best we've had in awhile! Everybody had a sense of humor and nobody whined about it. THIS IS HOW ALL THREADS SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 6/13/2008 11:24:50 AM |
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afrolicious
Lawton, OK
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You could tape one of those pine tree freshners on her thigh and lick away if it smells.
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| 6/13/2008 11:25:57 AM |
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wiseguy1977
Fort Smith, AR
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frebreeze its your friend...lol
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| 6/13/2008 8:22:35 PM |
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w1110w
Rock Island, TN
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HEY YOU ASK WE TOLD YOU KEEP OUT!
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| 6/13/2008 8:24:24 PM |
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chipper1165
Gatesville, TX
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Hey hun lets take a shower. Can I wash that for ya 
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| 6/13/2008 8:28:02 PM |
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mikesfunfarm
Holland, MI
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Plug """it's""" nose
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| 6/13/2008 8:36:11 PM |
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heyppl
Saint Louis, MO
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tell him to go wash his funky ass..then go take a shower with him and help him..
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| 6/13/2008 8:37:10 PM |
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chipper1165
Gatesville, TX
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Thats what I said, I love showering together.
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| 6/13/2008 8:52:08 PM |
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justnosey54
Roanoke, TX
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Done the shower thing before .. and even pretended like i was no longer in the mood .. What i guess i really want to know is .. is there a such thing kronic Smell ? One of my exs during a year and a half of living with her She never smelled .. i mean it was always fine ... but there are some that omg even after washing .. does anyone know if there is an actual medical term for this ?
Glastopia...do you really, REALLY like this woman? Do you want her around in your life for a long time? Then she needs to go see a DOCTOR, and you need to suggest that. Not only do you not want to EAT it...you don't want to F**K it either, baby, because if you do...you're just spreading an STD. And, think about it, you'll spread it to all of the women you're with in the future. A healthy vagina does not have an unpleasant ODOR. If it's really bad, it could be something such as trichomonas; not a hard fix...simply a trip to the doctor, but YOU need to be treated too for it to go away for good.
Then, again, you could just say f**k it, use a nose clip (for swimming) and dive right in!!!
Hope this helps! Good luck!
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| 6/13/2008 9:36:31 PM |
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nanachick62
Tuscaloosa, AL
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There are medical things the could be wrong other than an infection. Diabetics can have this problem and its just a simptom of that. Some meds. can cause that also. Anyway get her to the Doc.
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| 6/13/2008 9:40:51 PM |
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tarheel7676
Greensboro, NC
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Done the shower thing before .. and even pretended like i was no longer in the mood .. What i guess i really want to know is .. is there a such thing kronic Smell ? One of my exs during a year and a half of living with her She never smelled .. i mean it was always fine ... but there are some that omg even after washing .. does anyone know if there is an actual medical term for this ?
Glastopia...do you really, REALLY like this woman? Do you want her around in your life for a long time? Then she needs to go see a DOCTOR, and you need to suggest that. Not only do you not want to EAT it...you don't want to F**K it either, baby, because if you do...you're just spreading an STD. And, think about it, you'll spread it to all of the women you're with in the future. A healthy vagina does not have an unpleasant ODOR. If it's really bad, it could be something such as trichomonas; not a hard fix...simply a trip to the doctor, but YOU need to be treated too for it to go away for good.
Then, again, you could just say f**k it, use a nose clip (for swimming) and dive right in!!!
Hope this helps! Good luck!
just nosey....you...are....AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nose clip....
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pscqqscqqp
New Bedford, MA
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Find someone that doesn't smell, someone that takes care of themselves.
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| 6/13/2008 10:22:40 PM |
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justnosey54
Roanoke, TX
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Damn Glastopia! You're in VEGAS dude!!! No wonder!!! You're gonna end up gettin something that won't wash off!
What happens in Vegas STAYS In Vegas!!!
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And tarheel7676, thank you, thank you very much!!! 
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| 6/14/2008 2:06:08 PM |
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onyah
Fresno, CA
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If you get past the smell you got it licked.
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| 6/14/2008 2:19:02 PM |
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sweetiepie1977
Jacksonville, FL
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Done the shower thing before .. and even pretended like i was no longer in the mood .. What i guess i really want to know is .. is there a such thing kronic Smell ? One of my exs during a year and a half of living with her She never smelled .. i mean it was always fine ... but there are some that omg even after washing .. does anyone know if there is an actual medical term for this ?
Glastopia...do you really, REALLY like this woman? Do you want her around in your life for a long time? Then she needs to go see a DOCTOR, and you need to suggest that. Not only do you not want to EAT it...you don't want to F**K it either, baby, because if you do...you're just spreading an STD. And, think about it, you'll spread it to all of the women you're with in the future. A healthy vagina does not have an unpleasant ODOR. If it's really bad, it could be something such as trichomonas; not a hard fix...simply a trip to the doctor, but YOU need to be treated too for it to go away for good.
Then, again, you could just say f**k it, use a nose clip (for swimming) and dive right in!!!
Hope this helps! Good luck!
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| 6/14/2008 2:20:03 PM |
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farmer927
Irvington, KY
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hell, just grin and bear it. also look before you leap.
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| 6/14/2008 2:35:30 PM |
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bigbadklondyke
Eaton, OH
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Ok hot heavy forplay close all off. your partner gets done giving you oral and you go to return the favor .. but it catches you .. that Forcefield of stench ? what do you do .. Quietly ask them to shower first ... or suck it up and take one for the team ?  
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| 6/14/2008 3:01:04 PM |
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potpie71
Gig Harbor, WA
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CANCER:::: An even MORE serious problem than STD, vaginosis, yeast infection, Trich, etc... could be causing this problem... CERVICAL/Uterine CANCER can cause a horrible, foul smell & discharge, also.
No matter if you are serious about her or not, because of there's a chance of cancer causing this, it would be the right thing to do & talk to her about it. And she probably won't be too offended if you tell her that it could be something as serious as cancer thats causing your concern... it will only show that you care.
Not trying to scare the poor girl, but this should really be taken care of by a GYN doc.
On the lighter side of the subject... "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'... If it tastes like cologne, leave it alone!!" LOL Some peoples pooties.... can't take 'em anywhere!
Good luck/lick to ya!
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| 6/14/2008 10:34:45 PM |
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kwietkptkatie
Las Vegas, NV
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If it smells it just 8'nt right!
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| 6/15/2008 12:02:08 AM |
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potpie71
Gig Harbor, WA
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I bumped this up so that people could read about the probability of cancer in this situation. Seriously, if she keeps herself clean, has no STD's (trich, etc), vaginosis, or yeast infection, then she REALLY needs to see a GYN for a pap to rule out all of these possabilities, along with cervical cancer. My mom had it... the sooner it's diagnosed, the better chance of fighting it.
PLEASE talk to her about this!! She will realize how much you care about her health and safety, and doubtfully get mad or offended if you mention cancer. Not that you'd want to scare her or anything... But say, if she was "down on you" and felt a testicular lump, it would only be right for her to bring it to your attention, yes?
Just maybe say: "I've got a concern that we need to talk about. I know that you are a very clean, hygenically-conscience person and this is why I am worried. I've noticed a different odor (or even taste, if you don't want to use any word pertaining to smell), and I'd like you to see a doctor, as I've heard that anything out of the normal could be as serious as cancer".
Good luck! Maybe keep us updated? 
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