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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Any suggestions?
Want to make it as crazy as possible!! Please help me!!
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| 6/12/2014 11:05:45 PM |
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enjoying_life80
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011
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Your left nipple is deformed?
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| 6/12/2014 11:06:26 PM |
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koztech
Hendersonville, NC
52, joined Apr. 2013
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I'm over Latex, Leather is for pussies, (sweaty ones) Porn is sooo fake , They don't make celling swings the way they used to, ,,
But the new rope doesn't leave marks !!!
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| 6/12/2014 11:53:14 PM |
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nomush
Dallas, GA
46, joined Jun. 2013
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Any suggestions?
Want to make it as crazy as possible!! Please help me!!
You want to make it crazy? Maybe its just me but i really don't think you should have a problem with that. JS
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| 6/12/2014 11:59:44 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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You want to make it crazy? Maybe its just me but i really don't think you should have a problem with that. JS
F**k you!! I love you
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| 6/13/2014 2:09:30 AM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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include the words: hermaphrodite, androgynous, and bestiality but use them randomly and out of context. Admit to some really weird fetishes. Use way too many emoticons. Say that you can't get married unless you move out of state because you've exceeded the legal limit in Georgia. Say that you don't think having sex with family members is a bad idea and make sure to include the family pets.
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| 6/13/2014 8:58:57 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
52, joined Jun. 2010
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I'm seeing nipple clamps
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| 6/13/2014 7:22:36 PM |
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pentopaper2
Wellston, OK
47, joined Apr. 2014
online now!
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tell everybody you have inverted nipples 
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| 6/15/2014 9:18:53 PM |
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gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014
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Only Crisco-slathered midgets need apply..
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| 6/15/2014 9:53:06 PM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
52, joined Jun. 2010
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Bonerthump Queen? Yeah that's it 
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| 6/15/2014 11:28:06 PM |
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wk1965
Suwanee, GA
48, joined Aug. 2013
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Say you're looking to meet a hundred Prince Alberts...
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| 6/15/2014 11:29:24 PM |
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bitahunni
Lawrenceville, GA
49, joined Jun. 2011
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Say you're looking to meet a hundred Prince Alberts...
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| 6/16/2014 1:29:53 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Okay I'm a hermaphrodite with inverted nipples (makes the nipple clamps kind of difficult to use). I have a strange fascination with midget porn and bestiality. My poor cats are afraid to be alone with me! Opie runs every time I open my nightstand drawer. The sound of buzzing throws him into an absolute panic.
Sounds like a good start to me...
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| 6/16/2014 3:21:50 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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Okay I'm a hermaphrodite with inverted nipples (makes the nipple clamps kind of difficult to use). I have a strange fascination with midget porn and bestiality. My poor cats are afraid to be alone with me! Opie runs every time I open my nightstand drawer. The sound of buzzing throws him into an absolute panic.
Sounds like a good start to me...
Oh, don't forget to mention that you have absolutely no control of your bowels and are prone to blasting at any minute.
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| 6/16/2014 4:04:08 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Oh, don't forget to mention that you have absolutely no control of your bowels and are prone to blasting at any minute.
Going to add that now.
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| 6/16/2014 4:32:48 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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might as well toss in that you have Tourette's syndrome
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| 6/16/2014 4:40:17 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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And that my intravaginal mesh thingy isn't working. I'm filing a lawsuit.
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| 6/16/2014 4:45:24 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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And that my intravaginal mesh thingy isn't working. I'm filing a lawsuit.
Well, yes, but then they may only want you if they think you might win the suit $$$$
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| 6/19/2014 4:12:02 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
52, joined Jun. 2010
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The brown chunk butt combustion won me over
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| 6/19/2014 7:05:17 AM |
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nomush
Dallas, GA
46, joined Jun. 2013
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Any suggestions?
Want to make it as crazy as possible!! Please help me!!
ok here's an idea for your profile
"I'm a nerotic b*tch. No really, ask any of my friends."
Oh wait, you wanted a "crazy" profile. How about
"I am one of the most normal people you will ever meet."
That crazy enough?
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| 6/19/2014 8:53:33 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011
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Make sure you stress how much girth is good!
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| 6/20/2014 12:19:53 PM |
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jonas_eats_box
Dahlonega, GA
41, joined Jun. 2013
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I've got some f**kin ideas let me tell you, you'd probably get deleted though.... I'm not the best person to ask....
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| 6/26/2014 3:11:45 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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It is done-go check it out. Now I KNOW I'm gonna find a man!
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| 6/26/2014 3:14:27 PM |
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always_smiling8
Acworth, GA
43, joined May. 2013
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Omg, that is hilarious! !
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| 6/26/2014 3:15:52 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Omg, that is hilarious! !
Should I make it 300 lbs? I can't decide!!
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| 6/26/2014 3:25:04 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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I predict that I'll be married in less than 2 months!
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| 6/26/2014 3:29:11 PM |
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graceful_imnot
Orlando, FL
41, joined Mar. 2014
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thank you bunches, I needed a laugh today!!! I predict two weeks though.
[Edited 6/26/2014 3:29:23 PM ]
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| 6/26/2014 3:33:09 PM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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I predict that I'll be married in less than 2 months!
Bat crazy shit ..
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| 6/26/2014 3:51:28 PM |
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avgjoe0266
Grovetown, GA
48, joined Aug. 2008
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Should I make it 300 lbs? I can't decide!!
650 will really reach out for the chubby chasers.js
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| 6/26/2014 4:07:08 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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I went with being a 350 lb. blonde goddess of love.
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| 6/26/2014 4:49:50 PM |
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reginao1
Marietta, GA
51, joined Apr. 2014
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You need to photoshop a pic so they see the new you. lol
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| 6/26/2014 4:52:28 PM |
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enjoying_life80
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011
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I love it. You put all of my suggestions.
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| 6/26/2014 6:13:45 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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brilliant
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| 6/26/2014 6:43:01 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Not a single message yet!
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| 6/26/2014 6:56:35 PM |
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gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014
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Not a single message yet!
Well. Only short-limbed yet girthy males will apply anyhoo... Are they a minority? I was always too bashful to try and compare with the fella at the urinal next to me.
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| 6/26/2014 7:16:15 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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Not a single message yet!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded! 
I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!
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| 6/26/2014 7:59:41 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!
I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!
Yeah I just read yours. And what exactly is wrong with bat shit crazy women? We can be a lot of fun!!
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| 6/26/2014 8:10:10 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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Yeah I just read yours. And what exactly is wrong with bat shit crazy women? We can be a lot of fun!!
Yes, can be great fun but can also be scary as hell. I guess I need to be more specific and say that bat shit crazy to be evaluated on a case by case basis...
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| 6/26/2014 8:18:26 PM |
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reginao1
Marietta, GA
51, joined Apr. 2014
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!
I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!
I read your new profile, that is hilarious. But you will probably attract the bat shit crazy ones because they don't know they are bat shit crazy.
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| 6/26/2014 8:26:32 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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I read your new profile, that is hilarious. But you will probably attract the bat shit crazy ones because they don't know they are bat shit crazy.
QFT!
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| 6/26/2014 9:14:06 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Still no marriage proposals!
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| 6/27/2014 10:27:41 AM |
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writerdog
Lawrenceville, GA
31, joined Sep. 2010
online now!
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Angela, will you marry me?
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| 6/27/2014 10:31:21 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!
I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!
I just read yours. I think I'm in love.
I think I qualify.
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| 6/27/2014 2:32:35 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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I just read yours. I think I'm in love.
I think I qualify.
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| 6/27/2014 3:08:13 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013
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I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures...
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| 6/27/2014 3:15:57 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures...
Oh good lord are you f**king kidding me? Pull your thong out of your a** and laugh. Some people do have a sense of humor
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| 6/27/2014 3:22:27 PM |
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avgjoe0266
Grovetown, GA
48, joined Aug. 2008
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I'm too fat to pull my thong out of my ass.....will you help me?
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| 6/27/2014 3:26:44 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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I'm too fat to pull my thong out of my ass.....will you help me?
I'll do it with my teeth baby!!
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| 6/27/2014 3:36:06 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011
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I'll do it with my teeth baby!!
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| 6/27/2014 3:37:11 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Need me to get yours too?
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| 6/27/2014 3:39:13 PM |
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avgjoe0266
Grovetown, GA
48, joined Aug. 2008
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I'll do it with my teeth baby!!
Awesomeits been binding and nobody wants to help.
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| 6/27/2014 3:40:43 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Awesome its been binding and nobody wants to help.
Do I need a plunger?
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| 6/27/2014 3:42:34 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013
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I would just delete that moldy old pro you have and start over...
maybe tone it down and act like a lady with some class instead of a drunken trailer slut looking for a trick..
that way no one can go read thru all your horny as hell posts and threads you have and not pre judge you as just another old slimy granny f**k and then maybe youll find a ca$h heavy ltr all you old c*nts desire...
sage advice..
now Im !!
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| 6/27/2014 3:55:12 PM |
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gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014
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You're such a c*nt westy... 
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| 6/27/2014 3:58:19 PM |
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gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014
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And I do not use that term lightly.
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| 6/27/2014 3:58:51 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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I would just delete that moldy old pro you have and start over...
maybe tone it down and act like a lady with some class instead of a drunken trailer slut looking for a trick..
that way no one can go read thru all your horny as hell posts and threads you have and not pre judge you as just another old slimy granny f**k and then maybe youll find a ca$h heavy ltr all you old c*nts desire...
sage advice..
now Im !!
I have aspired to be a slimy granny f**k all my life! YAY I did it!!
As for being an old c*nt-I am and happy to be so!!
And dammit-my aspiration is to be a piece of white trailer trash slut turning a trick. I think I'll leave that one for you babe.
Funny you took the time to be concerned with what I post. Now that's funny!
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| 6/27/2014 3:59:10 PM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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Someone needs to get a sense of
stick out the ass
Westy
Iz every one having trouble with the
wants to meet feature or is it just my PC of crap service ..
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| 6/27/2014 4:12:48 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Awwww Westy please come out to play????? Did your mommy/wife find your profile? Why are you invisible? Do you call her a c*nt too? Me thinks not baby doll!!
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| 6/27/2014 4:42:28 PM |
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reginao1
Marietta, GA
51, joined Apr. 2014
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I think it's hilarious. Life's too short to be serious all the time. Since I am new, who is this person who tried to come in here and burst your bubble, and ruin our fun?
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| 6/27/2014 4:49:25 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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I think it's hilarious. Life's too short to be serious all the time. Since I am new, who is this person who tried to come in here and burst your bubble, and ruin our fun?
He is an a**hole p*ssy. He f**ks with everyone then goes invisible. He obviously doesn't know me if he thinks names are gonna hurt me. F**king ignorant asshat! But he is SO fun to play with!
I am soooo on here for fun! That is it. My real life is nothing like this!
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