Date pick up lines

7/28/2013 9:59:00 AM	Date pick up lines
honeybunzs44 Duncan, SC 45, joined Jul. 2013	Tell me your stupidest pick up line you've ever received or gave... Write beside your answer which one.lol Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
7/28/2013 10:01:25 AM	Date pick up lines
honeybunzs44 Duncan, SC 45, joined Jul. 2013	GAVE- OMG I love your Eyes RECEIVED - What time you wanna have Sex?
7/28/2013 1:47:11 PM	Date pick up lines
koemsti Little Rock, AR 31, joined Jun. 2013	Gave: you got the prettiest face that I will ever cum across
7/28/2013 9:29:26 PM	Date pick up lines
sstofer Owensboro, KY 23, joined Jul. 2013	do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants..
7/28/2013 10:04:38 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Can I be your lumberjack? Cuz I wana split u in two!!!!!! Made it up. Never gave it. Yet [Edited 7/28/2013 10:06:24 PM ]
7/28/2013 10:12:46 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Chicken or beef? If chicken Don't b chicken u haven't tryed my beef If beef Good I thought u were gonna b to chicken to try my beef Kinda stupid but I can make up alot
7/28/2013 10:22:30 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	I can share! Do u have a fire in ur pants? I can pull out my hose and put it out
7/28/2013 10:28:20 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Lol. There's no need to clap ladies! I already got it lol worst one yet
7/28/2013 10:31:23 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	My snake needs a warm place to hide Is your mom around
7/29/2013 11:10:57 AM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	People call me skims, but you can call me anytime! Gave Was your dad a baker? Cause baby you've got a nice set of buns! Received
7/29/2013 11:27:02 AM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Was your daddy a meat burglar? Cuz it looks likes like some1 stuffed two fine hams down the back of your dress! From the movie the ladies man!
7/29/2013 11:30:34 AM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Your daddy must have worked in the oil industry cuz u were made for some deep sea drilling! How many can I come up with? Let me c [Edited 7/29/2013 11:30:55 AM ]
7/29/2013 1:05:30 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from matt77504: Your daddy must have worked in the oil industry cuz u were made for some deep sea drilling! How many can I come up with? Let me c LOL, matt...u r 2 funny!!!
7/29/2013 2:47:58 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Sorry I was busy at work let me get back in the mood!
7/29/2013 2:50:36 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Your mom just called me! We're having another baby
7/29/2013 2:57:44 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Is your last name Hoover? No Could have sworn it was,that mouth looks like it suck a turtle out of his shell [Edited 7/29/2013 2:58:11 PM ]
7/29/2013 4:49:08 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Are u from Thailand ? With an arse like that u gotta know how to Bangkok
7/29/2013 4:51:18 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	My place or yours? B4 you answer , I got an idea Ill flip a coin Head at my place Tail at yours!
7/29/2013 4:52:58 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Life's like a d$ck! When it gets hard phuck it! I wonder how many peeps are gonna use these?!
7/29/2013 4:54:38 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Excuse me! Do you wana Phuck ?Or should I apologize ? [Edited 7/29/2013 4:57:17 PM ]
7/29/2013 4:58:41 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Lets go to my place and get freaky! I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway !
7/29/2013 5:01:39 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	You can just call me Chevy! It's just like a rock!
7/29/2013 5:02:58 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	I might not b the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
7/29/2013 5:07:05 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Your name must be Chevy! It's just like a rock!
7/29/2013 5:12:23 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Would u like an Australian kiss? What's that ? It's kinda like a French kiss but down under!
7/29/2013 5:15:03 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	What has blue eyes, smiles and is hung like a horse? I don't know ( smile )
7/29/2013 5:17:40 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	You know they might ask you to leave soon! Y is that? Because your making all the other girls look bad! (Bar , etc)
7/29/2013 5:21:07 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	For this site! There going to delete ur profile! What y? Your making all the other girls look ugly! Lol. So many peeps are going to steal my shat. It's mine u arses Should I quit or do u want more? [Edited 7/29/2013 5:22:12 PM ]
7/30/2013 8:31:30 AM	Date pick up lines
honeybunzs44 Duncan, SC 45, joined Jul. 2013	You're crazyass lol
7/30/2013 2:42:53 PM	Date pick up lines
honeybunzs44 Duncan, SC 45, joined Jul. 2013	Love this one a lot, lol
7/30/2013 2:53:34 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast
7/30/2013 5:17:55 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	For a shirt girl! You should come in a wrapper ! Cuz you fun size that I can pick u up and toss u all around the bedroom!
7/30/2013 7:03:07 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from matt77504: For a shirt girl! You should come in a wrapper ! Cuz you fun size that I can pick u up and toss u all around the bedroom! I don't get it Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!
7/30/2013 7:10:49 PM	Date pick up lines
sassycat492 Waldorf, MD 53, joined Oct. 2012	Quote from skimboards: I don't get it Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you! Hey Skim, maybe we are too mature for this guy's pick up lines, I didn't get it either!
7/30/2013 7:18:00 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	I think you hit the nail on the head, sass!
7/30/2013 9:58:11 PM	Date pick up lines
fanniefarmer Victoria Australia 40, joined Mar. 2013	"Are your parents retarded? Cause u sure are special!"
7/30/2013 10:26:09 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	Your lips look blue; can I give you mouth to mouth?
7/30/2013 10:28:11 PM	Date pick up lines
sassycat492 Waldorf, MD 53, joined Oct. 2012	You look deflated, should I blow you up?...
7/31/2013 1:30:08 AM	Date pick up lines
fanniefarmer Victoria Australia 40, joined Mar. 2013	"If I had a garden, i'd put your two lips & my two lips together"
8/1/2013 5:51:46 AM	Date pick up lines
honeybunzs44 Duncan, SC 45, joined Jul. 2013	Love it doll lol
8/1/2013 8:57:39 AM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	When my friend & I were in a club, she told a handsome guy she liked his pants...she was staring at his crotch!!!! I was MORTIFIED!!!!
8/1/2013 3:54:24 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from skimboards: I don't get it Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you! Small candy bars are called fun size! They come in a wrapper and for a short girl that I can pick up and have crazy sex with [Edited 8/1/2013 3:55:11 PM ]
8/1/2013 6:52:30 PM	Date pick up lines
molark Chicago, IL 93, joined Oct. 2012	can i hold your hand? mine is limp
8/1/2013 6:54:34 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	o-gotcha
8/1/2013 7:20:48 PM	Date pick up lines
molark Chicago, IL 93, joined Oct. 2012	can i make love to you tonight?
8/1/2013 9:49:46 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	I hope your religious ! Cuz I can speak in tongues!
8/1/2013 9:51:52 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Can I set the table! First we fork and then we can spoon
8/1/2013 9:53:24 PM	Date pick up lines
skimboards Berlin, MD 63, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from matt77504: I hope your religious ! Cuz I can speak in tongues! matt: do you have a "fixation" with this thread? and, do you make these lines up? If you do, I gotta give it to you, you are pretty clever!
8/1/2013 9:55:48 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Yes I do! They just keep coming to me and then ill post em
8/1/2013 9:57:08 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	That religious one was good I like it !
8/1/2013 10:03:44 PM	Date pick up lines
timothycg Andover, MN 54, joined Mar. 2013	Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
8/1/2013 10:04:10 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Ma for mature! What's white, winking , and gets straight to the point? My dhick
8/1/2013 10:05:19 PM	Date pick up lines
sassycat492 Waldorf, MD 53, joined Oct. 2012	Hmmmm yes I do!..What condiment do you want?
8/1/2013 10:12:10 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Lots of lettuce enough to toss a salad !
8/1/2013 10:24:20 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	Gotta tell a true story ! So I went to Texas Roadhouse to get me a nice steak dinner. I asked the waitress what are ur specials! She mistakenly said so we got this 6 inch (suppose to say ounce) and she paused,.. I immediately said well I got a 7 oz do u need one of those she turned bright red and kept stuttering how the special was and tried to play it off ! I let her off the hook after that tipped her well and went on my way I had a gf at home . Shoulda got her number cuz that x was a female dog! Probly missed out! I bet she could handle meat very well! Wish it had a better ending but if I wasn't taken I would have!
8/1/2013 10:32:17 PM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	So a girl is having a glass of wine at the bar. You walk up to her and say u shouldn't b drinking that ! She says y? U say I don't wana hear all that btching later ! Btching is like wineing to me
8/1/2013 10:37:35 PM	Date pick up lines
69mystyle Monroe, LA 23, joined Jul. 2013	Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?
8/2/2013 8:30:18 AM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	If u were a nail.... Ide hammer the shat outta u!
8/2/2013 8:31:40 AM	Date pick up lines
matt77504 Pasadena, TX 29, joined Jul. 2013	If you were concrete .... Ide have to pull out my jack hammer !
8/2/2013 9:33:17 AM	Date pick up lines
davids_mommy Houston, TX 27, joined Apr. 2013	Haha like that funny

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